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User avatar #138 - indigobob (02/14/2013) [-]
It's funny because my relatively long-term relationship ended about a month ago and I absolutely have no intention of getting into one any time soon. Nothing wrong with being alone to me
User avatar #136 - suprconfederateman (02/14/2013) [-]
no girl has ever said no to me on valentines, then again it was hard to understand them with the duck tape on their mouth.
#129 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/14/2013) [+] (13 replies)
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I told you mate.
User avatar #120 - dagramcraka (02/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i would but every female i know excluding my mother and sister... hates me for an unknown reason.
User avatar #101 - multimedia (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And this is why on sunday I grew a pair and asked a guy out. He said yes and we had a lovely date yesterday and I am very happy.
User avatar #90 - winsauceiswin (02/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Well if you guys want to get a girl, then grow some balls and talk to her. Just be yourself. Tell how you feel about her, the worst she can do is say "No". And if that happens, then she is not the one for you and go find someone else. "

Most generic and cliche advise ever....
#48 - Fronk (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I got out of 3 year relationship about 2 months ago, I can Honestley say my heart did get broken.

I think I do want to be alone this Valentines...
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#44 - ultimatewinner (02/14/2013) [-]
Well, I asked out a girl I've liked for years last thursday, then yesterday, she told me couldn't go out for a somewhat shaky reason. I haven't been dogmatic, but also haven't let her forget too long. She's called me her friend, but lately she's had tunnel vision. Now, she likes a guy she's forbidden to date, who hurt her previously, instead of being in the friend zone when she canceled, I simply put up a veil of silence. I simply had enough bullshit.
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#114 - knowstoomuch (02/14/2013) [-]
Saying "No" is not the worst thing she can say or do to you. I dated a girl back in December. She apparently had anxiety about commitment and couldn't take the stress. She said I did everything perfect, but she would rather we be friends. She's the first girl I ever loved. The next day, we did everything the same: going places together, hanging out whatever, only we wouldn't hold hands or kiss or smile when we made eye contact. She seemed so happy all the sudden and I had soaked up all her anxiety and sadness. I'm in love with her still, but she promised that we would never go out again, as if that would save some of my sanity. She said I was perfect and that I was different from her other boyfreinds, but I guess I wasn't different enough.

So saying "No" is not the worst thing a girl can do to you. The worst thing she can do to you is give you the best two weeks of your live and then the worst eight (so far). I can't even hang out with our mutual freinds now because she's always there. She doesn't want to see me anymore because I can't get over her. She wants to move on but I don't.

Looking back on it all, I would do it all over again.
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#75 - explosifjosiff (02/14/2013) [-]
I hate when guys complain about being friendzoned, just as much as I hate girls complaining about never finding nice guys. That said it seems to have become more of a joke than anything at this stage.
It seems to me to be something that only happens before a certain degree of emotional maturity is reached. It all comes down to being to shy to go for your crush, or being to shallow to go for a person who you could be very happy with.
User avatar #73 - goochtvi (02/14/2013) [-]
so far i have seen no one complaining. There's the obvious hand joke, and some funny fake cards and poems and shit, but no HURR DUUR TFW NO GF bullshit. Not on the front page anyway.
#64 - Spikeydeath (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not attractive to girls.
Ever is that my fault?
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User avatar #32 - angelassassin (02/14/2013) [-]
i mean i feel like not everyone who says they dont have a valentine isnt blaming the
girls i mean its my fault i dont have one i dont have the balls or courage to ask the girl i like
so i think valentines day is just another day unless you have a valentine other than that its
but my thing is not everyone blames females (i read like halfway through before i wrote this)
#31 - urapooper (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't like talking to people in the real world because I really have nothing to talk about with them. I'm pretty sure I'm classified as a loner but I don't really give a damn and just act nice to everyone when they talk to me.
I do like reading people whining about valentines day it is like watching those cheesy Christmas movies in christmas
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