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#215 - cohz has deleted their comment [-]
#204 - harbingerwolf (02/06/2013) [-]
What would the Chief buy if he broke up with Cortana?
#244 to #204 - creepyunclebob (02/07/2013) [-]
a new Cortana.
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#188 - mcm has deleted their comment [-]
#238 to #188 - coldfusion (02/07/2013) [-]
**coldfusion 999,999,999**
#211 to #188 - fearlessdeeds (02/06/2013) [-]
Too bad you forgot the second astrik at the beginning.
User avatar #254 to #211 - alhemicar (02/07/2013) [-]
I fucking hate this color
#203 to #188 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
woah, congratulations on a gajilion thumbs.
#202 to #188 - fjponythread (02/06/2013) [-]
Color of your text: #d0f675   
Color of rolling text: #c8c800   
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Color of your text: #d0f675
Color of rolling text: #c8c800
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User avatar #200 to #188 - carnivalconviction (02/06/2013) [-]
Text color troll
User avatar #205 to #200 - ilikerapingmen (02/06/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up
#197 to #188 - batboybeall ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #196 to #188 - maffi (02/06/2013) [-]
wut?
User avatar #193 to #188 - shadowstrut (02/06/2013) [-]
....woah
#187 - omgnoobxoxo (02/06/2013) [-]
After being PUMPED SHUMPED CUMPED AND CLUMPED? Wow, he sold his STUPID FUCKING ENGAGEMENT RING after being PUMPED SHUMPED CUMPED AND FUCKING CLUMPED? WOW. OP, YOU'RE JUST A DISGUSTING WHORE. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
#191 to #187 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
i am seeing a see of red thumbs in your future
#228 to #191 - anonymous (02/07/2013) [-]
Sea*
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#186 - clutchkill **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #181 - superfudge (02/06/2013) [-]
MIGHT AS FUCKING WELL
#178 - origommi (02/06/2013) [-]
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #255231 at Friendly **
#171 - joshlols (02/06/2013) [-]
**joshlols rolled a random image posted in comment #2787938 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
Halo
User avatar #175 to #171 - lolifan (02/06/2013) [-]
I approve of that roll
#170 - Yojimbo (02/06/2013) [-]
MFW he will now be engaging the Covenant...IN COMBAT.
#169 - dungledoo (02/06/2013) [-]
HELL YEA HALO 3 ARMOR!!!
#165 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
So, everyone who sees this and likes to Fuck with people, please call /text 12602157444, and tell this fucker to leave my gf alone, and that he'll never get her back because he's a cheating POS, and not good enough for the military because he got dishonorable discharge. Thanks FJ. Please have fun, and enjoy fucking with him.
#233 to #165 - defender (02/07/2013) [-]
how about no
#213 to #165 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
User avatar #189 to #184 - mrkickasscomedy (02/06/2013) [-]
your username
User avatar #190 to #189 - pewdiepieminion (02/06/2013) [-]
Your username.
User avatar #194 to #190 - mrkickasscomedy (02/06/2013) [-]
your username
#206 to #194 - pewdiepieminion (02/06/2013) [-]
Kick ass username.
#210 to #206 - mrkickasscomedy (02/06/2013) [-]
Godly username
User avatar #158 - orrihaa (02/06/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #159 to #158 - tombombadil ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #160 to #159 - orrihaa (02/06/2013) [-]
k
#163 to #162 - tombombadil ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I have no idea who you are, but you're my favorite right now.
User avatar #164 to #163 - orrihaa (02/06/2013) [-]
are you gonna find me and kill me? :c
#166 to #164 - tombombadil ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #157 - mrkickasscomedy (02/06/2013) [-]
Well good for him
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#156 - neokhan has deleted their comment [-]
#154 - ironhidethegreat (02/06/2013) [-]
Am i the only one that reads that newspaper as "more blue balls then intercourse,survey says"?
Am i the only one that reads that newspaper as "more blue balls then intercourse,survey says"?
#151 - xtremehivoltage (02/06/2013) [-]
Halo on frontpage :D
User avatar #150 - raynagrimm ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
damn how much was that ring? that or how much was the suit?
#168 to #150 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
I think those suits go for like 2 grand minimum for a good one.
I'm guessing though.
User avatar #183 to #168 - raynagrimm ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
damn, thats horrible, going through all that trouble to save up for a ring like that, then the bitch turns you down. at least he got a cool suit, i guess.
User avatar #148 - bromop (02/06/2013) [-]
I think that's a philly newspaper. I know a lot of cities have metro papers, but the street signs look like philly to me.
#147 - livboy (02/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#144 - rikeshwalter (02/06/2013) [-]
Halo Mexican armour?
User avatar #145 to #144 - danyoung (02/06/2013) [-]
That's a peruvian armor
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