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#54 - chocolatepuppy
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TL;DR
TL;DR
User avatar #59 to #54 - thatguythatlaughs
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>guy gets vasectomy
>meets girl few months after
>keeps procedure a secret
>after awhile they start a relationship
>girl is psycho
>says she is prego, obviously not his
>goes through elaborate scheme to make her feel confident
>tears confidence and plan down by showing her official statements
>realizes she is proven wrong and breaks down
this man countered an evil bitch and her woman logic
#13 - EpicTie
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that's pretty damn amazing
#126 to #13 - slashendrix
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Same as dem titties.
#136 - upsideyourface
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How selfish of her to try and ruin another persons life with her mistake.
How selfish of her to try and ruin another persons life with her mistake.
User avatar #181 to #136 - thedarkangel
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Sadly too many do it.
User avatar #142 to #136 - HarvietheDinkle
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No matter how I read that, it still somehow sounds sarcastic.
#155 to #142 - theavatarspupil
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it's all in the .gif, baby!
it's all in the .gif, baby!
#16 - fasas
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**fasas rolled a random image posted in comment #385413 at Friendly ** this guy is jesus
#39 to #16 - anon id: ead166eb
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What game is this?
#40 to #39 - gyossaitohyeatia **User deleted account**
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#41 to #40 - anon id: ead166eb
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Thanks!
#127 to #16 - slashendrix
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The vasectomy
#71 - thedarkestrogue
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#220 - derfnerf
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Women.
Women.
User avatar #189 - zonedguru
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Both the man and woman show how much the morality of the generation is dying.
User avatar #226 to #189 - kingbulbasaur
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Though you must admit he's pretty clever.
User avatar #209 - ronyx
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10/10 would read at wedding.
#176 - thedarkangel
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thats some good ****
#119 - thepepsican
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#17 - elbertinamccormack
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If you think Christopher`s story is surprising..., last pay check my daughter in law basically earnt $7998 putting in a eighteen hour week from home and they're co-worker's aunt`s neighbour did this for three months and errned over $7998 part-time on line. use the guidelines on this link, [url deleted]
User avatar #28 to #17 - tomowrath
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JEEPERS, HOW SWELL! Please provide the ral link so i can scrub up $7998!
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User avatar #34 to #32 - tomowrath
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Oh, ummm.... Why?
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#26 to #17 - gibroner
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User avatar #66 - thedecodedgamer
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This man is going places.
#44 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Moral of the story:

Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.

Set yourself up for a "gotcha" with someone you're in a casual relationship with who you could tell from the beginning was going to pull this **** on you.

Waste a bunch of time prepping for a final confrontation rather than just telling her the truth and dumping her.

Go around and get signatures, pay for fertility tests, and pay for your attorney to draft a letter all for the satisfaction of hitting her with it all at once instead of telling her yourself as soon as she's pregnant.

All that trouble for a moment of spite... makes for a funny story, but what a huge waste.
User avatar #46 to #44 - fitchy
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at that point it was worth it....I wish I could've witnessed it....if real
#53 to #44 - Moosoulja
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We all head for the same inevitable fate my friend, a little bit of money for joy and a story that will entertain everyone in your life system in my book is worth it,
#55 to #53 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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It's a pretty pathetic way to be entertained. Hell, they deserve each other, and it's a shame they broke up.
#77 to #55 - happyfucktime
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the guy had fun, he did not get in trouble, and treated a crazy bitch like a crazy bitch, i don't understand why you're so angry or care at all
#153 to #77 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Clearly you don't know the difference between contempt and anger. You probably think I'm angry at you right now as a result.
#6 - jinxbomb
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give that man the manliest of men awards
give that man the manliest of men awards
#225 - drwonderful
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Good story, great story.   
   
Would read  again10/10
Good story, great story.

Would read again10/10
#185 - thisotherdude
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Good man.
Good man.
User avatar #64 - shoryuken
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that was great!
dam woman that pull the child support card
#14 - TheFreak
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#4 - arjunz
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User avatar #42 - masdercheef
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One of the first posts I ever saw on Funnyjunk, and I'm sure glad that it's back. I needed my daily dose of Awesome.