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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#53 - twatmissile
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HFW
#51 - anon id: 8d02bdbb
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ive never tried anal but i dont want to. i dont want poop on my dick. eew
User avatar #67 to #51 - roninneko
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Man, anal is awesome. Just give her an enema or make her wash first. Some girls even like it more. My gf was the first to ask, actually. Every time I come home from Uni, she's clean and ready.
#50 - soulkiller
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She said she won't do anal "with you"...
User avatar #46 - jesusnipplehairs
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So how many anal sexes did you have?
#42 - erotictentacle
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User avatar #240 to #42 - dsgbiohazard
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Not going to lie, I didn't get it at first. But then I lawled.
#56 to #42 - bostpost
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User avatar #70 to #56 - bitchplzzz
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Bill... c'mon man, put your pants on
#66 to #56 - troylancelankford
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User avatar #37 - menstruatingsquare
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am I the only person on this site who isnt obsessed with anal?
can we get a channel or something...
#43 to #37 - moofiefoof
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i know right? i for one dont want to shove my dick up an ass...it just grosses me out...
#52 to #43 - kainhall
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plenty of people are... no one wants to "pack fudge"...but if that hole is cleaned out threw methods... i can see my self doing it, only if she wnats to.

hell..sex in general is kinda gross...
#34 - Cleavland Steamer
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#214 to #34 - boydaranga
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User avatar #47 to #34 - foxtrotalpha
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The ass was too fat.
User avatar #32 - TardytheTurtle
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I personally don't ever want to try anal
if it hurts me to take a high fiber crap, imagine what it feels like to them
User avatar #68 to #32 - roninneko
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Lube up, and take it REALLY slow until their muscles relax. It only hurts if they clamp down too hard. Once they relax, lube them up even more and just go to town. Some girls even like it more than their pussy.
User avatar #194 to #68 - nlogax
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Neat.
User avatar #4 - ishalltroll
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I once did 3 anal sexes in a row.
I almost died.
User avatar #26 to #4 - chaossniper
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how long did it take you to sit again
#29 to #26 - ishalltroll
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It's okay. My body can take it.
User avatar #64 to #29 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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It's Deuse Sex
#19 to #4 - douchebuttt
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User avatar #12 to #4 - roflstorm
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As long as you weren't injecting marijuanas
User avatar #14 to #12 - ishalltroll
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I actually injected multiple mariujanas 2 just about 2 days ago.
User avatar #21 to #14 - roflstorm
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Shame on you.
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#3 - gatodelfuego
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Can you think of a word that starts with the letter A?
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User avatar #213 to #3 - friendlysniff
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Ambivalent
#212 to #3 - watchinniggazdrop
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User avatar #167 to #3 - skittlesareepic
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aceysis
User avatar #125 to #3 - brawlerboi
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Asperger?
User avatar #62 to #3 - dolandickbutt
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How about A?
#60 to #3 - hunterdubb
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a
#49 to #3 - fedegon
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Asteak?
I hope someone gets the reference.
#90 to #49 - atma
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#105 to #90 - turtlewithashotgun
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#44 to #3 - deathofnight
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Amputee.
Amputee.
#40 to #3 - ivoryhammer
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User avatar #36 to #3 - darkor
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A lemon?
#35 to #3 - StareCar
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User avatar #30 to #3 - onlysometimesido
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Apple
User avatar #28 to #3 - astraea
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NO EMI! NOT AGAIN! IM NOT SUPPOSED TO LOVE YOU ANYMORE! IVE BEGUN ANOTHER ROUTE OF MY LIFE! WHY MUST YOU HAUNT ME ;'(
User avatar #39 to #28 - roflsaucer
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I accidentally started down Emi's route and restarted because I like Lilly better. No regrets.
User avatar #142 to #39 - roflsaucer
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It's funny how angry people are getting over simply liking one thing more than another?
Isn't that a bit childish? Stop dragging my opinion of this community further through the dirt, God knows it doesn't need it.
#176 to #142 - mathes
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#156 to #142 - srskate
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User avatar #157 to #156 - roflsaucer
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Ha.
User avatar #128 to #39 - roninneko
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how do you even choose routes? i assumed you play them all in some kind of order...
User avatar #144 to #128 - roflsaucer
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It's more of your decisions shift the story in different directions, at different points. Do this thing, and that won't happen and you won't be in this place and you won't talk to that person, but this will happen, you will talk to this person, so on and so forth. Basically, it's almost like reading a book where you alter the way the story flows.
#27 to #3 - anon id: af7cd665
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aristocrat
User avatar #24 to #3 - spleed
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I'm a little scared we're using the lubricant that the track captain leaves behind.
User avatar #23 to #3 - romdadon
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April will need Ambulance After Anal
User avatar #20 to #3 - thetattooedone
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April.
#18 to #3 - anon id: 15f52c5b
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anal!
User avatar #17 to #3 - sladee
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Ambulance
User avatar #15 to #3 - bothemastaofall
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Abecadarian
User avatar #13 to #3 - TheSchwartz
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Antidisestablishmentarianism
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#45 to #11 - anon id: 4d6649ab
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put your thumb up there
User avatar #10 to #3 - samoaspider
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aspirine
User avatar #8 to #3 - Lostdemon
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ah?
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User avatar #5 to #3 - gangsterish
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Arrhythmia.
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User avatar #302 to #301 - gangsterish
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The main character that has anal sex with the girl I replied to has a heart condition called arrhythmia.
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User avatar #93 to #5 - gardenmanly
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****** brilliant
#2 - anon id: f521783e
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The best way to convince a girl into doing anal is to say:
"You know that gloriously relieving sensation when you take a ****?"
#101 to #2 - raikun
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Thats where she says she doesn't, but she will do her best to give you that feeling.
User avatar #22 to #2 - beardedbassman
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but girls don't poop...
#16 to #2 - anon id: d18b878a
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well how abouts we turn it the **** around? In and out. But not ****. Something bigger and...bigger. You get the idea.
#1 - thefunnyjunktroll
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Next week on things that never / wouldn't happen. We have give me a blowjob baby, but your dick won't fit in my mouth.
#25 to #1 - gatodelfuego
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#131 to #25 - noleen
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Here, maybe this helps.

Next week on "Things That Never or Wouldn't Happen" we have "Give Me a Blowjob Baby. But Your Dick Won't Fit in My Mouth."

like it's a tv show, and the next week's episode is the same joke, but about blowjobs instead. Implying that someone will steal this material to make their own front page content.
User avatar #31 to #25 - thefunnyjunktroll
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thy am the world's best cryptologist, and thy am unable to comprehend why thou can't see what is written upon thy comment.