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User avatar #25 - Loppytaffy ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
I take it this interview is post break up?
#65 to #25 - causeineedaname (02/01/2013) [-]
no pre. i actually thought they hated each other by interviews so iwas surprised when i found out they were dating.

same with nina dobrev and ian somerhauld in the vampire diariees
#15 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]
My cat died on Tuesday from sudden kidney failure.
User avatar #42 to #15 - salihzzz (02/01/2013) [-]
ah a heavy drinker
#239 to #42 - watchinniggazdrop (02/02/2013) [-]
Heavy drinker.
User avatar #28 to #15 - bitchplzzz (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm furry sad for you
User avatar #16 to #15 - commanderbunbun (02/01/2013) [-]
don't you mean KITTEN-DNEY failure!?!
User avatar #19 to #16 - tallperson (02/01/2013) [-]
You're bad at puns. Please stop.
User avatar #20 to #19 - commanderbunbun (02/01/2013) [-]
yes i don't have great comedic skills, but i'm making the MEOW-ST OF IT!!
User avatar #32 to #20 - sexypotato (02/01/2013) [-]
You cat to be kitten me right meow...
#26 to #20 - bokkos (02/01/2013) [-]
OH FUCK MY SIDES WHY
User avatar #17 to #16 - warvolk (02/01/2013) [-]
oh my god that was terrible
User avatar #18 to #17 - commanderbunbun (02/01/2013) [-]
I think it was a PUURRRFECT COMEBACK!
#21 to #18 - jormungandr ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
They were pretty bad, you'll have to try hard if you want to CLAW back some dignity.
User avatar #22 to #21 - commanderbunbun (02/01/2013) [-]
really? that's how lame i sound? okay, i'll stop.
#23 to #22 - jormungandr ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
That really hurt my felines :(
User avatar #31 to #23 - bagguhsleep (02/01/2013) [-]
Nah, man. You win because of this one.
#30 to #23 - falcke ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Oh boy this whole thread is a catastrophe...
Oh boy this whole thread is a catastrophe...
#106 to #30 - commanderbunbun (02/01/2013) [-]
cat ass trophy?
User avatar #105 to #30 - commanderbunbun (02/01/2013) [-]
dear god what have i done. i must destroy this thread before it gets out of hand like the last time
#69 to #30 - littlepolski (02/01/2013) [-]
That was purrty bad.

These puns are truly clawful.
#286 to #36 - gladiuss (02/02/2013) [-]
Take all these cat pun people and entomb them in the CAT-acombs!!!
#7 - lieutenantshitface ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
My cat was 19 or 20 years old and perfectly healthy.

She died because she had a habbit of sleeping against car tires that were warmed up by the sun.
#216 to #7 - Chas (02/02/2013) [-]
ITT Cat puns
#199 to #7 - rufless (02/02/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear that, it sound catastrophical...
Sorry to hear that, it sound catastrophical...
User avatar #165 to #7 - boydaranga (02/02/2013) [-]
Same thing happend to my cat! though he was 16, and still lived afterwards (IDK how)
But we had to put him down because his hips were crushed :(
User avatar #162 to #7 - buttinspecter ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Well that's not healthy.
#93 to #7 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]
My cat of 18 years died 2 years ago like that. He liked to sleep behind tires and ione day my brother accidentally backed up and ran him over. D:
User avatar #89 to #7 - PieManTheGreat (02/01/2013) [-]
Both my cats were poisoned.

...now I'm sad...
#76 to #7 - danrat ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
my cat too. only that she died of breast cancer
User avatar #46 to #7 - iwanttousenumbers (02/01/2013) [-]
That's how my mom's cat died
#59 to #46 - kruzer (02/01/2013) [-]
I read this as "That's how my mom died." Then I realized what it actually said it wasn't as funny.
User avatar #56 to #46 - bawsorama (02/01/2013) [-]
that's how my family died
#271 to #56 - onceapiece (02/02/2013) [-]
That's how I died
User avatar #62 to #56 - iwanttousenumbers (02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah... sorry about that
User avatar #43 to #7 - snakebelmont (02/01/2013) [-]
My cat was older than me, 21 years old. It eventually died from a heart attack after being chased by a dog. she was getting so old her claws were failing.

Then again she might have wore out her claws by always opening chrisp packets.
User avatar #24 to #7 - pillowmeister (02/01/2013) [-]
I had a cat that did that once
IT was a raining that night, so he got cover above the car's wheel (under the chassis)
Next morning,my mother had to go to shop some stuff. She turned the car on and put reverse
It was years ago, but now that i think of it, it's sorta funny
#14 to #7 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]
My cat died that way too... Why can't car tires be white...?
User avatar #232 to #14 - watchinniggazdrop (02/02/2013) [-]
Because they steal.
User avatar #191 to #14 - vycanismajoris (02/02/2013) [-]
That's racist dude.
#61 to #14 - kruzer (02/01/2013) [-]
"Because I'm a dog person"
#8 to #7 - daemoniccoyote (02/01/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear! :o
User avatar #10 to #8 - garvielxloken ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Is that... Is that a cute version of some type of tyranid...?!
#11 to #10 - daemoniccoyote (02/01/2013) [-]
Even six armed, world eating, galaxy consuming alien monsters from another galaxy can be cute!
Even six armed, world eating, galaxy consuming alien monsters from another galaxy can be cute!
#9 to #8 - lieutenantshitface ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
I guess you could say she was tired of life.
User avatar #38 to #9 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [-]
did you just say that to make this joke?
#54 to #38 - lieutenantshitface ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
No.. it wasn't until someone replied that I figured I might as well keep the mood up.

I loved that cat, damnit.
#289 to #54 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
i can be your cat?
i can be your cat?
User avatar #100 to #54 - lasmamoe (02/01/2013) [-]
car*
#180 to #100 - borderlandpsycho (02/02/2013) [-]
you deserve more thumbs
#6 - sanepane (02/01/2013) [-]
I was about to laugh until I remembered my dog is already eight years old.


:(
#33 to #6 - sexypotato (02/01/2013) [-]
My dog is 15 and obese

Feelsbadman
User avatar #29 to #6 - MandiMarie (02/01/2013) [-]
My dog is already 14 :( I've had her for as far back as I can remember, so I don't even know what I'll do when she dies :(
#3 - ponymagic (02/01/2013) [-]
Not even he likes her...
Not even he likes her...
User avatar #12 to #3 - funnjyunk **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [-]
well she did boink a middle-aged director
User avatar #2 - gravitystereo (02/01/2013) [-]
that's so depressing
and hilarious
hilariously depressing
#1 - waffies ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Man, i know this may be a "redeeming" kind of thing for him in some peoples eyes, but i hated when people would be as cunt-tastic as possible on purpose and smile about it
#27 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]
She cheated on him and didnt even feel that much remorse for it, not even for the guys wife. Shes a cunt, so I think he can say what he likes to her. She IS a cunt.,
#13 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]
Exactly everyone's like 'he insults twilight too' and I just think that makes him more a dick. Just insulting all his peers on talk shows.
#4 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]
I hatred when people can't use words rightly.
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Im not sure if you're picking at something I said or He said :/
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