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#68 - Iseewatudidthere (02/14/2013) [-]
me and my girlfriend's one year anniversary is today...... and sadly she had a breakdown and went off for a couple days..... funnyjunk is the only thing to make me smile and i thank all OP'S for there lawls!
#64 - Spikeydeath (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm not attractive to girls.
Ever is that my fault?
#85 to #64 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2013) [-]
What about guys?
#155 to #85 - Spikeydeath (02/15/2013) [-]
I don't care I don't dig dudes
User avatar #71 to #64 - breakfastskippa (02/14/2013) [-]
I find you attractive.
User avatar #62 - ihadtopickaname (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't care that I'm alone for Valentine's Day,I just wish I didn't get the ******* shingles instead.
#61 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2013) [-]
What if I'm a ******* shy girl and can't ask anyone out.

What if 'Nice guys' is what you call bottom of the barrel untouchable **** that can't stop being a whiny faggot about how they get friendzoned. Or that asshole that acts like my best pal and then drops the love-bomb on me, expecting it to not be utterly creepy when he was lying about being just my friend all along. Men, get your damn acts together.
#70 to #61 - walcorn (02/14/2013) [-]
> acts like my best pal and then drops the love-bomb on me   
   
Ever considered that your feelings for someone developes over time?   
No, because that would mean you were wrong, and you can't be wrong   
you're a woman, to tell you that you're wrong would be releasing the Cthulhu of PMS.   
   
Quit your Bitching.
> acts like my best pal and then drops the love-bomb on me

Ever considered that your feelings for someone developes over time?
No, because that would mean you were wrong, and you can't be wrong
you're a woman, to tell you that you're wrong would be releasing the Cthulhu of PMS.

Quit your Bitching.
User avatar #60 - peacerock (02/14/2013) [-]
My plan was to sleep and masturbate
#59 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2013) [-]
the friendzone is just an excuse for being a giant beta.
#58 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2013) [-]
Kill yourself.
User avatar #57 - ignored (02/14/2013) [-]
I'd be alone if nobody knew who I am
User avatar #66 to #57 - shadowfj (02/14/2013) [-]
But you're always ignored.
User avatar #56 - badgerbaiting (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm alone because I like drinking too much. I <3 you whiskey.
#54 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2013) [-]
I haven't had a girlfriend in at least a year. I'm not saying I need one, but I'm been liking this girl for a while but have been watching her from afar. Hell, I only found out her name through Facebook but she seems to have a great personality. I may sound like a stalker, but thanks OP. This gave me some hope in myself.
User avatar #51 - JNS (02/14/2013) [-]
I made a profile on okcupid (completely free)
about a week ago

I already have a date set up for next friday.

#52 to #51 - theepiccunttainter (02/14/2013) [-]
have fun with a land whale
User avatar #55 to #52 - JNS (02/14/2013) [-]
she doesn't loo *too* bad
User avatar #67 to #55 - cantfindausername (02/14/2013) [-]
Let us know how it is...



Somehow.
User avatar #117 to #67 - JNS (02/14/2013) [-]
I will try to remember to reply to you here ... OR YOU COULD JOIN US

are you in michigan by any chance?
User avatar #156 to #117 - cantfindausername (02/16/2013) [-]
How was it?
User avatar #157 to #156 - JNS (02/16/2013) [-]
very land whale-ish ... but still, I enjoyed a nice cup of earl grey, so it worked out in the end
User avatar #158 to #157 - cantfindausername (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for the land whale, but at least you enjoyed yourself : )
User avatar #159 to #158 - JNS (02/17/2013) [-]
any day that I get a cup of tea is a good day
User avatar #147 to #117 - cantfindausername (02/14/2013) [-]
Close. Not really. I'm in Hawaii.
User avatar #49 - gladiator (02/14/2013) [-]
go to the butchers and buy several sheep/pig/goat hearts and put them in gift boxes and randomly hand them to people saying "will you be my valentine (and when they open the box) or my next victim"...
#48 - Fronk (02/14/2013) [-]
I got out of 3 year relationship about 2 months ago, I can Honestley say my heart did get broken.

I think I do want to be alone this Valentines...
#53 to #48 - theepiccunttainter (02/14/2013) [-]
I feel that **** , its all good though. let it go
User avatar #50 to #48 - drmccabe (02/14/2013) [-]
I Love you <3
User avatar #47 - infernoreaper (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm alone, again. But I still told all of the females I have called friend "Happy Valentines Day". Even when they're just friends it is very delightful when they say it as well. Relationships mean almost nothing.
#46 - herpdederpderp (02/14/2013) [-]
I went out today asked three girls out for tomorrow and the last one said yes. Lesson- you can find someone, you just have to look.
+1
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#44 - ultimatewinner (02/14/2013) [-]
Well, I asked out a girl I've liked for years last thursday, then yesterday, she told me couldn't go out for a somewhat shaky reason. I haven't been dogmatic, but also haven't let her forget too long. She's called me her friend, but lately she's had tunnel vision. Now, she likes a guy she's forbidden to date, who hurt her previously, instead of being in the friend zone when she canceled, I simply put up a veil of silence. I simply had enough ******** .
#36 - supercweepy (02/14/2013) [-]
Well said.
Well said.
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#37 to #35 - neogrungist (02/14/2013) [-]
Just a bit of advice from one guy to another. . . as messed up as it is to say, you've got almost no chance of ever having a normal relationship with a girl who has been raped. Just something I've noticed (not just girls I've dated that had been, but the same goes for my friends' experiences)
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User avatar #39 to #38 - neogrungist (02/14/2013) [-]
Just be careful, and don't delete your funnyjunk account. Never give up everything (or anything for that matter) for a girl, especially early on becasue that can end in disaster for you. Trust me on that.
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User avatar #41 to #40 - neogrungist (02/14/2013) [-]
You shouldn't have to show us that you're serious. Show her that you're serious. . . just not by changing yourself.
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#43 to #42 - neogrungist (02/14/2013) [-]
Well in the event she does reject you, accept it. I remember my freshmen year of high school a girl shot me down but I kept trying, and I still regret that because of how badly it went. Also I was really stupid to keep trying. . . not to mention a bit creepy.
User avatar #69 to #43 - cousin ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
I think the above comments are some of the best things I have seen on FunnyJunk (in a sensible way).
There seems to be more of, humanity (not the right word) on here than there is in "real" life. Bravo.
#96 to #69 - neogrungist (02/14/2013) [-]
Why thank you good sir.
pic unrelated, just part of my baww folder
#34 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2013) [-]
i disagree, its not always the persons fault for being alone. I for example have tried and failed. I also know other people who have done the same..
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