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User avatar #21 - Schadenfreude ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
He is if you use kryptonite bullets
User avatar #37 to #21 - hammerfell (02/01/2013) [-]
But he can just hear them firing and dodge them. I doubt they sound exactly the same as regular bullets being fired.
User avatar #68 to #37 - coolfuzzy (02/01/2013) [-]
no they've done it before, and it still managed to hit him.
#22 to #21 - turtlewithashotgun (02/01/2013) [-]
He would be less bulletproof if you used kryptonite bullets against him at any time of the day.
He would be less bulletproof if you used kryptonite bullets against him at any time of the day.
User avatar #28 to #22 - Schadenfreude ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
I meant the unsuspecting part, if he's at work and not suspecting an attack he'd be less able to doge a bullet. If you had kryptonite bullets it would be most effective to use them in a sneak attack while hes at work.
User avatar #93 to #28 - esmebuffay (02/01/2013) [-]
Kryptonite's very expensive though, and not all of his villains know it hurts him. I could easily see someone like Lex Luthor (and a number of other villains) not telling anyone so he could find a way to kill Superman himself.
#44 to #28 - telfyr (02/01/2013) [-]
in the series smallville he gets shot by a kryptonite bullet from a hunter rifle
#16 - Yojimbo (02/01/2013) [-]
LFW
#94 to #16 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
at first i read as "Le face when"
User avatar #103 to #94 - Yojimbo (02/01/2013) [-]
I may have posted a picture of a bald guy, but i'm not THAT cancerous.
User avatar #12 - awesomenessdefined (02/01/2013) [-]
Metallo has a ******* Kryptonite core, how does superman even touch him?
User avatar #115 to #12 - linktheherooftime (02/01/2013) [-]
If I remember right during "The Search For Kryptonite" Superman built a machine to replace the Kryptonite core in Metallo.
#82 to #12 - thewordoftruth (02/01/2013) [-]
superman had a suit made for him by some scientist guy ( whose name i obviously cant remember) that acted as sort of a hazmat suit for him but instead it protected him from kryptonite. however the suit was easily damaged and was usually torn during fights.
User avatar #76 to #12 - TuccessfulSroll (02/01/2013) [-]
Because a super strong punch is still super strong even if his hand is no longer invulnerable. All the force is put into it at the beginning.. Before he was close to him.
User avatar #100 to #76 - awesomenessdefined (02/01/2013) [-]
Wouldn't he break his arm from the impact?
User avatar #102 to #100 - TuccessfulSroll (02/01/2013) [-]
Yes. Still would hurt them both. Lol
User avatar #60 to #12 - shoryuken (02/01/2013) [-]
***** I don't know
User avatar #10 - HordeyWordey (02/01/2013) [-]
>Clark Kent
>Superman
YOU FUNNY
User avatar #2 - tehlulzbringer (01/31/2013) [-]
BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN
#53 to #2 - jellybob ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
bull 						*******					 horse 						****
bull ******* horse ****
User avatar #52 to #2 - GOTTACATCHEMALL (02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah right, what's next? Peter Parker is Spiderman? this ******* guy....
User avatar #19 to #2 - MrShaggy (02/01/2013) [-]
YOU LYING CUNT.
User avatar #15 to #2 - Yojimbo (02/01/2013) [-]
Bruce Wayne? The playboy? Who do you think you are, the Joker?
#14 to #2 - seniorpokeman (02/01/2013) [-]
You're a ******* moron. How the **** could a millionaire be batman? He's far too busy running his company and his parents inheritance. I mean really dude, get your **** together.
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#11 to #2 - Sinless (02/01/2013) [-]
I know your secret Batman
I know your secret Batman
#8 to #2 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm Batman.
#5 to #2 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
WHY THE **** DID YOU SPOIL IT, YOU ******* CUNT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
User avatar #4 to #2 - leonstar ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
GOD ******* DAMN IT I KNEW IT
#3 to #2 - thesapsed (01/31/2013) [-]
COME ON MAN!

I haven't even seen the dark knight rises, spoilers man!!!
User avatar #1 - Sinless (01/31/2013) [-]
That.........that.......that ******* makes sense!
#9 to #1 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [-]
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