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#54 - chocolatepuppy (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #59 to #54 - thatguythatlaughs (02/01/2013) [-]
>guy gets vasectomy
>meets girl few months after
>keeps procedure a secret
>after awhile they start a relationship
>girl is psycho
>says she is prego, obviously not his
>goes through elaborate scheme to make her feel confident
>tears confidence and plan down by showing her official statements
>realizes she is proven wrong and breaks down
this man countered an evil bitch and her woman logic
#13 - EpicTie (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that's pretty damn amazing
#136 - upsideyourface (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How selfish of her to try and ruin another persons life with her mistake.
How selfish of her to try and ruin another persons life with her mistake.
#16 - fasas (01/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**fasas rolled a random image posted in comment #385413 at Friendly ** this guy is jesus
#71 - thedarkestrogue (02/01/2013) [-]
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#220 - derfnerf (02/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #189 - zonedguru (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Both the man and woman show how much the morality of the generation is dying.
User avatar #209 - ronyx ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
10/10 would read at wedding.
#176 - thedarkangel (02/01/2013) [-]
thats some good ****
#119 - thepepsican (02/01/2013) [-]
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#17 - elbertinamccormack (01/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If you think Christopher`s story is surprising..., last pay check my daughter in law basically earnt $7998 putting in a eighteen hour week from home and they're co-worker's aunt`s neighbour did this for three months and errned over $7998 part-time on line. use the guidelines on this link, [url deleted]
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User avatar #66 - thedecodedgamer (02/01/2013) [-]
This man is going places.
#44 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Moral of the story:

Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.

Set yourself up for a "gotcha" with someone you're in a casual relationship with who you could tell from the beginning was going to pull this **** on you.

Waste a bunch of time prepping for a final confrontation rather than just telling her the truth and dumping her.

Go around and get signatures, pay for fertility tests, and pay for your attorney to draft a letter all for the satisfaction of hitting her with it all at once instead of telling her yourself as soon as she's pregnant.

All that trouble for a moment of spite... makes for a funny story, but what a huge waste.
#53 to #44 - Moosoulja (02/01/2013) [-]
We all head for the same inevitable fate my friend, a little bit of money for joy and a story that will entertain everyone in your life system in my book is worth it,
#6 - jinxbomb (01/31/2013) [-]
give that man the manliest of men awards
give that man the manliest of men awards
#225 - drwonderful (02/01/2013) [-]
Good story, great story.   
Would read  again10/10
Good story, great story.

Would read again10/10
#185 - thisotherdude (02/01/2013) [-]
Good man.
Good man.
User avatar #64 - shoryuken (02/01/2013) [-]
that was great!
dam woman that pull the child support card
#14 - TheFreak (01/31/2013) [-]
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#4 - arjunz (01/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 - masdercheef ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
One of the first posts I ever saw on Funnyjunk, and I'm sure glad that it's back. I needed my daily dose of Awesome.
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