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User avatar #14 - smokedmeatlog (02/01/2013) [-]
Shouldn't he be able to turn the water into gas?
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User avatar #19 to #14 - silasdg (02/01/2013) [-]
Maybe if he turns a liquid into another liquid he turns it all into that.

In short he would be running an engine in a gasoline filled lake.
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#22 to #19 - telfyr (02/01/2013) [-]
fill the tank with water, turn all the liquid in the tank to gas
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#53 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]
In Revelations, a dragon is used to represent Satan.

So basically, yes. Jesus fought the Dragon.
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User avatar #35 to #13 - johnnybtrollin (02/01/2013) [-]
But there's one they fear...
In their tongue he is JesusKiin... SAVIORBORN!
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#12 - AnonymousDonor (02/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #75 to #34 - beerterror (02/01/2013) [-]
what was that?
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#82 to #75 - AnonymousDonor (02/09/2013) [-]
lmao it was just a photoshopped GIF of a girl with dolphin heads for boobs

dunno why they flagged it; it's clearly just a pair of bottlenoses
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User avatar #83 to #82 - beerterror (02/09/2013) [-]
maybe they hate dolphins. They indeed are nasty fuckers sometimes.
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User avatar #80 to #75 - superninjacookie (02/01/2013) [-]
I don't even remember. I just remember thinking to myself, "Holy Jesus penis what in the fuck".
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User avatar #11 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [-]
why is jesus a hippie?
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User avatar #17 to #11 - kieranbaker (02/01/2013) [-]
thats how many people dressed in the middle east during those times, he was a carpenter, not the highest paying job so he probably couldn't afford much clothing, plus it is hot as satans ass over there so you probably won't want to were much, as for the beard...well beards are cool.
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User avatar #28 to #10 - pwoneill (02/01/2013) [-]
I guess that thirty percent does a lot for ya
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User avatar #21 to #10 - addia (02/01/2013) [-]
Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice.
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#36 to #21 - darkjustifier (02/01/2013) [-]
I can't even.
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User avatar #15 to #10 - vanoreo (02/01/2013) [-]
Ice = water

I can walk on ice

I am 100% Jesus
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User avatar #40 to #15 - brum (02/01/2013) [-]
Ice = Frozen Water
I can walk on frozen water
I am the frozen jesus
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User avatar #9 - thepyras (02/01/2013) [-]
Hm, Jesus wore a toga and dreadlocks. You learn something new every day, I guess.
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User avatar #8 - tippidyt (01/31/2013) [-]
He's fucking lucky! If he wasn't jesus he would have to swim with it instead!
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#27 to #8 - comanderspy (02/01/2013) [-]
man, i had a hard time figuring out this joke, thanks for explaining it to me.
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User avatar #20 to #8 - silasdg (02/01/2013) [-]
That's the joke.
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User avatar #7 - thelordofrepost (01/31/2013) [-]
Would of been funny if not for the cancer in the last panel.
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#5 - brokentoaster (01/31/2013) [-]
Sweet nip Jesus
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User avatar #25 to #5 - yoandrefj (02/01/2013) [-]
its peperoni
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User avatar #1 - olmesy (01/31/2013) [-]
Know what I really hate? When someone takes a perfectly good comic and replaces a face with a rage-comic face for no apparent reason
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User avatar #31 to #1 - mlpokeyuan (02/01/2013) [-]
Why do people hat rage faces?
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#54 to #31 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]
They're extremely overused and most of them they're used incorrectly by people trying to fit in and get attention (Facebook is a great example).
Everything gets boring after a while and, the more you see it, the more annoying it starts to become.
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User avatar #4 to #1 - EpicTie (01/31/2013) [-]
agree, no fucking point to it in this case.
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#2 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (01/31/2013) [-]
Seconding this. Shows the cancerous effect rage-comic faces have.

Whether the original face was pasted over with the rage-comic face, or if the comic had it from the start: both ideas are shoddy.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - yunogasaii (01/31/2013) [-]
Pasting rage faces over a comic is pretty lame, but as long as it's not "LE MONKEY FACE LE SAD FACE LE POKER FACE", and just a little bit, race faces can actually be funny.
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User avatar #6 to #3 - olmesy (01/31/2013) [-]
I don't like it even then. The artist of this piece can obviously draw a half decent face. He doesn't need to use a pre-made face to keep up the standard of work
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