What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

MFW someone posts the actual reply to that comment when it was posted.

So i guess that means u like to have it stuck in ur pooper

Not everything should be related to katawashojo. . .

It's from the first pokemon movie because mewtwo made clones of them and my guess is why they look different was because they were in there for so long and were made to be stronger than the originals.

It's not related. Just as a comparison.....
And yes, two other people commented before you, in case you didn't see.

I didn't scroll down all the way, so I didn't see. Sorry man.

... Okay, you better be.



Also, I am sorry, too. I was a little annoyed you pointed out Katawa. Truth is, I don't like it all that much

It's alright, guess I'm just a little tired of seeing it is all. No hard feelings though.

That's good then!
There was one that I found rather hilarious, but that's a tale for another day.
Here's a pokemon gif.

Here, have one as well.

Here's another!

Have some bubbles to block your beam!

I don't know you, but I automatically hate you.

Oh, that's a common thing.

from the first pokemon movie, the cloned staters that mewtwo creates have blotches on their skin to tell them apart

you're scared?

Jesus, That was much more honest than I wanted it to be......

tell us, since you're being honest...what are you scared of?

Life.

Don't be scared of it, have a healthy respect for it. Take life for what it is. Life is a beautiful, amazing thing, and all the things in it can be beautiful...just try to ignore lifes bitchy sadistic side that is always trying to kill you. K? bye.

Deep . . .

I can't stand Pokemon now. In 4th gen they started looking less like pokemon and more like digimon, and now I don't even know how to describe it but they don't look like pokemon.

They look like animals from Chernobyl. Look at Ho-Oh sexy motha fucka right there.

So... what game did your grandfather play?

It was called "World War II". It pretty much set the story for future FPS games like Call of Duty: World at War

oh it's that old game without respawn..

Yeah, and I heard the spawn points sucked. One time I guess they spawned on in the water and had to rush up this beach with no cover while campers shot down at them.

allow me to snag that :) this is my header (made it myself)