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#442 - devout feminist (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm Danish, and said "fact" about escaping prisons is a lie.
#420 - I Am Monkey (02/01/2013) [-]
Sorry Billy, we've got to spread the legos around a little bit.
If you don't give half your Bionicle to Jamal he's not going to have anything to throw at the neighbors' cats.
#395 - devout feminist (02/01/2013) [-]
"Amarican" "Separated"
User avatar #359 - xyxoz (02/01/2013) [-]
The McDonalds salads are not unhealthy, they are lettuce, cheese and tomatoes. The RANCH DRESSING is what's unhealthy, and it's that way because it's ranch dressing.
Also, the salads were compared to a typical McDonalds hamburger, which is actually quite small. It's only when you order multiple layers of meat and cheese when it becomes extraordinarily high-calorie.
#327 - liosthir (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
feels when cows
#303 - zhooker (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fact #9: Chocolate donuts are sentient.
Fact #9: Chocolate donuts are sentient.
#277 - mrmamric (02/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Isn't the Universe more complex than the brain... Because it contains all the brains?
#234 - thethc (02/01/2013) [-]
Seeing as average was misspelled, OP is not a credible source.
#217 - pyroniclol (02/01/2013) [-]
Does the Canadian's being richer thing take into account the buying power of the money? Yeah their minimum wage is a decent chunk higher but shit up there is expensive compared to America.
#174 - devout feminist (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Of course most serial killers are born in July, its when the most people in general are born. It's nine months after Valentine's Day.
#179 to #174 - devout feminist (02/01/2013) [-]
huehuehuehue
#129 - sniffythebird (01/31/2013) [-]
Born in November.
#61 - redictor ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
my best friend was born in november
my best friend was born in november
User avatar #59 - mysteriouswaiz (01/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
so the USA are more prepared for a zombie apocalypse than fixing their financial crisis and corrupt laws?
User avatar #43 - kreekydoorS (01/31/2013) [-]
My ex girlfriend was born in November.... This explains a lot actually.
#26 - devout feminist (01/31/2013) [-]
also in denmark its legal to have sex with animals
User avatar #338 - theexplodingcheez (02/01/2013) [-]
I love how all these claims are backed up with evidence and sources so we all know they're totally true and not complete bullshit. Oh wait.
User avatar #269 - teutoburg (02/01/2013) [-]
Bullshit the CDC is ready for zombies
www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies_novella.htm
#265 to #263 - theevilmonk (02/01/2013) [-]
y\You really think a average Canadian has less than 3000$ gross income? Are you retarded?
#142 - ddylann (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
there is no physically possible fucking way that lettuce and crutons are more fattening than greasy cow flesh and cheese
User avatar #156 to #142 - Bion (02/01/2013) [-]
You're right, but what it's actually talking about is the dressings they put on the salads, which have high fat/sugar/etc.

People hearing stuff like that makes others believe that burgers are less fattening. Pretty moronic, really. The salads are by far, healthier than the burgers. Especially when you use very little, or none at all, salad dressing (of any kind... ranch being about the worst).
#12 - unicornmangina (01/31/2013) [-]
it's enough to know that i was conceived in february i can't deal with this shit right now funnyjunk
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