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#442 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm Danish, and said "fact" about escaping prisons is a lie.
#420 - I Am Monkey (02/01/2013) [-]
Sorry Billy, we've got to spread the legos around a little bit.
If you don't give half your Bionicle to Jamal he's not going to have anything to throw at the neighbors' cats.
#395 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
"Amarican" "Separated"
User avatar #387 - pluto (02/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
there is also significantly less Canadians than Americans...
#363 - gladiuss (02/01/2013) [-]
<-MFW,"avarage amaricans."
User avatar #359 - xyxoz (02/01/2013) [-]
The McDonalds salads are not unhealthy, they are lettuce, cheese and tomatoes. The RANCH DRESSING is what's unhealthy, and it's that way because it's ranch dressing.
Also, the salads were compared to a typical McDonalds hamburger, which is actually quite small. It's only when you order multiple layers of meat and cheese when it becomes extraordinarily high-calorie.
#327 - liosthir (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
feels when cows
#303 - zhooker (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fact #9: Chocolate donuts are sentient.
Fact #9: Chocolate donuts are sentient.
#277 - mrmamric ONLINE (02/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Isn't the Universe more complex than the brain... Because it contains all the brains?
#234 - thethc (02/01/2013) [-]
Seeing as average was misspelled, OP is not a credible source.
#178 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know what an Amarican is, but the average* American*, if you're referring to the United States citizens, are actually richer than Canadians based on their GDP per capita. It's $48,300 in the US, while only $40,500 in Canada based off the CIA World Factbook.
User avatar #184 to #178 - Shramin (02/01/2013) [-]
Based of an American fact site? Bias much?
#129 - sniffythebird (01/31/2013) [-]
Born in November.
User avatar #59 - mysteriouswaiz (01/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
so the USA are more prepared for a zombie apocalypse than fixing their financial crisis and corrupt laws?
User avatar #43 - kreekydoorS (01/31/2013) [-]
My ex girlfriend was born in November.... This explains a lot actually.
#26 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
also in denmark its legal to have sex with animals
User avatar #222 - wtfshit (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
amarican?
User avatar #162 - yunoknow (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Most people are born in november because they're consummated on Valentine's Day. Fact.
#42 - theblockhead (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the zombie one is ******** . im sure we have a plan if a virus starts ******* us up hardcore, but it cant be for zombies specifically
User avatar #46 to #42 - thelordofrepost (01/31/2013) [-]
Actually the CDA has even had zombie training courses so in other words, stfu.
User avatar #4 - helion (01/31/2013) [-]
the ******** about denmark aint true-,- i was born and raised in demark-,-...
User avatar #3 - omoshiroi (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It is illegal to escape or try to from prison in Denmark..
Soruce: http://www.kriminalforsorgen.dk/Regler-og-rettigheder-336.aspx
For those who cant read Danish, it clearly states: "It is punishable by law to escape the prison."
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