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#52 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Itts not just target folks... walmart does the exact same thing as what anon in #9 said... guess my corporation stole some of ur folks
#51 - joshkroger (02/02/2013) [-]
Consumer service in general just sucks. I used to work at marsh and I quit my job when I got totally screamed at by some russian old lady who couldn't buy vodka because of credit and ID policies. Last. ******* . Straw.
#96 to #51 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
YOU SHOULD'VE KILLED THE BITCH ON THE BLOOD MOON AND LET HER SCREAMS FUEL YOUR ERECTION!!!
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User avatar #48 to #45 - iraniie (02/02/2013) [-]
OP never said that he hated target
#50 to #48 - nirtse (02/02/2013) [-]
Never said that he didn't, and since it is unclear as to what he hates, misha just made an assumption
#41 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
I worked at Target before and it does ******* suck -_-
#40 - organicglory ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I remember I was buying a bag of Sour Patch Kids and the guy couldn't scan the bag and after a minute he just sighs and says "First they're sour..."
mfw
#151 to #40 - anonymous (02/03/2013) [-]
I dont get it
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#57 to #23 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** + 7 = 13
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#71 to #57 - tenthdivine (02/02/2013) [-]
congratulations, sir.
User avatar #60 to #57 - plumotje (02/02/2013) [-]
hory shet
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User avatar #46 to #28 - Dap (02/02/2013) [-]
you were gonna roll a 13 on a 1 digit roll, right?
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#29 to #28 - sebprad (02/02/2013) [-]
that's not even possible.
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#72 to #31 - tenthdivine (02/02/2013) [-]
sunset's FW
User avatar #36 to #31 - namdelliks (02/02/2013) [-]
There are no two combinations of single digit numbers that can equal 19..
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#33 to #31 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** + 3 = 8
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#58 to #34 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 592,583,319** + 1 = 1,000,000,000
#18 - crazyolitis (02/02/2013) [-]
As a European, the only info about target I ever got was from this guy. And from the comments, it seems all employees hate that place.
#20 to #18 - redbeardfj (02/02/2013) [-]
SSoH! :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - crazyolitis (02/02/2013) [-]
*SSoHPKC
All hail Seamoose!
User avatar #61 to #21 - darkangeloffire (02/02/2013) [-]
SEAMOOSE!
#62 to #61 - crazyolitis (02/02/2013) [-]
I love seamoose! eh's a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #63 to #62 - darkangeloffire (02/02/2013) [-]
Even when CNN steals footage of his
User avatar #64 to #63 - crazyolitis (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah! And who wouldn't be aggressive if an NPC van is glitched?
User avatar #66 to #64 - darkangeloffire (02/02/2013) [-]
Exactly
#13 - cjasper (02/02/2013) [-]
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#12 - Mattyowl (02/02/2013) [-]
I would just go to the same employee again, with a 50 inch plasma TV.
I would just go to the same employee again, with a 50 inch plasma TV.
#139 to #12 - toastableduckling (02/02/2013) [-]
>Brings TV up.   
>Successfully scans it.   
>Walk out of Target because you cant afford it.
>Brings TV up.
>Successfully scans it.
>Walk out of Target because you cant afford it.
#32 to #12 - musichead (02/02/2013) [-]
No. You have to get a hammer as well. Go to the same cashier. Take the hammer. Break the scanner. She gives everything to you. You get a free plasma TV and a hammer.
User avatar #11 - jlanez (02/02/2013) [-]
As a former TPS (Target Protection Specialist), I agree. Target's ******* cheap, and the employees don't give a crap because of it. They always took an hour off my shifts to keep me from having a second meal break, and the keep you barely under each week to avoid giving you full-time benefits.
#49 to #11 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm a cashier, they always assign me exactly 5 hour and 45 minute shifts, because at 6 hours I would get a second break.

I'm inches away from burning down my entire location.
#22 to #11 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Former food ave team member here. So many fat people...
#27 to #22 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Burger Ave bookings Jennie o or Brit DEE RIGHT NOW UNTIL MY GOD GIVES ME RIGHT INFO WHO ***** CARES~~ILLEGAL. CHAHOO/LAMB/PARMESAN/ MELANBAL/ I WILL WRITE AGAIN" DEAL WITH IT CUNT" DULE BYDBZ" ". WHY CUNT I HAVE NICE THINGS" BEE LEEAVE. MEOW. PURRR PENTHOUSE VIEW OR CELL/ CHOICES. MUUWWWWWWWW
User avatar #16 to #11 - bruin (02/02/2013) [-]
Cashier Team Member here, they are starting to cut our hours for not selling enough "Redcards." Stupid bastards
User avatar #17 to #16 - jlanez (02/02/2013) [-]
That's absolute ******** too. That's like cutting your hours for not selling enough Hot Pockets.
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#30 to #15 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Dailey newspaper-know this old story HUGS SPOON NIGHT DRUGS$$$$$ SO NO FJ WRONG ****** ~~OOPS LETS RESL ILOVEUHUGITOUT/ U CANHAVELIFETIMETO THI K WITH MY 5 FROM JAKster
User avatar #10 - chiefrunnyjeans (02/02/2013) [-]
kool story brahski
#8 - pulluspardus (02/02/2013) [-]
So? Is there a joke here?
User avatar #7 - amplifythat ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
target must do this alot, because everytime i go through with a bunch of items or groceries, i look at the receipt at the end and they dont scan like 3-4 items....
#9 to #7 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
i work at target, theyre the ********* company ever we get graded and nitpicked on everything and even timed on fast we check out and stock so they can cut our hours and save money. So ya i wouldnt doubt it if most of the other employees didnt give a **** either
User avatar #6 - robertpaulwebb (02/02/2013) [-]
I knew this guy that got fired from McDonalds for telling a customer to "...go ****** themselves."
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#43 to #42 - heartlessrobot (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Here's one without cancer.
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User avatar #86 to #44 - rieskimo (02/02/2013) [-]
funnyjunk protip: Click "reply" or "comment" you see those two little buttons in the comment window? The one on the right says "Create or upload image via Editor" click on that button, then upload image via URL crop, select file menu click "Save" and voila, no more cancer!
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User avatar #35 to #6 - thepyras (02/02/2013) [-]
He got Mcfired.
User avatar #5 - rainbowisbestpone ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
She could just type the scan code...
#3 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9** +4=9
#1 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
That is wonderful
User avatar #118 to #1 - occamsrazor (02/02/2013) [-]
That is an elephant.
#160 to #118 - azsx (02/03/2013) [-]
more like an elefart
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