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#33 - turbodoosh (02/14/2013) [-]
MFW I'm going out for drinks tomorrow night with a lady.
User avatar #32 - angelassassin (02/14/2013) [-]
i mean i feel like not everyone who says they dont have a valentine isnt blaming the
girls i mean its my fault i dont have one i dont have the balls or courage to ask the girl i like
so i think valentines day is just another day unless you have a valentine other than that its
pointless
but my thing is not everyone blames females (i read like halfway through before i wrote this)
#31 - urapooper (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't like talking to people in the real world because I really have nothing to talk about with them. I'm pretty sure I'm classified as a loner but I don't really give a damn and just act nice to everyone when they talk to me.
I do like reading people whining about valentines day it is like watching those cheesy Christmas movies in christmas
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#27 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2013) [-]
nah to much work, i prefer pestering nympheon
User avatar #28 to #27 - nympheon (02/14/2013) [-]
For some reason, FJ stopped notifying me that you mentioning me.

Now I have to actually check to see if you say anything!
#29 to #28 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2013) [-]
ohhhhnoooooooooo
User avatar #26 - xtrmbragnrytz (02/14/2013) [-]
I managed to dig my way out of it by telling a girl / friend (at the time) that i liked her and 2 weeks later, we're now in a relationship.

I was a forever alone loser, then i decided to cut my losses and just say what was in my heart, and i suggest the same unto everyone else who feels they were in my shoes, Just say something to her, Don't look at the negatives.
#25 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2013) [-]
And it feels ******* fantastic knowing that I'm going to get my dick sucked on Valentine's day becuase I have a girlfriend.
#22 - ColonelHansLanda (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm not a massive fan of Valentines Day. I received a card at 12:10 from my 'Secret Admirer' however I assume it might've been a prank from the girls upstairs. I also successfully gave a card out to the girl I like. Just seems a waste of money however.
#21 - babyweewee (02/14/2013) [-]
Me and "Mr Right" are going to have a hell of a Valentines Day... Masturbating.
Me and "Mr Right" are going to have a hell of a Valentines Day... Masturbating.
#20 - vegetatheprince (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm going clubbing tomorrow and bringing a bitch back, its all cool.
#17 - Womens Study Major (02/13/2013) [-]
Well, I found my companion about 3 years ago. We were only friends but started dating Feb of 2012. Nov of 2012 she went to visit family and was hit by a drunk driver and that is why I'm alone this Valentine's day.
#16 - beansofwar (02/13/2013) [-]
you can talk the talk, but what about you OP? tell us about your partner. tell us about your life.
User avatar #19 to #16 - shadowfj (02/14/2013) [-]
I am working on it!
#13 - Womens Study Major (02/13/2013) [-]
But what if you killed your parents but you do have a girlfriend? ******** .
User avatar #12 - Ehwhat ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
I have my eye on someone, but I don't think I can make my move tommorow, but nice little speech you got there anyways.
User avatar #14 to #12 - shadowfj (02/13/2013) [-]
Well it was not meant to tell you to make a move tomorrow, Valentine's Day is just like any other day, so you can make your move whenever.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Ehwhat ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
I know, but I thought it would be interesting to see peoples comments on my little situation really, see if I could scrape any advise sort of thing.
User avatar #18 to #15 - shadowfj (02/14/2013) [-]
I have been single for 16 years, never got a girl to like me, or barely notice me. You are asking the wrong guy for advice.
User avatar #11 - bouncyakatsuki (02/13/2013) [-]
While I see what you're saying, I still can't help but feel more depressed....
User avatar #10 - pantail (02/13/2013) [-]
i'm pretty fine with being alone for it. it's not like i need another person to survive...
User avatar #9 - angrygirl (02/13/2013) [-]
I'm more than happy with my Mr. Right even though he took a while to find.

But you know what, totally ******* worth all the ******** I had to deal with before him
#8 - Womens Study Major (02/13/2013) [-]
imma be hanging out with my friend.... if you have friends that care about you then go out with them jeez...
#7 - kingothy (02/13/2013) [-]
Some people think Valentine's is for romantics   
But that's just misguided semantics   
for if you looked just a little bit deeper    
he's also the patron saint of the bumbly bee keeper   
So let us take this day from those love struck fools    
proclaiming their feelings with cut shiny jewels   
there is a group of people who better deserve it   
with an medical condition they're unwilling to admit   
So if you're also a Valentine's day skeptic   
just give it to another of his patronage, the humble epileptic.
Some people think Valentine's is for romantics
But that's just misguided semantics
for if you looked just a little bit deeper
he's also the patron saint of the bumbly bee keeper
So let us take this day from those love struck fools
proclaiming their feelings with cut shiny jewels
there is a group of people who better deserve it
with an medical condition they're unwilling to admit
So if you're also a Valentine's day skeptic
just give it to another of his patronage, the humble epileptic.
User avatar #5 - skuser (02/13/2013) [-]
Hey shadowfj, you know I'm one of those users who what and thumb all your content, every single one.
But this.
This.
This really deserves frontpage.
Kudos bro.
User avatar #6 to #5 - shadowfj (02/13/2013) [-]
Thanks and I greatly appreciate it.
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