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User avatar #394 - lordrosco (02/01/2013) [-]
:( im not a serial killer...
User avatar #391 - rabbarabba (02/01/2013) [-]
so most serial killers are born in November, huh?

CONSPIRACY
User avatar #388 - waaw (02/01/2013) [-]
But are brains more complicated than... the universe?
User avatar #430 to #388 - ctsasquatch (02/01/2013) [-]
That depends. Does a set that contains all sets contain itself?
User avatar #433 to #430 - waaw (02/01/2013) [-]
Obviously. It is a set. No problem.
#413 to #388 - darkjustifier (02/01/2013) [-]
Since the universe is All existing matter and space considered as a whole which includes us and our brains.....that'd be a no.
User avatar #438 to #413 - tylosaurus ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
What if we take a specific part out, like black holes or worm holes or some quantum **** that I don't know of?
#449 to #448 - darkjustifier (02/01/2013) [-]
Take out all the stuff I don't understand and I could leap from one planet to the next at almost break sound speeds.
User avatar #450 to #449 - tylosaurus ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #387 - pluto (02/01/2013) [-]
there is also significantly less Canadians than Americans...
User avatar #401 to #387 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it. Most facts on the internet are made up. Especially ones posted on funny websites like this, where most of the libtards here think canada is at the center of the universe.
User avatar #397 to #387 - konradkurze (02/01/2013) [-]
well given 'american' includes africans on welfare and illegal immigrants on slave wages, they put the average income down
#390 to #387 - Sourlime (02/01/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter because it is an average.
User avatar #393 to #390 - psychfouronenine (02/01/2013) [-]
Actually it does. The more people you have, the more poor people you will have. Not everyone can be monetarily well off.
#396 to #393 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
But the opposite is also true, the more people you have the more rich people you will have. Not everyone can be poor.
User avatar #399 to #396 - psychfouronenine (02/01/2013) [-]
Ah, not necessarily. Each nation has its own oil tycoon, stock tycoon, etc etc. The USA might have more people, but they can't have more than a few people that run away with it (Gates, Zuckerberg, Rockerfeller, etc etc). Canada has the same thing, only on a slightly smaller scale. They have a few Rich as **** dudes, and the rest of us are just there.
#402 to #399 - Sourlime (02/01/2013) [-]
We aren't looking at whether or not USA has more people who are poor than Canada, what we are looking at is an average so it does not matter what the population is. For example we take 1000 people from Canada and 1000 from the USA and find the average of people who are poor.
User avatar #404 to #402 - psychfouronenine (02/01/2013) [-]
Another thing that you have to think about is the lower the population, the larger the middle class, at least theoretically.
#384 - bannak (02/01/2013) [-]
#OccupyLegoLand
User avatar #383 - odio (02/01/2013) [-]
**odio rolled a random comment #401474 posted by sixroller at Friendly ** :
Sounds like a plan.
#382 - lilmannnn (02/01/2013) [-]
**lilmannnn rolled a random image posted in comment #373898 at Friendly ** fun fact
#377 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
1) Average*
2) McDonalds salads are only fattening if you use the dressing.
-1
#374 - kingmaker has deleted their comment [-]
#373 - arigsxc (02/01/2013) [-]
Well **** WTH am I gona do with 62 legos??
#446 to #405 - arigsxc (02/01/2013) [-]
heheheehe i lol'd in spanish 2 class. professor looked at me stupid mfw idc wat she say im a chuckle it up
User avatar #367 - turopiyox (02/01/2013) [-]
unfortunately for the african children i own a good 10,000 or so legos.
#366 - vparrish (02/01/2013) [-]
That McDonald's salads thing they list is stupid. One of their salads (The Caesar) has only ten more calories than 1 plain regular burger and that's only because caesar salad dressing is one of the worst dressings for you anywhere. The rest are under it. This particular fact makes it makes it seem much worse.
User avatar #371 to #366 - obliviousman ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Its the dressing that kills you, but there are "enhancements" to the rest of a McSalad too
#376 to #371 - vparrish (02/01/2013) [-]
Possibly, but likely none that are calorie causing (unless you're counting toppings like croutons and such) that aren't used in many other places too. I understand there are some differences, I just think people are putting more blame on the fact that it comes from McDonalds than the fact that it's people putting the dressing on their food everywhere that causes the problem, not because it's fast food.
User avatar #378 to #376 - obliviousman ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
yes, much yes. but there are chemicals/sweeteners put in the lettuce and carrots of the salad too. as much as we like to think, NOTHING from McDonnald's is "natural"
#380 to #378 - vparrish (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm sure about the chemicals, but flavor enhancers are often not calorie causing. That plus unless your buying organic lettuce it probably already has chemicals in it.
User avatar #408 to #380 - obliviousman ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
yep, nothing beats organic. also, sprouted grains (not whole) are awesome for you. a slice of sprouted wheat bread and peanut butter = protein bomb.
#409 to #408 - vparrish (02/01/2013) [-]
Very tasty, unfortunately much too costly for many people which would drive the prices through the roof if they tried to imitate level of food. Good conversation though. No one even jumped in speaking prejudicial ******** they knew nothing about.
User avatar #412 to #409 - obliviousman ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
yeah, I was expecting an anon to come and herpderp all over everything
#414 to #412 - vparrish (02/01/2013) [-]
There's a thumb for all your'e good replies.
User avatar #417 to #414 - obliviousman ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
and the same to you, fellow FJer!
#364 - bloodmachine (02/01/2013) [-]
The brain is the most complex thing known to the universe next to the female ****** .
#385 to #364 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
I don't get why the female ****** is so hard to understand. ******** is all you need to know. Just Saiyan
User avatar #368 to #364 - shitshute (02/01/2013) [-]
you mean the whole female?
#363 - gladiuss (02/01/2013) [-]
<-MFW,"avarage amaricans."
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#362 - gladiuss has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #361 - Zydratejunkie (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm guessing an american wrote this because they can't spell average right.
#389 to #361 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
Maybe you should learn how to capitalize the word "American" before you start criticizing the grammar of other people.

****** .
User avatar #370 to #361 - Noah (02/01/2013) [-]
They also spelled American wrong, and if there's one thing us Americans know how to spell it's 'MERICA.
User avatar #369 to #361 - sirblank (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you are an idiot, because you can't punctuate right.
You fail at life.
User avatar #360 - theannoyingFJguy (02/01/2013) [-]
"Amarican"
User avatar #359 - xyxoz (02/01/2013) [-]
The McDonalds salads are not unhealthy, they are lettuce, cheese and tomatoes. The RANCH DRESSING is what's unhealthy, and it's that way because it's ranch dressing.
Also, the salads were compared to a typical McDonalds hamburger, which is actually quite small. It's only when you order multiple layers of meat and cheese when it becomes extraordinarily high-calorie.
User avatar #355 - twofreegerbils (02/01/2013) [-]
This is terrible.

And the zombie one is just a joke the CDP played for publicity.
User avatar #349 - curtkobain (02/01/2013) [-]
the McDonalds salads get unhealthy with the dressing. Either way they are actually really good.
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