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#138 - indigobob
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(02/14/2013) [-]
It's funny because my relatively long-term relationship ended about a month ago and I absolutely have no intention of getting into one any time soon. Nothing wrong with being alone to me
#136 - suprconfederateman
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no girl has ever said no to me on valentines, then again it was hard to understand them with the duck tape on their mouth.
#129 - felixjarl
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I told you mate.
#139 to #129 - shadowfj [OP]
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Yeah you did, but some comments are controversial.
#140 to #139 - felixjarl
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What comments? But in all honesty more than 200 thumbs is rater good for a text based post on this site, hardly anyone reaches that limit.
#141 to #140 - shadowfj [OP]
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I guess so...I didn't expect it to get a lot anyways.
#142 to #141 - felixjarl
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Come on now, be a little jolly. You did well and there is a lot of people that support you in this one.
#143 to #142 - shadowfj [OP]
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Ok, I'll be cheery for you.
Ok, I'll be cheery for you.
#144 to #143 - felixjarl
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Here is a what i want: Force yourself to get a big hearty smile on your mouth in real life and old it there for a minute. That will feel good, trust me.
#145 to #144 - shadowfj [OP]
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I'll be sure to do that.
I'll be sure to do that.
#146 to #145 - felixjarl
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No excuses, you must do it. That is the price of my consultation!
#148 to #146 - shadowfj [OP]
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Did it.
Did it.
#149 to #148 - felixjarl
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Proud of you mate! Now try to do this 5 times a day.
#150 to #149 - shadowfj [OP]
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Now let's not go all crazy here.
Now let's not go all crazy here.
#151 to #150 - felixjarl
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To late, but you still got to do it!
#152 to #151 - shadowfj [OP]
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Alright, but if I don't come back, then assume I have gone into an insane asylum.
#57 - ignored
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(02/14/2013) [-]
I'd be alone if nobody knew who I am
#66 to #57 - shadowfj [OP]
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But you're always ignored.
#48 - Fronk
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I got out of 3 year relationship about 2 months ago, I can Honestley say my heart did get broken.

I think I do want to be alone this Valentines...
#53 to #48 - theepiccunttainter
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I feel that ****, its all good though. let it go
#50 to #48 - drmccabe
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I Love you <3
#45 - lonemercenary **User deleted account**
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#44 - ultimatewinner
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Well, I asked out a girl I've liked for years last thursday, then yesterday, she told me couldn't go out for a somewhat shaky reason. I haven't been dogmatic, but also haven't let her forget too long. She's called me her friend, but lately she's had tunnel vision. Now, she likes a guy she's forbidden to date, who hurt her previously, instead of being in the friend zone when she canceled, I simply put up a veil of silence. I simply had enough ********.
#26 - xtrmbragnrytz
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I managed to dig my way out of it by telling a girl / friend (at the time) that i liked her and 2 weeks later, we're now in a relationship.

I was a forever alone loser, then i decided to cut my losses and just say what was in my heart, and i suggest the same unto everyone else who feels they were in my shoes, Just say something to her, Don't look at the negatives.
#135 - Zydratejunkie
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And that's why it's great to be a lesbian. Step 1: Find a pretty girl, Step 2: Ask if she is gay, Step 3: If no, whatever, you have a new hot potential friend, If yes, go **** like rabbits.
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#102 - tonydalion
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I've seen more posts complaining about the forever alone guys, than posts by forever alone guys. Seriously...
#99 - richardastley
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Gee. I've never heard anyone rant like that before!
#79 - rummler
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Sorry, but I don't take advice from anyone who plays Wii
#84 to #79 - psykobear
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#160 to #84 - psykobear
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Oh look... some Wii user thumbed me down.
Ow, my feelings.
#75 - explosifjosiff
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I hate when guys complain about being friendzoned, just as much as I hate girls complaining about never finding nice guys. That said it seems to have become more of a joke than anything at this stage.
It seems to me to be something that only happens before a certain degree of emotional maturity is reached. It all comes down to being to shy to go for your crush, or being to shallow to go for a person who you could be very happy with.
#49 - gladiator
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go to the butchers and buy several sheep/pig/goat hearts and put them in gift boxes and randomly hand them to people saying "will you be my valentine (and when they open the box) or my next victim"...
#47 - infernoreaper
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I'm alone, again. But I still told all of the females I have called friend "Happy Valentines Day". Even when they're just friends it is very delightful when they say it as well. Relationships mean almost nothing.
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#37 to #35 - neogrungist
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Just a bit of advice from one guy to another. . . as messed up as it is to say, you've got almost no chance of ever having a normal relationship with a girl who has been raped. Just something I've noticed (not just girls I've dated that had been, but the same goes for my friends' experiences)
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#39 to #38 - neogrungist
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Just be careful, and don't delete your funnyjunk account. Never give up everything (or anything for that matter) for a girl, especially early on becasue that can end in disaster for you. Trust me on that.
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#41 to #40 - neogrungist
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You shouldn't have to show us that you're serious. Show her that you're serious. . . just not by changing yourself.
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#43 to #42 - neogrungist
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Well in the event she does reject you, accept it. I remember my freshmen year of high school a girl shot me down but I kept trying, and I still regret that because of how badly it went. Also I was really stupid to keep trying. . . not to mention a bit creepy.
#69 to #43 - cousin
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I think the above comments are some of the best things I have seen on FunnyJunk (in a sensible way).
There seems to be more of, humanity (not the right word) on here than there is in "real" life. Bravo.
#96 to #69 - neogrungist
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Why thank you good sir.
pic unrelated, just part of my baww folder
#13 - anon
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(02/13/2013) [-]
But what if you killed your parents but you do have a girlfriend? ********.
#11 - bouncyakatsuki
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(02/13/2013) [-]
While I see what you're saying, I still can't help but feel more depressed....