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#364 - bloodmachine
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(02/01/2013) [-]
The brain is the most complex thing known to the universe next to the female orgasm.
#385 to #364 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I don't get why the female orgasm is so hard to understand. Clitoris is all you need to know. Just Saiyan
#368 to #364 - shitshute
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(02/01/2013) [-]
you mean the whole female?
#301 - snoopfred
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Yes...."Separated"
#274 - SuperCookie
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#367 - turopiyox
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(02/01/2013) [-]
unfortunately for the african children i own a good 10,000 or so legos.
#286 - caelinnis
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(02/01/2013) [-]
What if the brain is just a parasite controlling us
#336 to #286 - nightgrinder
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(02/01/2013) [-]
lol. troll in controlling is underlined
#315 to #286 - hocolol **User deleted account**
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#317 to #315 - caelinnis
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#319 to #286 - wallacewells
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Well, considering your brain IS you and your body is just a means with which the brain interacts with the outside world/receives its own nourishment, no.
#295 to #286 - darudelink
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Must be a pretty dumb parasite to regulate our breathing and heart rates and ****

Unless...

It's milking all of us
#318 to #295 - chuckbillrow
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(02/01/2013) [-]
good parasites (when i say good i mean good at being a parasite not good for you) do as little damage to the host as possible because if the host dies they at the very least need to get a new host
on a side note the brain could not be classified as a parasite even if it was a seperate organism it does so much good for us and vise versa it would be classified as a symbiont
#322 to #318 - darudelink
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Works for me dude. Now lets manufacture some super goodies for the brain and live 5evar.

Seriously though, appreciate your comment.
#321 to #318 - caelinnis
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(02/01/2013) [-]
In that case: What if it's a Symbiont?
#63 - gongthehawkeye
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(01/31/2013) [-]
>MFW everyone I know is born in November
>MFW everyone I know is born in November
#89 to #63 - smokedmeatlog
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I am too, and i know where you live, kevin.
#95 to #89 - azraelthemage
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(01/31/2013) [-]
RUN, GONGTHEHAWKEYE!!! RUN!!!!
#14 - bigredtomato
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(01/31/2013) [-]
AMARICA **** YEAH!
#53 to #14 - mrcowll
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Canada, Good Eh?
#280 - koocluks
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(02/01/2013) [-]
mfw im born in november
mfw im born in november
#250 - amsel
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(02/01/2013) [-]
The McDonald's one isn't true :[. The highest calorie salad is 450 calories, which is one of the ridiculous ones that has bacon and chicken, and goes all the way down to 20 calories for a side salad and 90 calories for a ceasar salad without chicken. Even the typical chicken ceasar salad is 190 calories. The McDouble, which is one of the smallest burgers, is 390 calories, and a hamburger without cheese is 240 calories. The burgers go all the way up to 790 calories for an Angus Bacon and Cheese, which is equivalent to the 450 calorie premium salad. Salads will always be less fattening than greasy, fast food hamburgers; even McDonald's can't inject calories into lettuce.

nutrition.mcdonalds.com/getnutrition/nutritionfacts.pdf
#56 - holywarstpd
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(01/31/2013) [-]
MFW i was born in November
#398 - dopplerpillow
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(02/01/2013) [-]
All these cool things; and I still cannot get a girlfriend.
All these cool things; and I still cannot get a girlfriend.
#419 to #398 - dafuqman
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(02/01/2013) [-]
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#403 to #398 - dishie
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(02/01/2013) [-]
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#238 - herefortheporno
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Have you guys ever realized the brain named itself?
#207 - thekich
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(02/01/2013) [-]
If the brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
#246 to #207 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Maybe that's our problem.
#348 - madjackwack
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(02/01/2013) [-]
all these "facts" are vague and ********. i don't find any of them funny or even slightly interesting, why does this have 2000 thumbs?
#357 to #348 - Katzie
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Vague, but vague enough to not be ********.
#353 to #348 - lolme
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Because not everyone shares your opinion.
#356 to #353 - madjackwack
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(02/01/2013) [-]
fair enough, i still don't understand why anyone would find these interesting.
#211 - IcRetoast
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(02/01/2013) [-]
**IcRetoast rolled a random image posted in comment #2848177 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** <- My weapon against  zombies
**IcRetoast rolled a random image posted in comment #2848177 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** <- My weapon against zombies
#288 to #211 - defender
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(02/01/2013) [-]
**defender rolled a random image posted in comment #273 at Meanwhile in Australia ** my weapon against zombies
#220 to #211 - taintedangel
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Not sure if good roll.
#74 - lordlolland
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I call ********.
He who flees as arrested or imprisoned, is to be punished by fine or prison up to 2 years.
-Danish penal code ยง124 translated by me.

However, escaping from electronically monitored house arrest (used instead of jail for minor offences) has just been ruled not to be illegal by our high court, but if you get caught you still have to serve the remainder of your sentence.
#308 - xquadzcheckemx
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(02/01/2013) [-]
"MOST OF THE SERIAL KILLERS"
Is that a gang of murderers or an edgy 6th grade project group name?
#188 - DextersFoundation
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Scientist must not have discovered women yet.
#165 - Hidnight
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(02/01/2013) [-]
434,000,000,000 lego to step on
434,000,000,000 lego to step on
#143 - thecavewrestler
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(01/31/2013) [-]
your grammar, it hurts!
your grammar, it hurts!
#146 to #143 - anonymouzx
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(01/31/2013) [-]
*Your
#147 to #146 - thecavewrestler
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(02/01/2013) [-]
But... but... I'm the grammar Nazi :(
#148 to #147 - anonymouzx
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(02/01/2013) [-]
*.
#152 to #147 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
No, you're the cave wrestler.