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#154 - spangle
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Gabriel Iglesias is fantastic.
#111 - philliyoMLB
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I know I don't agree with a good amount of people on this, but I think Ralphie May is just a ****** knock-off of this guy.
#79 - gmarrox
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(02/07/2013) [-]
It's funny because when it breaks you have to put it down and buy a new one.
#126 to #79 - PartyPanda
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Just like my dog

Pew-pew, take that racism.
#127 to #126 - gmarrox
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(02/07/2013) [-]
You just ****** up monkeyboy
#155 to #127 - PartyPanda
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Bring it, you son-of-a-bitch
#50 - monkeyller
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(02/07/2013) [-]
He looks like the boy in modern family
#172 - nikentakadisker ONLINE
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Which of his videos is this?
#143 - anon
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(02/07/2013) [-]
ANONS CAN ACTUALLY SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can taste and suck the cock at will
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Anons have white stains on their faces, only associate with other Anons, are very talkative, and are very friendly in general is because they love cock and will attempt to get as many cocks as humanly possible into their mouths by rubbing up against people when they see that someone has an erection, or smell large amounts of testosterone in the air, or even if they hear/see the vaguest of sexual suggestion. If they all associated with non Anons a lot more then there would be a lot more people getting sucked off within a split second and if someone spilled their semen on the ground, then any Anons in the area would immediately dive-bomb into it because secretly Anons dream of swimming in oceans of semen with schools of other Anons and it would be obvious to everyone that Anons love cock, but then again, Anons want everyone to know they love cock so that they can gain easier access to it.

Try saying, best yet groaning something as sexual as you possibly can when you are around Anons, and any Anons that hear you will walk up to you and just start dry humping and grinding on you in order to spring an erection from your pants and then you will know the truth.
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PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#133 - anon
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Desc. and tags... can't tell if trolling or just really stupid.
#130 - Drifter
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Well guys, my Girlfriend suggested I use Bengay to get myself off when shes not around.....So about 2 minutes ago I tried it out.....After I told her I did so she sent a text back saying " I'm breaking up with you...You will know I'm serious in about a minute or so.." Good side she was a ho...Bad side, she didn't lie... It hurts so much...
#139 to #130 - kiboz
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(02/07/2013) [-]
#157 to #130 - onefuckingskurut ONLINE
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(02/07/2013) [-]
What the hell is Bengay?
#165 to #157 - Drifter
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(02/07/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengay Hope this helped.
#166 to #165 - onefuckingskurut ONLINE
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(02/07/2013) [-]
So I suppose you fingered yourself then... And she was ho ... who?
#129 - smartvulpix
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#123 - anon
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Always black jokes around on funnyjunk.. now we just need some users to scream the N-word like some inbred retards.
#131 to #123 - gorillabutts
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Yuup
#161 to #123 - anon
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Lol. "The N-word" what are you, the pope? This is funnyjunk.
#171 to #123 - nikentakadisker ONLINE
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(02/13/2013) [-]
******! YOU BE CRAY
#110 - anon
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I dont know if its just me, but it feels like could be so many jokes made about black iphones that are not so racist and could sound better..
#95 - whiteniggers
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(02/07/2013) [-]
i heard the black one runs faster than the white one
#94 - anon
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(02/07/2013) [-]
That was ******* dreadful.
#93 - anon
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I think he is kinda stupid.
#51 - kekkospieru
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#37 - iamjustheretoroll
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(02/07/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #411152 at Friendly ** when this
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #411152 at Friendly ** when this
#38 to #37 - iamjustheretoroll
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(02/07/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Meanwhile ** ***** this
#39 to #38 - iamjustheretoroll
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(02/07/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #475993 at Friendly ** this will be the outcome
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #475993 at Friendly ** this will be the outcome
#17 - dabearsrbad
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I saw him live and he was amazing! when he does the voices of different people especially the drive thru lady i busted a couple ribs.
#19 to #17 - Lambda
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I came so close to seeing him live not too long ago... and my car broke down.
I still intend to, this guy is just amazing.
#4 - keiishiyama
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(02/06/2013) [-]
This ************* spic is one of the greatest comedians ever.
#25 to #4 - paradenoire
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(02/07/2013) [-]
as much as I agree, no need for ******* bad taste racism, fluffy is a god.
as much as I agree, no need for ******* bad taste racism, fluffy is a god.
#35 to #4 - terrorrizor
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(02/07/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #2870976 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** that's not even casually acceptable
#2 - necessary **User deleted account**
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