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#52 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
#51 - amnesiacpatient (02/02/2013) [-]
ok then
ok then
#50 - silkydelicious (02/02/2013) [-]
#49 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 - AreyouSerious (02/02/2013) [-]
what the waitress should do next time.

>Look up **** about China
>strike up conversation with someone who is smart
>recommend On China by Henry Kissinger
> They look up the book and realize how big it is
> now you appear smart.
#44 - thatonesmartdude ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I misread that trucker cap as "John Derpe".
User avatar #41 - MyNameIsARickRoll (02/02/2013) [-]
This is like someone took Bill Hicks
but got rid of most of the joke
and then presented it poorly.

You have depressed me sir, for you have dishonoured Bill Hicks greatly.
User avatar #40 - thumbaccountlol (02/02/2013) [-]
Stealing from Bill Hicks i see, shame on you, he was a great man. At least credit him. -.-
#38 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 to #38 - annogram (02/02/2013) [-]
wow you're right
#37 - MacheteJoe (02/02/2013) [-]
OP...That never happend. Did it?
OP...That never happend. Did it?

User avatar #36 - chiefrunnyjeans (02/02/2013) [-]
you could say, "just for fun" instead of being an asswipe
User avatar #34 - neonthethird (02/02/2013) [-]
that moment when you are from New Orleans and most people here are pretty intelligent...
User avatar #33 - pulluspardus (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm not american but even I know that she meant the same thing as "what are you reading on"....

your answer to that , should be a table.
#32 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Too many rage faces, 2 out of 10 would not thumb
User avatar #31 - residentblackman (02/02/2013) [-]
Jeez, are you autistic or something? If a waitress asks you a stupid question, you don't ******* tell her that it's a stupid question, you answer it as politely as you can.
User avatar #84 to #31 - uhidk (02/02/2013) [-]
he didn't say it was stupid.

looks like someone can't read.
#30 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
hmmm reminded me of the movie "My cousin vinny" for some reason
#28 - nephrithotroll (02/02/2013) [-]
We don't take kindly to readers around here.
#27 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Aware that this is a ripped off joke, but still, there are so many different reasons to read that probably say a lot more about you than what you're actually reading. It's very likely that you have to read something for a job, chances are the book's not interesting but it opens up conversation about your job instead. Maybe you're reading something for school, which means you can open up conversation about school. If you have a cookbook, maybe you're a cook or maybe a parent looking to spice up some meal. Or maybe you are just reading for entertainment, in which case you respond with "Oh, no reason. I just like this book about..." and not "Wow, you're an ignorant **** , everybody knows the only reason to read is entertainment." and proving yourself an ass to everyone within earshot.

Come on people, making small talk with people is a fundamental part of life. If you can't go 30 seconds without proving you're better than everyone, don't play the victim when you can't figure out why all these "lesser" people don't like you.
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