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#39 - zomaru (02/09/2013) [-]
Remember when I did this. The look on his face after he couldn't find his car was Priceless.
User avatar #34 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
is it me or does it look like they packed snow in through the window of the car
#31 - shinykakuna **User deleted account** (02/08/2013) [-]
jokes on them, i would just clear the stickynotes from the windows and windshield and drive like a baws
jokes on them, i would just clear the stickynotes from the windows and windshield and drive like a baws
User avatar #62 to #31 - cancerousiguana (02/09/2013) [-]
Someone did that to my car in high school and that's exactly what I did, and I drove really fast to see if they'd come off. One side they were all facing down, so they came off, but the other side, (2 people did it together, so they each did a side) the notes faced backwards for maximum aerodynamic-ity-ness, so they didn't come off, at least not at 50 mph, which was my POS car's max safe speed.

Moral of the story: always put that shit facing backwards.
User avatar #47 to #31 - biggrand (02/09/2013) [-]
or draw a dog wearing a cape and sunglasses in the drivers seat and then get in the car and look like a baus while driving.
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#29 - kanatana (02/08/2013) [-]
Looks like someone turned that truck into a hot rod!
#40 to #29 - Shitthatscrazy (02/09/2013) [-]
i think your joke just got foiled
i think your joke just got foiled
#32 to #29 - N. Korean citizen (02/08/2013) [-]
Fuck you Carlos, just...fuck you.
#28 - umaya (02/08/2013) [-]
OP's car
User avatar #83 to #28 - coolcalx (02/09/2013) [-]
this must be the Jew inside me, but holy shit, how much did that many dildos cost?
User avatar #78 to #28 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Fuck, that's one expensive prank.
#36 to #28 - titsmcghee (02/09/2013) [-]
OPs bike
#37 to #36 - hakrodashammy (02/09/2013) [-]
OP's bike helmet
User avatar #25 - tsoper (02/08/2013) [-]
once the car starts going around 50 MPH, the sticky notes will be pealing off, making a cool effect if you are watching the car from the side....

plus youll probably be arrested for litering
User avatar #77 to #25 - popkornking (02/09/2013) [-]
*Once the car starts going around 50 MPH, the people who you've already hit due to not being able to see shit will start to fly off your windshield, creating a cool effect if you're watching the video on liveleak.

plus you'll probably arrested for murder and criminal negligence
#24 - sanitizeralert (02/08/2013) [-]
The poor sap who has a friend dumb enough to cover his exhaust pipe with a balloon..
#26 to #24 - N. Korean citizen (02/08/2013) [-]
it would pop after... what? 30 seconds max?
User avatar #27 to #26 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account** (02/08/2013) [-]
or the back flow would flood the cabin with toxic fumes.
User avatar #75 to #27 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Through where? It's not like the exhaust vents to the interior. The force of the exhaust would soon pop the balloon, making a huge BANG that is meant to freak the hell out of the driver.
#59 to #27 - actuallyisdolan (02/09/2013) [-]
...no it wouldn't.
...no it wouldn't.
#23 - mattdoggy ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
The last one is at NASA's shuttle shed...
glad to know my tax dollar is being put to good use
User avatar #69 to #23 - rodneyphoenix (02/09/2013) [-]
They aren't exactly doing much now that the shuttle program is done.
#20 - gypz (02/08/2013) [-]
Imagine igniting the cotton one
User avatar #19 - whatugawkinat ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
I've had was light gauge fishing line wrapped countless times around my truck from front to back keeping me from opening my door

A lubricated condom on the shifter I somehow didn't even notice until I grabbed it.

Had lovely friends who pissed in the inner door tray, floor board and even seat during parties.

Nobody does cool things like this to me
User avatar #15 - maxismahname (02/08/2013) [-]
i read saran wrap as satan wrap...
User avatar #44 to #15 - jennyg (02/09/2013) [-]
lol so did I, been on fj too long
User avatar #11 - Denver (02/08/2013) [-]
>big balloon
nigga that's a fucking hot-water bottle
User avatar #10 - sandyravage (02/08/2013) [-]
Attempted the cotton ball one after reading about it around two month ago. You're supposed to dip them in water, then put them on the vehicle. If it's cold enough, they'll freeze and stick there. I tried it in November, and it didn't hardly get cold enough, so there was a pile of cotton balls around my uncles Malibu.
User avatar #9 - arrowhead ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
The Saran wrap one can actually damage the car if it's hot out :p
User avatar #7 - carfreak (02/08/2013) [-]
I've done most of these. lol
#4 - mikeliterous (02/08/2013) [-]
it looks more like sedan wrap to me
User avatar #3 - silverbuttocks (02/08/2013) [-]
That's actually Tin foil. they stopped production of Aluminium foil when they discovered Aluminium causes Alzheimer's
User avatar #8 to #3 - onionbubs (02/08/2013) [-]
Other way round, mate. It was tin, but now aluminium. Some places still call it Tin Foil (like here in Britland)
User avatar #35 to #8 - picklesds (02/09/2013) [-]
we call it tin foil here in canada too
User avatar #46 to #35 - sidekickman (02/09/2013) [-]
it's tin foil in the states also
User avatar #137 to #46 - onionbubs (02/09/2013) [-]
I have never left Britland. I was unaware of all this
User avatar #6 to #3 - EnergizierAnon (02/08/2013) [-]
wait, what? aluminium causes alzheimers? like what they make soda can's out of?
#2 - wilcojar (02/08/2013) [-]
Aluminium*
Stupid Americans...
User avatar #5 to #2 - hanakoikezawa (02/08/2013) [-]
Who
The
Fuck
Cares
About
The
Way
Other
People
Spell
It
Line
By
Line
FTW
User avatar #13 to #5 - ingabenwetrust ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
It's not a question of how people spell it, even to Americans this is wrong.
Brits pronounce it al-you-min-ee-um and spell it aluminium
'Murcans pronounce it al-oo-min-um and spell it aluminium
This nigga just didn't know how to spell
User avatar #22 to #13 - stanleys ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
Both aluminum and aluminium are acceptable spellings and pronunciations. It just depends on what nationality and preferences you have
User avatar #18 to #13 - rzrback (02/08/2013) [-]
Americans do actually spell it Aluminum. Aluminum was the name proposed before the element was officially discovered but it was changed to Aluminium so that it conformed with the -ium name other elements use. And at some point, Americans decided to go back to the former name for it
#33 to #18 - N. Korean citizen (02/09/2013) [-]
Fucking niggers need to stop thumbing down accurate posts. I brought you back up.
User avatar #138 to #33 - rzrback (02/09/2013) [-]
Thank you anon :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpaderpasaur (02/08/2013) [-]
so if we both spell it the same way and he spelled it wrong then how can you be sure he's american, maybe he's a stupid brit
#17 to #14 - submitted **User deleted account** (02/08/2013) [-]
Is it more likely to be a stupid Brit, or one of the famously stupid Americans?
#1 - Frankendell (02/08/2013) [-]
The rather sad part is any number of these pranks would probably be an improvement on the way my car looks.
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