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#17 - fedegon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Anyone has the "Y-you have a big dick Anon." "You too."?
#16 - noisyboy
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(02/02/2013) [-]
>As I approach the door to the bank, I see a women on the other side about to exit   
>Open the door and stand to the side   
>stair directly into the women's soul and say "please Ma'am, after you"   
>Women starts trembling   
>Breaks out profusely in cold sweat.   
>"No, no,it.. it's quite all-right... you... you go first" she replies, as she notices the throbbing bulge in my pants.   
>"I insist" I assert with the wicked malice only a true chauvinist can produce.   
>She whimpers, and proceeds to exit the building   
>The power of my oppression  super charges my man meat and it bursts through the weak fibres of my jeans like wet paper to slap the women on her arse as she walks by.   
>"Th..thank you" she stammers.   
>"It was my pleasure."
>As I approach the door to the bank, I see a women on the other side about to exit
>Open the door and stand to the side
>stair directly into the women's soul and say "please Ma'am, after you"
>Women starts trembling
>Breaks out profusely in cold sweat.
>"No, no,it.. it's quite all-right... you... you go first" she replies, as she notices the throbbing bulge in my pants.
>"I insist" I assert with the wicked malice only a true chauvinist can produce.
>She whimpers, and proceeds to exit the building
>The power of my oppression super charges my man meat and it bursts through the weak fibres of my jeans like wet paper to slap the women on her arse as she walks by.
>"Th..thank you" she stammers.
>"It was my pleasure."
#15 - nephrithotroll
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(02/02/2013) [-]
#14 - blademontane
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I swear the "It was my privilege" is replacing "Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
#13 - endface
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I read the entire thing in his voice.
#10 - beep
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Punchline in title because it'll be funnier
#7 - europeanswallow
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(02/02/2013) [-]
#6 - captainfuckitall
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(02/02/2013) [-]
*This is what Feminists actually believe*
#5 - tigasingy
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(02/02/2013) [-]
4CHAN related :)
#61 to #5 - zekest
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(02/02/2013) [-]
was he kill?
#9 to #5 - brobafett ONLINE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah please don't go to be anytime soon doing that. I don't think you could properly handle them.
#40 to #9 - colegaleener
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(02/02/2013) [-]
What?
#70 to #40 - brobafett ONLINE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I'm saying he should avoid little stupid **** like :) on 4chan if he ever actually went there.
#75 to #70 - tigasingy
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 - Cleavland Steamer
Reply +50
(02/01/2013) [-]
This is a Stormtrooper being choked by a vending machine.


you can all go home now
#60 to #3 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
He's being choked by darth vender
HA.
Get it?
Cause Vader ~ Vender?

don't kill me
#11 to #3 - supermegasherman
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(02/02/2013) [-]
aww man i want stormtrooper armor
#8 to #3 - flutteryay **User deleted account**
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#4 to #3 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
this isnt tumblr
#12 to #4 - giblets
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(02/02/2013) [-]
It feels like it half the time
#2 - mitchthehugeman
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(02/01/2013) [-]
#1 - soundbooth
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