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#143 - thecavewrestler
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(01/31/2013) [-]
your grammar, it hurts!
your grammar, it hurts!
#146 to #143 - anonymouzx
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(01/31/2013) [-]
*Your
#147 to #146 - thecavewrestler
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(02/01/2013) [-]
But... but... I'm the grammar Nazi :(
#148 to #147 - anonymouzx
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(02/01/2013) [-]
*.
#152 to #147 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
No, you're the cave wrestler.
#361 - Zydratejunkie
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I'm guessing an american wrote this because they can't spell average right.
#389 to #361 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Maybe you should learn how to capitalize the word "American" before you start criticizing the grammar of other people.

Faggot.
#369 to #361 - sirblank
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you are an idiot, because you can't punctuate right.
You fail at life.
#370 to #361 - Noah
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(02/01/2013) [-]
They also spelled American wrong, and if there's one thing us Americans know how to spell it's 'MERICA.
#248 - sammyjankiis
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(02/01/2013) [-]
#245 - youarenotspecial
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Most serial killers are born in November.
People born in November are Scorpios.
Scorpios are the most violent sign.
Astrology is real guise.
#254 to #245 - synystyr
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(02/01/2013) [-]
So much makes sense now!
#164 - newtotheinterwebz **User deleted account**
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#166 to #164 - calawesome
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's called fast food. You see, for every skinny person, there's two fat people, so when zombies come, they get torn to pieces while skinny peoples get to the lifeboats.
#189 to #164 - kingmarston
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Yes, there logic is if they can be prepared for a zombie apocalypse, then they are prepared for anything.
#190 to #189 - kingmarston
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(02/01/2013) [-]
*their
#213 to #164 - comanderspy
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(02/01/2013) [-]
its ********, its not even a plan, the CDC just wanted to jump in the zombie bandwaggon
#186 to #164 - clownsplosion
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(02/01/2013) [-]
It may sound silly, but, yes we do. However, Training for a "zombie attack" also involves various survival skills that aid in most situations from being stranded to a total government collapse.   
   
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It may sound silly, but, yes we do. However, Training for a "zombie attack" also involves various survival skills that aid in most situations from being stranded to a total government collapse.

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#176 to #164 - Crusader
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Yes, if you have read World War Z by max brooks, their plan is very similar to to Rediger (that guy from south africa) plan.
Basically supply small pockets of america and retreat the government to a naturally safe place and re-organize.
They also have contingencies for vampires, nukes, demons, magic and various other "silly" things.
#215 to #176 - arstya
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Can't say we weren't prepared.
#191 to #164 - kingrayne
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Yes, but its not really a zombie apocalypse plan - the CDC has a whole page telling you what to do in case of zombies, but its just a hurricane plan renamed.
#175 to #164 - forevertrombone
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(02/01/2013) [-]
The U.S. government has a special committee to think of each situation that could cause a break-down of society and government and think of a plan to be carried out during that time to prevent that. They have whole binders of plans ranging from nuclear war to a zombie apocalypse.
#126 - bigshaft ONLINE
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(01/31/2013) [-]
1. black holes are the most complex thing scientist have ever discovered ...
#133 to #126 - ihatem
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(01/31/2013) [-]
*women
#111 - flogrymolly
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(01/31/2013) [-]
>MFW I am born in November
#2 - kampi
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(01/31/2013) [-]
"Amarican"?
"Amarican"?
#323 - blacknbluebrony
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(02/01/2013) [-]
"The United States currently has a plan on how to deal with a zombie apocalypse."
What, the Redeker Plan?
#392 to #323 - nitsuan
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I enjoyed that book.
#241 - fredthemilkman
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I always thought the Universe was the most complex thing in the Universe
#226 - lionti
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(02/01/2013) [-]
MFW the thought of everyone standing on those legos
#218 - kingsmirnoff
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Cow friendship...
#200 - trowlernotparas
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(02/01/2013) [-]
"amarican" per capita income- around $50k
Canadian per capita income- around $35k
Don't be a faggot
#209 to #200 - Greatangelsfury
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(02/01/2013) [-]
American Population: 314 million
Canadian Polulation: 34.5 million
Don't be a faggot
#206 to #200 - comanderspy
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(02/01/2013) [-]
do your googles people. some facts here are wrong. you sir are right.
#150 - turretbuddy
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Can anyone sauce me to (If there is one) and article on the Murrican Zambie plan?
#159 to #150 - theguythatisnotyou
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(02/01/2013) [-]
It was a joke pamphlet the CDC made.
#198 to #159 - reusabletampon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
True, however the training for viral outbreak creating a pandemic of violence is real. The closest thing you get to Romero zombies.
#139 - HordeyWordey
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I was born in November
Now I know my true destiny
#33 - grocer
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Had to check the zombie one. It's sort of legit, but not really.

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm
#32 - Glitched
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(01/31/2013) [-]
The avarage Canadian is richer than the avarage Amarican?
What country do Amaricans come from and what is avarage?
#37 to #32 - Glitched
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Also what is a prision and how do you escape from it?
#38 to #32 - Mahazama
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Amarica.
Duh.
#10 - andishityounot
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I'm from Denmark, and I approve this message.
#17 to #10 - theugandanhero
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Wait.
You the guy that helped me escape?
#444 to #17 - andishityounot
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(02/01/2013) [-]
We meet again Stein Bagger!
#1 - jakim
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Denmark please...
Denmark please...