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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#304 - ekiouja
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#301 - trollzorr
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#285 - futtef
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User avatar #283 - eccleston
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It took me too long to understand the joke... I feel stoopid.
#282 - anon id: 20ef74bb
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#305 to #282 - ekiouja
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#300 to #282 - sliferzpwns
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#281 - anon id: cb21e79f
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To settle the brain problems (no offense), they mean that a pound to the Nibblonians weighs 10,000 pounds to an Earthling
#271 - goobyman
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I am stupid today
someone help me.
I'm stuck
#272 to #271 - devik
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One pound can't weigh more than ten thousand pounds since well... one pound weighs one pound :p it's like saying "what weighs more, one pound feathers or 1 pound iron?" but both weigh equally as much :)
User avatar #273 to #272 - goobyman
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thank you
the dumb is leaving
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User avatar #267 - IcRetoast
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**IcRetoast rolls 52,123** <- how much it actually weights.
User avatar #277 to #267 - umaya
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**umaya rolls 69,385**
#259 - anon id: c9821ff1
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This is completely unrelated, but I hope one of you can help me. I was in a coma for a while and woke up with a tracheostomy. (Almost a year ago.) I could not speak. Since then, I saw an episode of Breaking Bad where the nurse held up a chart so the old guy could "talk." I'm going back into the hospital and may have the same results as before. (unfortunaly) Do any of you know the episode? Or remember what the chart was like? I couldn't ring a bell. Only blink. Thank you for your help in advance.
#264 to #259 - anon id: c9821ff1
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Please don't ignore me because I'm anon. I didn't want to sign in because many of you know me, but you don't know THIS about me.
#252 - thehornynazi
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I like Futurama. A lot.
#284 to #252 - ponymagic
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#266 to #252 - tiak
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Zap time
#250 - rogueagent
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This makes the frontpage really funnyjunk your a bunch of cunts.
#306 to #250 - ekiouja
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getten real tired of your ****
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#291 to #250 - elmoose **User deleted account**
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#270 to #250 - teranin [OP]
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How is it weird that something funny would make frontpage? at least it's not more feels or random mlp stuff...
User avatar #251 to #250 - willdabeast
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you're*
#247 - Walkingdragon
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Lets try it!
#260 to #247 - anon id: 8f055313
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**anonymous rolls 02**
User avatar #244 - vilmowd
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that actually makes any sense
#237 - SenatorSnowe
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MFW
MFW
#230 - anon id: f3efb87d
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my neighbor's aunt makes $29/hour on the computer. She has been laid off for 9 months but last month her pay check was $5076 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this web site >>>> tiny.cc/lbgtrw
#307 to #230 - ekiouja
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#219 - falconxmard
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#216 - mrdrpage
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I'll have to mull this one over in the Chamber of Understanding.
I'll have to mull this one over in the Chamber of Understanding.
#215 - leingen
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#217 to #215 - linkDrkguy **User deleted account**
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#308 to #217 - ekiouja
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well, time to flush the gene pool, anyone want in?
#265 to #217 - anon id: c4b61211
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oh **** ****** what are you doing
#261 to #217 - whatupnachoface
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#258 to #217 - gatecrasher
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*more
#256 to #217 - bigmitchninetyfive
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**bigmitchninetyfive rolled a random image posted in comment #2811163 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** you're about as smart as the person in the gif
**bigmitchninetyfive rolled a random image posted in comment #2811163 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** you're about as smart as the person in the gif
User avatar #246 to #217 - braddlesxp
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You sound like a ********, do you have friends?
#239 to #217 - arstya
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They're both a pound.
They're both a pound.
#233 to #217 - supermanon
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"hey guys, I pretended to be smart, Am I Cool Now?"
MFW
#220 to #217 - anon id: 3f6938b7
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eeeh.... no...señor...nooo.... A pound of feathers weighs exactly a pound, 1.000000... and infinite zeroes in theori) a pound of bricks also weighs 1 pound in theory.....if it had some humidity it sould say, "...or a 1,000012 pound brick, counting in the humidity...but this is theoretical...so it weighs teh same...exactly....both with infinite zeroes.
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User avatar #234 to #222 - raynagrimm
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you do realize its just a trick question. in this scenario both the feathers and the bricks are weighed to match the exact amount, no one is going to soak them with water, and i would assume done in a room where environmental conditions won't take a toll so humidity is not a factor
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User avatar #229 to #222 - Keleth
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if your environmental conditions changes the weight.....then its no longer exactly 1 pound of feathers
#214 - sinisterainbow
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But...uh..hmm