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#252
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iluvnutella
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"Ut ambules in via morum sanctitate, non defecerint naves reddi mulsi midgets et strippers."
"May you walk in the path of his holiness and guidance, never to falter, and be delivered to the ships of mead, midgets, and strippers."
Ragu, "Blessings of Mosey"
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erooo
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String theory should be renamed the spaghetti theory.
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matzic
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YES SIR YES
******* YES
HELL **** YES
YOU WIN
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hypex
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it should be checkmate christians since "pastafarism" was invented by a atheist just to **** with people and the religious system
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benjaminbutton
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hypex
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it was?
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benjaminbutton
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Yes, because when he says checkmate atheists, he is stating what a Christian would say, though in place of the Christian god it's replaced with the pastafarian god.
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hypex
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i thought it was more of a "lol pastafarism is silly and so is christianity/religion"
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benjaminbutton
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It is an attack on the silliness of religion, which is why it is mirroring the line christians use which is "Checkmate Atheists," to make them seem foolish. Does that make sense. I took away your red thumb too, as it seems that you really didn't grasp the joke.
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hypex
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uhh thanks i guess
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halflife 3 confirmed
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#210
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his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti
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I'm Christian and never care about Religion jokes. 99% are funny as hell, in fact. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster always really annoys me.
It bug anyone else?
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frienderman
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I'm an atheist and I believe that trying to convert people is annoying, but poking fun is fine with me. I guess it depends on what you consider "poking fun" and what you consider just harassing.
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I agree with you, 99% of the jokes are funny and very harmless if you can laugh at yourself. I just think that "Comment#216".
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frienderman
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I concur, but I generally think of Pastafarianism as a playful jab, not just straight mockery. I dunno, I used to be a hardcore Catholic so I would like to think I'm pretty neutral but we're all biased, I guess.
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Yeah, that's very true. Try as hard as you might, and you still only get so far. Humans will always be at least a little biased.
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im an atheist.. i hate it aswell...
richard dawkins goes around trying to convert ppl to his beliefs... hes really no different that the ppl he tries to discredit...
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Exactly. I can't stand that lol
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HOLYCARP
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It's showing how christians annoy other people by stating god exists because of stupid as hell reason #1.
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To me, it's just an unnecessary mockery of anyone that has a different opinion than you. And that mentality is really annoying to me no matter who does it (Christians/Atheists/etc.). Then put that mentality into a fake Religion dedicated to pasta and it bugs the crap out of me lol..
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I don't have an opinion. I have logic and hard facts I am presented with. Everything else is superfluous.
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Interesting. Just try not to assume that all opinions are illogical. It will lead to closed-mindedness and you'll be no different than the people that piss everyone off.
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#202
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there is actually a book called "the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster" it's really funny
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#200
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They're not. Meatballs are much bumpier. The Earth is smoother than a billiard ball if you account for the difference in size.
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stop offending my beliefs atheist scum, you do really believe in F.S.M you just want to sin and be edgy!
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Well, it depends if you still had the oceans, if you removed the sea then it would be bumpier.
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#197
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answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070219104107AAIdWZ6
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thebritishguy
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#191
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lolmike
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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thepandaking
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oh god I love this post and its comments so much.
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WARNING: someone already posted that a few comments down, brace for ********* my friend.
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ok, thanks for telling me ( :
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thepandaking
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no problem I figured you didn't know, looks like you dodged a bullet.. a very small bullet.
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moustachefingers
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If the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist, then why is there a raging storm of tomato sauce on Jupiter?
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#181
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ktjacobs
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I can never understand why you do not have more thumbs.
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