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User avatar #104 - hatinonmyrolls (01/31/2013) [-]
**hatinonmyrolls rolls 364**
#103 - anonymouzx (01/31/2013) [-]
an anal sex
#100 - slipons (01/31/2013) [-]
Anal sex
sex
sex has 3 letters
Half Life 3 Confirmed
User avatar #180 to #100 - unlimitedsmoof (02/01/2013) [-]
>>>r/gaming
User avatar #138 to #100 - jalthelas (02/01/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 3**

Half Life 3 confirmed.
User avatar #166 to #138 - freakaleak (02/01/2013) [-]
DID YOU SEE THAT
#141 to #138 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3**
#145 to #141 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
Holy **** !
#119 to #100 - iamderzerstorer (02/01/2013) [-]
Anal sex
only need the first word (-1)
Anal has 4 letters
4-1=3
sex also has 3 letters
Half Life 3 confirmed twice over.
3+3=6
2 words
6/2=3
Confirmed 3 times.
amount of times confirmed=3.
confirmed 4 times
#121 to #119 - slipons (02/01/2013) [-]
3 =3
Half Life 3 Confirmed
User avatar #99 - thenameschuck (01/31/2013) [-]
I think OP is truely saying that he doesnt have a girlfriend and has a small dick since he is asian
#96 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
lol my boyfriend's penis is huge but even though ive tried anal i still prefer it in my vagina.
:) x
User avatar #168 to #96 - freakaleak (02/01/2013) [-]
does it smell like fish to anyone else
User avatar #97 to #96 - kndz (01/31/2013) [-]
wanna hook up?, because I'm black and once you go black...you know the rest.
User avatar #135 to #97 - RoyalNightmare (02/01/2013) [-]
Propositioning a taken girl for a hookup is disgusting. You'll never lose your virginity at this rate.
User avatar #116 to #97 - lukewarmpigeon (02/01/2013) [-]
i've heard this one before: once you go black you're a single mother
User avatar #95 - jinjo (01/31/2013) [-]
Just be gentle at first.. wear a condom, spit a little, use her own 'juice', and tease with a finger at first then maybe 2. Then don't make most people's mistake of cramming the whole thing in right away.

Gradual escelation, and gentleness will lead to her 1. possibly enjoying it, or 2. Being interested in trying it again if she doesn't fully enjoy it the first time.

The first time I tried it, I just went balls deep on the first try. She didn't like it.

More recently my girlfriend asked to try it, and we were smart about it. And she did like it.

Hope this helps.
User avatar #154 to #95 - charagrin (02/01/2013) [-]
When I was 17 and about to lose my V-card, I learned this the hard way. Lined everything up to enter her pussy, pushed to hard, slid down her entrance, and then 6 inches into her ass. I didn't lose my virginity that day, well, maybe in a way.
User avatar #160 to #154 - jinjo (02/01/2013) [-]
Oh god :P

Well I used to just.. do that on puropse to see what it was like, but rarely did I get anything more than the tip in before they let out a shrill screech and bucked like a ******* bronco :P
User avatar #130 to #95 - squeemonster (02/01/2013) [-]
Agree with everything you said and yep, I think my only mistake was not using any lube, and mother of Jesus, that was painful! Fingers and no lube, okay but after you go to the D, no matter how slow you go in, it's still gonna feel ******* awful! But we agreed trying it again tho, next time the "proper equipment".
User avatar #133 to #130 - jinjo (02/01/2013) [-]
Yea, that's why I say tease with a finger first, so it can get a little :P

I've done ass-related stuff with her for a while, so I think when we went to sex it didn't kill her because of it.
User avatar #111 to #95 - twatmissile (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, im glad your hand enjoyed it the second time at least
#123 to #111 - jinjo (02/01/2013) [-]
'That guy had sex before, and commented on something sex related about sex, my insecurity about my own sex life or lack there of leads me to feel as though I must somehow attack him'

Also, points for originality.
User avatar #126 to #123 - twatmissile (02/01/2013) [-]
you think that was an attack? nah, just foreplay.
#94 - cynicalskin (01/31/2013) [-]
I've always wanted an anal sex of my own. Can you walk an anal sex?
#92 - stcronin (01/31/2013) [-]
And if you are on the other spectrum,
User avatar #89 - Loppytaffy (01/31/2013) [-]
So I've read far too much yaoi and now, I kinda wanna try it.
User avatar #88 - yodaddysofat (01/31/2013) [-]
when Bruce Banner goes on a date.......
User avatar #87 - slenderwolf (01/31/2013) [-]
I was expecting the girl to say something like, "Are you sure? I left my strap on at my apartment but..."
#71 - jaigurudevaom (01/31/2013) [-]
I've never seen the attraction to anal, why do guys like it?   
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I've never seen the attraction to anal, why do guys like it?
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User avatar #80 to #71 - tippidyt (01/31/2013) [-]
It's a bit of a taboo + it's tight. ^^
User avatar #77 to #71 - taintedangel (01/31/2013) [-]
it's tighter than a vagina. Therefore it feels better.
#75 to #71 - blackoutsox (01/31/2013) [-]
I don't. **** comes from there man.
User avatar #73 to #71 - retardedowl (01/31/2013) [-]
looks like someone ****** up
User avatar #76 to #73 - jaigurudevaom (01/31/2013) [-]
I was going to write something witty but I changed my mind
User avatar #78 to #76 - retardedowl (01/31/2013) [-]
you still ****** up
#65 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
This is from 9gag
#63 - iloveyouverymuch (01/31/2013) [-]
i love anal sex
#112 to #63 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
youlovemeverymuch. You love anal sex. So, from now on I AM anal sex.
User avatar #61 - thespacecore (01/31/2013) [-]
>How about an anal sex tonight
>about an anal sex tonight
>an anal sex

wut
User avatar #58 - alucord (01/31/2013) [-]
I'd be more disturbed my the fact your hand is talking to you.

or that is has an anus.
#55 - McBalls ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
>can we have an anal sex   
>an anal sex   
> an anal   
>an
>can we have an anal sex
>an anal sex
> an anal
>an
User avatar #152 to #55 - admiralen ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
he wants the night to be anal sex "can we have an anal sex tonight"
User avatar #69 to #55 - bitchplzzz (01/31/2013) [-]
an-ay-nall?
User avatar #74 to #69 - pulluspardus (01/31/2013) [-]
well it should be "Have anal sex" not "A" or "An" since its description.
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