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#168 - maddboiy ONLINE
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#81 - cabbagemayhem
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#96 to #81 - anthraxpotato ONLINE
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just doesn't especify wich god exist, for there are a ton sht load of them.

Jeus, i always knew you were here with us
#106 to #96 - anon
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it doesn't matter what it specifies,******! just look at those gddamn rolls!
#98 to #96 - cabbagemayhem
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Since just about everyone on 4chan are from predominantly Christian countries, most if not all of them are probably referring to the god of the bible.
#4 - zhadox
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Be very afraid, you do not wish to end up in Pastafarian hell. The Pastafarian conception of Heaven includes a beer volcano and a stripper factory. The Pastafarian Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases
#7 to #4 - crazyhindu
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oh well you're dead already how is an std going to kill you
#8 to #7 - hillbillypowpow
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It could burn and be really itchy
#144 to #8 - zhadox
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Dont forget warts and all that ****
#12 to #8 - crazyhindu
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you're in hell i think you already would be burnt
#16 to #12 - myrtille
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That's Christian Hell. Don't mix the two.
#29 to #16 - crazyhindu
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oh woops sorry
#201 - thelegitmetalhead
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#208 to #201 - uuuuuu
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#182 - tomainstream
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#131 - hoggu
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The judgement day approaches, when meatballs fall from the sky!
#44 - hudspud
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Whoa, Atheists bashing other peoples beliefs all while managing to not be funny. Never seen this before.

Inb4: hurr durr durr we're pastafarians not atheists, respect our beliefs
#52 to #44 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Are you actually 12? I assume you're talking about how contracunt got red thumbs for dissing pastafarianism (note:I didn't thumb down a single post of yours contracunt). The fact though, that you two feel the need to comment your hate for this kind of stuff only makes you look childish. I'm not a fan of MLP, Dr. Who, or some other favorite topics of FJ, yet I don't feel the need to comment about how much I hate them and call the people that like said topic "******* retards". In the future, you and contracunt should simply ignore or thumb down the content and move on, don't try to cause **** to try to boost your ego.

TL;DR shut the **** up and move onto another content
#51 to #44 - gibroner
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#212 - anon
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#215 to #212 - thegamegestapo
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#139 - felixjarl
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#118 - notatroll
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the only religion with proof...
#19 - allamericandude
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Well I'm convinced.
#181 - SuperCookie
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#224 to #181 - ktjacobs
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I can never understand why you do not have more thumbs.
#176 - steedawwg **User deleted account**
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Will I go to hell for eating Pasta?!
#180 to #176 - gibroner
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of course not catholics don't go to hell for eat the body and drinking the blood of jesus
#187 to #180 - thepandaking
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haHA! clever dog
#68 - anon
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Our pasta, Who art in colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those, who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into Vegetarianism, But deliver us some pizza. For thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, Forever and ever. R'amen
#151 to #68 - moozmax
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That was beautiful
That was beautiful
#101 to #68 - greenthegunstar
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#184 to #68 - lamarisagoodname
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"r'amen"

******* perfect.
#100 to #68 - bummerdrummer
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lost it at r'amen
#88 to #68 - breakfastlunch
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#62 - selfdenyingbeggar
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Atheist posts are ******* dead as... dead. Pastafarianism, is coming back in a big ******* way.
#42 - contracunt
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dont thumb me down because of my belief. you cunts.
#220 - iliealot
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halflife 3 confirmed
#199 - yunablade
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#18 - contracunt
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god the people who made this are ******* retards.
#20 to #18 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Yes because every single person in "real" religions have an IQ above 200
#21 to #20 - contracunt
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thats not what im saying, im saying that this is ******* stupid and should not be a belief that is respected. i know its not a real belief but.
#22 to #21 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Who's to say pastafarianism shouldn't be respected? What makes it any different than all other religions, apart from the name of the deity?
#46 to #22 - hudspud
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At least some other religions have some validity. Pastafarianism was created by an artist as a satire with other religions. Christianity has at least a little evidence (Chariot pieces in the red sea). It may not be much but it should be enough for a man of "Science , Logic and Proof" to STFU about sphaghetti
#50 to #46 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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I'm fully aware of the origins of pastafarianism, thanks for the lesson, though. Also, chariot pieces in a body of water has 0% validity of something that may of may not have happened. Once upon a time, people went to war and put their chariots on their ships, it's possible that a couple fell off in a specific body of water.

Also, please learn to infer what people say, I never brought science into this discussion. I'm simply a man of logic, thanks anyways.
#53 to #50 - hudspud
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Over 25,000 archaeological finds have been discovered relating to the Bible, and each supports the Bible’s trustworthiness. Plus certain prophecy's from the bible have come true (Israel being recreated to after 2000 years. And don't say that's a BS or easy prediction to make, considering the Jews awful track record through history its truly surprising that they regain their homeland). Sorry for accusing you of believing in science, my bad.

If you're so logical why do you believe in pastafarianism?
#56 to #53 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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I never said I did or didn't believe in pastafarianism, I do, however, find it funny and entertaining about how a joke can spew so much hatred fun little kids just because it upsets them.

Note:I have the right to call you a kid since you feel the need to thumb down all my posts.
#57 to #56 - hudspud
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Whoah you called me kid. My feelings are hurt, mr. internet man. Please stop, i can't take the abuse
#58 to #57 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Right, well, it's been fun, but i'd rather not waste my time chatting to a rock.
#59 to #58 - hudspud
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I'm a rock now. Dude, are you a wizard?
#23 to #22 - contracunt
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well, the fact that he isnt a "being" hes a ******* pile of crushed grains and water with balls of ground cow in him. he is made by people, which doesnt make sense because they say he made people. god is supposedly what humans look, or used to look like. a ******* plateless spaghetti pile doesnt contain life, let alone have godly powers.
#25 to #23 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Can you quote me a verse where it defines that your "god" looks like us? Can you provide factual evidence that your "god" has ever lived?


Religion is defined as a BELIEF in a higher being. You cannot prove that the god or gods that reside in Christianity, the Greek Gods, or Pastafarianism have ever truly existed.

For all we know all known religions are wrong and the only true religion is that god is actually a hampster.
#26 to #25 - iaminfactawizard
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ALL HAIL SENOR SNUGGLES
#27 to #25 - contracunt
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Genesis 1:27- So god created man is his own image, in the image of god created he him; male and female created he them. proof that he looks like us. and as for" you cannot prove religion" i know we cant. we werent there when the world was created. but neither were you. so where is your ******* big bang " Proof"?
#28 to #27 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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A. Yet there are many different looking people in the world
B. It's not the big bang, it's the big bang theory, because that's what it is, a theory.
#31 to #28 - contracunt
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well this was a good debate thank you sir, i bid you good day. or night.
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#39 to #37 - contracunt
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wut. im a dude. and most "good looking" girls today are retards so.
#70 to #18 - anon
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u wanna die faggot
#109 to #70 - contracunt
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thanks for the challenge anon, but i dont fight 12 year old girls.
#86 to #18 - pastafarianwarrior [OP]
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Sir please do not disrespect our beliefs. Many intelligent people in history where pastafarians such as Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow. Calling me a retard for my belief is discrimination on my freedom of religion.
#110 to #86 - contracunt
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at least you are funny. unlike the others.
#41 to #18 - aproudpatriot
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dude, it's a joke.
dude, it's a joke.
#43 to #41 - contracunt
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yeah i know. i just love the ******* gorilla munch gorilla though. thanks for the laugh.
#194 - thebritishguy
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