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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #17 - fedegon
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Anyone has the "Y-you have a big dick Anon." "You too."?
#16 - noisyboy
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>As I approach the door to the bank, I see a women on the other side about to exit   
>Open the door and stand to the side   
>stair directly into the women's soul and say "please Ma'am, after you"   
>Women starts trembling   
>Breaks out profusely in cold sweat.   
>"No, no,it.. it's quite all-right... you... you go first" she replies, as she notices the throbbing bulge in my pants.   
>"I insist" I assert with the wicked malice only a true chauvinist can produce.   
>She whimpers, and proceeds to exit the building   
>The power of my oppression  super charges my man meat and it bursts through the weak fibres of my jeans like wet paper to slap the women on her arse as she walks by.   
>"Th..thank you" she stammers.   
>"It was my pleasure."
>As I approach the door to the bank, I see a women on the other side about to exit
>Open the door and stand to the side
>stair directly into the women's soul and say "please Ma'am, after you"
>Women starts trembling
>Breaks out profusely in cold sweat.
>"No, no,it.. it's quite all-right... you... you go first" she replies, as she notices the throbbing bulge in my pants.
>"I insist" I assert with the wicked malice only a true chauvinist can produce.
>She whimpers, and proceeds to exit the building
>The power of my oppression super charges my man meat and it bursts through the weak fibres of my jeans like wet paper to slap the women on her arse as she walks by.
>"Th..thank you" she stammers.
>"It was my pleasure."
#15 - nephrithotroll
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User avatar #14 - blademontane
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I swear the "It was my privilege" is replacing "Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
User avatar #13 - endface
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I read the entire thing in his voice.
#10 - beep
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Punchline in title because it'll be funnier
#7 - europeanswallow
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User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall
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*This is what Feminists actually believe*
#5 - tigasingy
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4CHAN related :)
#61 to #5 - zekest
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was he kill?
User avatar #9 to #5 - brobafett
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Yeah please don't go to be anytime soon doing that. I don't think you could properly handle them.
User avatar #40 to #9 - colegaleener
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What?
User avatar #70 to #40 - brobafett
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I'm saying he should avoid little stupid **** like :) on 4chan if he ever actually went there.
#75 to #70 - tigasingy
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Comment Picture
#3 - Cleavland Steamer
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This is a Stormtrooper being choked by a vending machine.


you can all go home now
#60 to #3 - anon id: aef37f39
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He's being choked by darth vender
HA.
Get it?
Cause Vader ~ Vender?

don't kill me
User avatar #11 to #3 - supermegasherman
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aww man i want stormtrooper armor
#8 to #3 - flutteryay **User deleted account**
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#4 to #3 - anon id: 0db473fa
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this isnt tumblr
User avatar #12 to #4 - giblets
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It feels like it half the time
#2 - mitchthehugeman
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#1 - soundbooth
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