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    User avatar#252 - iluvnutella
    Reply0
    (09/08/2013)[-]
    "Ut ambules in via morum sanctitate, non defecerint naves reddi mulsi midgets et strippers."

    "May you walk in the path of his holiness and guidance, never to falter, and be delivered to the ships of mead, midgets, and strippers."
    Ragu, "Blessings of Mosey"
    #230 - erooo
    Reply+2
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    String theory should be renamed the spaghetti theory.
    #238 to #230 - matzic
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    YES SIR YES
    ******* YES
    HELL **** YES
    YOU WIN
    #229 - hypex
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    (02/01/2013)[-]
    it should be checkmate christians since "pastafarism" was invented by a atheist just to **** with people and the religious system
    it should be checkmate christians since "pastafarism" was invented by a atheist just to **** with people and the religious system
    #231 to #229 - benjaminbutton
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
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    #232 to #231 - hypex
    Reply+1
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    it was?
    it was?
    User avatar#233 to #232 - benjaminbutton
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    Yes, because when he says checkmate atheists, he is stating what a Christian would say, though in place of the Christian god it's replaced with the pastafarian god.
    User avatar#234 to #233 - hypex
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    i thought it was more of a "lol pastafarism is silly and so is christianity/religion"
    User avatar#235 to #234 - benjaminbutton
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    It is an attack on the silliness of religion, which is why it is mirroring the line christians use which is "Checkmate Atheists," to make them seem foolish. Does that make sense. I took away your red thumb too, as it seems that you really didn't grasp the joke.
    #236 to #235 - hypex
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    uhh thanks i guess
    uhh thanks i guess
    #220 - iliealot
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    (02/01/2013)[-]
    halflife 3 confirmed
    #212 - anon id: 88120d7a
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    my neighbor's aunt makes $29/hour on the computer. She has been laid off for 9 months but last month her pay check was $5076 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this web site >>>>>>>> You need to login to view this link
    #215 to #212 - thegamegestapo#327 on commentsRank#327
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    (02/01/2013)[-]
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    #210 - kingcubjr
    Reply+11
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    his palms are sweaty, knees weak   
arms spaghetti   
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,   
mom’s spaghetti   
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he   
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti   
but he keeps on forgetting what he   
spaghetti
    his palms are sweaty, knees weak
    arms spaghetti
    There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
    mom’s spaghetti
    He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
    looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
    but he keeps on forgetting what he
    spaghetti
    #209 - englman#157 on contentRank#157
    Reply+1
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    I'm Christian and never care about Religion jokes. 99% are funny as hell, in fact. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster always really annoys me.   
   
It bug anyone else?
    I'm Christian and never care about Religion jokes. 99% are funny as hell, in fact. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster always really annoys me.

    It bug anyone else?
    User avatar#225 to #209 - frienderman
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    I'm an atheist and I believe that trying to convert people is annoying, but poking fun is fine with me. I guess it depends on what you consider "poking fun" and what you consider just harassing.
    User avatar#226 to #225 - englman#157 on contentRank#157
    Reply+1
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    I agree with you, 99% of the jokes are funny and very harmless if you can laugh at yourself. I just think that "Comment#216".
    User avatar#227 to #226 - frienderman
    Reply+1
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    I concur, but I generally think of Pastafarianism as a playful jab, not just straight mockery. I dunno, I used to be a hardcore Catholic so I would like to think I'm pretty neutral but we're all biased, I guess.
    User avatar#228 to #227 - englman#157 on contentRank#157
    Reply+1
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    Yeah, that's very true. Try as hard as you might, and you still only get so far. Humans will always be at least a little biased.
    #219 to #209 - iliealot
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    (02/01/2013)[-]
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    #221 to #219 - englman#157 on contentRank#157
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    (02/01/2013)[-]
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    #214 to #209 - lemonpledge
    Reply+2
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    im an atheist.. i hate it aswell...
    richard dawkins goes around trying to convert ppl to his beliefs... hes really no different that the ppl he tries to discredit...
    User avatar#218 to #214 - englman#157 on contentRank#157
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    Exactly. I can't stand that lol
    #211 to #209 - HOLYCARP
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    It's showing how christians annoy other people by stating god exists because of stupid as hell reason #1.
    User avatar#216 to #211 - englman#157 on contentRank#157
    Reply+2
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    To me, it's just an unnecessary mockery of anyone that has a different opinion than you. And that mentality is really annoying to me no matter who does it (Christians/Atheists/etc.). Then put that mentality into a fake Religion dedicated to pasta and it bugs the crap out of me lol..
    #222 to #216 - HOLYCARP
    Reply+1
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    I don't have an opinion. I have logic and hard facts I am presented with. Everything else is superfluous.
    User avatar#223 to #222 - englman#157 on contentRank#157
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    Interesting. Just try not to assume that all opinions are illogical. It will lead to closed-mindedness and you'll be no different than the people that piss everyone off.
    #207 - laschoed
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    #202 - thebritishguy
    Reply+2
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    there is actually a book called "the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster" it's really funny
    there is actually a book called "the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster" it's really funny
    #201 - thelegitmetalhead
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    #208 to #201 - uuuuuu
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    (02/01/2013)[-]
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    #200 - anon id: 95308077
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    They're not. Meatballs are much bumpier. The Earth is smoother than a billiard ball if you account for the difference in size.
    #204 to #200 - thebritishguy
    Reply+5
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    stop offending my beliefs atheist scum, you do really believe in F.S.M you just want to sin and be edgy!
    stop offending my beliefs atheist scum, you do really believe in F.S.M you just want to sin and be edgy!
    User avatar#203 to #200 - mycatislookingatme
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    Well, it depends if you still had the oceans, if you removed the sea then it would be bumpier.
    #199 - yunablade
    Reply+6
    (02/01/2013)[-]
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    #197 - anon id: 61279c26
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070219104107AAIdWZ6
    #194 - thebritishguy
    Reply+5
    (02/01/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#191 - lolmike
    Reply-12
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
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    WE TRUE HOMIES
    WE RIDE TOGETHER
    WE DIE TOGETHER
    send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
    lol
    #190 - thepandaking
    Reply+4
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    oh god I love this post and its comments so much.
    oh god I love this post and its comments so much.
    #188 - thebritishguy
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    User avatar#192 to #188 - thepandaking
    Reply+2
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    WARNING: someone already posted that a few comments down, brace for ********* my friend.
    #193 to #192 - thebritishguy
    Reply+3
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    ok, thanks for telling me ( :
    ok, thanks for telling me ( :
    User avatar#195 to #193 - thepandaking
    Reply+1
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    no problem I figured you didn't know, looks like you dodged a bullet.. a very small bullet.
    #183 - moustachefingers
    Reply+16
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    If the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist, then why is there a raging storm of tomato sauce on Jupiter?   
   
Christians: 0   
Pastafarians: 1
    If the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist, then why is there a raging storm of tomato sauce on Jupiter?

    Christians: 0
    Pastafarians: 1
    #182 - tomainstream
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    #181 - SuperCookie
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    User avatar#224 to #181 - ktjacobs
    Reply0
    (02/01/2013)[-]
    I can never understand why you do not have more thumbs.
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