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#42 - merkdox (02/01/2013) [-]
you shall not gas
you shall not gas
+2
#70 to #42 - hellawaitsyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+2
#71 to #70 - hellawaitsyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#40 - mrmeowmixmcgee (02/01/2013) [-]
DAT ASS


#38 - europeanswallow (02/01/2013) [-]
**europeanswallow rolls 34**
User avatar #78 to #38 - berentzen (02/01/2013) [-]
**berentzen rolls 69**
User avatar #47 to #38 - thepunchedface ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
The fellowship goes to Paheal
User avatar #41 to #38 - jadedragon (02/01/2013) [-]
pervert gandalf
#36 - goobdol (02/01/2013) [-]
The infamous Gandass is at work here...
The infamous Gandass is at work here...
#30 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
has anyone made the "you shall not pass gas" joke yet?
#89 to #30 - matttboyagain (02/01/2013) [-]
Nope. Gone through the most popular comments and never found it. Just the lesser creative "you shall not ass". I was looking though.
#35 to #30 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
**** beat me to it.
#29 - killerblue (02/01/2013) [-]
Or the most badass ass ever known to man or elf
User avatar #26 - Omegashenron (02/01/2013) [-]
nbd?
User avatar #32 to #26 - jcmonster (02/01/2013) [-]
no big deal
User avatar #31 to #26 - suddenlyhats (02/01/2013) [-]
I THINK it's "Not Bad" but I could be wrong.
#24 - ryuryu (02/01/2013) [-]
YOU SHALL TAP DAT ASS!
User avatar #23 - themastertroller (02/01/2013) [-]
....dat ass
#22 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
YOU SHALL NOT PASS....that kidney stone.

(When can I start posting pictures on this site)
#52 to #22 - zacafratz (02/01/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo. Welcome to FunnyJunk
#25 to #22 - pensivepangolin (02/01/2013) [-]
When you stop logging in as anon.
User avatar #21 - wertologist (02/01/2013) [-]
A wizard places his face precisely where he means to
#20 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
Now we wait for some swag fag to post this to facebook and claim its jesus and get a million likes.
User avatar #19 - smokedmeatlog (02/01/2013) [-]
*Ass of a God*
+1
#15 - awesomesea **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #14 - goochtvi (01/31/2013) [-]
and with that, another 20 people were so ******* done with that website...
User avatar #12 - eridan (01/31/2013) [-]
The best* ass ever.
User avatar #11 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (01/31/2013) [-]
this is still on frontpage faggot
User avatar #10 - wellfuckmylife (01/31/2013) [-]
Wait.. I went so deep that I'm back on the frontpage?
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User avatar #7 - steckenrider ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
YOU SHALL NOT ASS!!!
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