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#58 - europeanswallow (02/04/2013) [-]
also, keystone is horrible
User avatar #56 - yarr (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm guessing it's obvious, but.
How would you be able to stab through your finger with one of the points, when your finger is thick enough to cover 3?
User avatar #59 to #56 - pseudobob (02/04/2013) [-]
The finger is round, the fork is flat. One of the spikes impaled his finger and the surrounding two bent out of the way.
#60 to #59 - yarr (02/04/2013) [-]
The two at the sides looks perfectly fine to me. My guess is that he broke his fork,  and decided to glue it on the backside of his finger.
The two at the sides looks perfectly fine to me. My guess is that he broke his fork, and decided to glue it on the backside of his finger.
User avatar #61 to #60 - pseudobob (02/04/2013) [-]
I suppose the skin on his finger would have bent out of the way instead.

Do you remember some content a few weeks ago, where a kid sneezed at the wrong time and impaled his nose on a fork? Some people just can't handle certain kinds of silverware.
#55 - vampyrate (02/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 - crayonzzzz (02/04/2013) [-]
Stabbed myself with a fork, better take a picture. Also how did he/she take it if you can see the other hand...
User avatar #51 to #50 - hypermetaljacob (02/04/2013) [-]
not their hand. notice the other persons foot on the ground?
User avatar #52 to #51 - crayonzzzz (02/04/2013) [-]
Oh, i did not. thank you.
User avatar #53 to #52 - hypermetaljacob (02/04/2013) [-]
no problem.
#49 - tylorz (02/04/2013) [-]
This is exactly what I wanted to see before I went to sleep.
This is exactly what I wanted to see before I went to sleep.
#48 - jrondeau ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
#46 - kightofnever (02/04/2013) [-]
is it bad that i find bodily harm funny as fuck
is it bad that i find bodily harm funny as fuck
#43 - N. Korean citizen (02/04/2013) [-]
I think someone needs to get their priorities straight.
#39 - emobutterfly (02/03/2013) [-]
That happened with my lip once. My sister stabbed me with her fork because I took the last tater tot.
#35 - dandamanzx (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 - soulstealerr ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
I like it when the red water comes out.
User avatar #31 to #30 - monkee (02/03/2013) [-]
Saladfingers! Havent watched that in years
User avatar #33 to #31 - soulstealerr ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
I saw a post about it yesterday and went in watched it again. Awesome.
#42 to #33 - duskmane ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Hahah, I forced my girlfriend to watch it.
We... uhh...
We're not dating anymore.
User avatar #111 to #42 - necessary **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [-]
My ex-girlfriend showed that to me
She was amazing </3
#23 - brokentoaster (02/03/2013) [-]
could be worse
User avatar #34 to #23 - cjfj (02/03/2013) [-]
Fucking lol'd.

That stupid kid isn't using the fork correctly at all.
#36 to #34 - N. Korean citizen (02/03/2013) [-]
ye
hmmm... i need to scratch my nose good thing im holding a fork
#22 - bigmacintoshh (02/03/2013) [-]
**bigmacintoshh rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at PC vs Mac ** MFW
#45 to #22 - N. Korean citizen (02/04/2013) [-]
i mean, it is a typical mac user...
User avatar #38 to #22 - psykobear (02/03/2013) [-]
Why does he get thumbs down for a roll? He had no control over it.
User avatar #40 to #38 - Marker (02/04/2013) [-]
Because Funnyjunk logic.
#37 to #22 - parralax ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at The south **I can't even find a reaction...
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at The south **I can't even find a reaction...
#32 to #22 - snickerstheif (02/03/2013) [-]
HOW 'BOUT NO.
User avatar #24 to #22 - winsauceiswin (02/03/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god i laughed so fucking hard
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#19 - immune to u (02/03/2013) [-]
Puts down beer on counter "Hey watch this!"
#17 - sovietadgenda (02/03/2013) [-]
instantly thought of this
#14 - whyshouldyouknow (02/03/2013) [-]
That wouldn't happen to me, a dog bit my finger off.
#15 to #14 - atr ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Your finger, I presume?
User avatar #16 to #15 - whyshouldyouknow (02/03/2013) [-]
Yes sir.
#18 to #16 - atr ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
I had holes in my hand for about two weeks after my aunt's dog bit through it when I was four. Scared the fuck out of my mom and the kids at my daycare.
User avatar #25 to #18 - whyshouldyouknow (02/03/2013) [-]
Wow. I was four when this happened too.
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