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#21 - hampunkasvattaja (02/02/2013) [-]
<- Relevant.
#169 to #21 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
oh muadsasdsad
#127 to #21 - coolcalx (02/02/2013) [-]
my literal face right now
my literal face right now
User avatar #82 to #21 - girlygirlygirl (02/02/2013) [-]
sounds like a past life flash back...he should look into it
User avatar #118 to #82 - repostforlife ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
You were thinking the same thing? last time I got one of those I was singing in french, and I don't even know french
User avatar #120 to #118 - girlygirlygirl (02/02/2013) [-]
well, when you're mind is taken from it's normal... ehhhh... state? it can listen to the soul more... I was a dude in a past life.. a solder
#182 to #120 - anonymous (02/03/2013) [-]
You're a ******* idiot.
User avatar #183 to #182 - girlygirlygirl (02/03/2013) [-]
Well, that's not very nice... I very much doubt you can judge my level of intellect by one comment on a website.
User avatar #124 to #120 - repostforlife ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
that's the thing though, I wasn't under any drugs or alcohol. I just started to sing in french out of nowhere and couldn't stop singing the song
User avatar #129 to #124 - girlygirlygirl (02/02/2013) [-]
huh! that's really interesting!!! try to find a past life regression therapist!
User avatar #132 to #129 - repostforlife ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm learning what I can slowly, although my past life is one annoying pain in the ass sometimes to talk to.
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User avatar #63 to #21 - herculespower (02/02/2013) [-]
those ************* got Jeff, I have a friend named Jeff... NOOOOO!!
#48 to #21 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Haven't laughed that hard on the internet in a while; thank you, friend.
User avatar #35 to #21 - chiefrunnyjeans (02/02/2013) [-]
If that ever happens to me, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
User avatar #29 to #21 - exicuton (02/02/2013) [-]
>Be 17
>Be 2005

DECIDE ALREADY.
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User avatar #34 to #30 - rakitas (02/02/2013) [-]
Ohh really ? thank you for that information , it was so important that the story wasnt the same without it .
User avatar #31 to #30 - exicuton (02/02/2013) [-]
I know..
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#16 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
First of all, what did how much he was bench pressing have to do with anything? Furthermore, if you're going to weasel that **** in there, at least be an impressive weight.
User avatar #40 to #16 - magicalsteve (02/02/2013) [-]
maybe it's just me (having a bench of MAYBE 70lbs) but that is an impressive weight
User avatar #20 to #16 - spikethepony (02/02/2013) [-]
Bench pressing increased anon's blood pressure until it exceeded the capacity of the blood clot.
#14 - beerterror (02/02/2013) [-]
reminds me of this
User avatar #28 to #14 - zombiesurfer (02/02/2013) [-]
while the actual picture may be from the Haditha massacre, this picture is from a redditor's attempt at how a day Z type outbreak would start

source: imgur.com/a/DeOSG#0
User avatar #41 to #28 - beerterror (02/02/2013) [-]
that's awesome!
#25 to #14 - kernelstack (02/02/2013) [-]
Sauce: The Haditha Massacre   
   

			
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TL;DR Marines slaughtered a high number of civilians in Iraq. Women, children and an old man in a wheelchair among the casualties. The true cause behind the massacre is still not known.
Sauce: The Haditha Massacre

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TL;DR Marines slaughtered a high number of civilians in Iraq. Women, children and an old man in a wheelchair among the casualties. The true cause behind the massacre is still not known.
User avatar #54 to #25 - fuckdisshit (02/02/2013) [-]
actually it's not, it's fake and from a zombie storyline website from ages ago which had fake news clips and online content websites etc..
User avatar #130 to #54 - coolcalx (02/02/2013) [-]
..I think he just meant the picture. not the story involved with it.
User avatar #39 to #25 - kesolukt (02/02/2013) [-]
All charges dismissed except one "reduction of rank"

Just... wow
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#23 to #14 - tippidyt (02/02/2013) [-]
Demon fever man!
Demon fever man!
User avatar #17 to #14 - ninegagleader (02/02/2013) [-]
wat the ****
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User avatar #9 - jokeface (02/02/2013) [-]
I never got any painkillers after I got my wisdom teeth out. All they gave me was a headband with built-in ice packs.
#3 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm retarded, please explain.
User avatar #59 to #3 - amsel (02/02/2013) [-]
When you get Wisdom teeth removed, the spot where they used to be fills up with blood and takes like a week to fully heal. By lifting weights, he popped his blood clots and bled all over his face, but it looks like it was coming out of his eyes (a symptom of ebola virus, among other horrible contagious viruses or zombie movies). To be funny, he gets up and screams "OH GOD, THE CURE DIDN'T WORK, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES" and everyone freaked out and ran, thinking it was one of those horrible contagious things. His one friend at the gym thought it was funny and stayed, but virtually everyone else left, and he drove him back to his apartment. He then reveals that the green text was a backstory for the question "So I was wondering when I should ask him out on a date." It's funny, both because he scared the living **** out of a bunch of randos at the gym, and because it was a ridiculously lengthy lead up to a "I'm a gay weight lifter" joke
User avatar #6 to #3 - srskate (02/02/2013) [-]
the funny part (to me) was that because of his wisdom tooth extraction, there were weak areas of his mouth. While he was lifting, his blood was pumping very hard in order to pull off the strenuous task. This high blood pressure caused the weak areas in his mouth to explode with blood. He used this scare people to humorous effect.
#37 to #6 - rieskimo (02/02/2013) [-]
Are we choosing to ignore this part, or did you overlook it?
User avatar #166 to #37 - srskate (02/02/2013) [-]
chose to ignore it. It wasn't as important to the joke to me.
#53 to #37 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
No one on /fit/ is a heterosexual.
User avatar #4 to #3 - poopee (02/02/2013) [-]
Alright
he/she got a blot clot due to having their wisdom teeth removed.
it exploded, meaning they were bleeding alot from their mouth
the shout out "the cure didn't work!". probably similar to zombie apocalypse
everyone is scared
they **** their pants laughing
the end.
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