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#81 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
'Cos, you know...
Walking away on a woman in tears while she is due to have a baby as a single mom is totally a cool guy thing to do.
#159 to #81 - pepemex
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Why the **** would you stick around after she tried to ruin your life?
#132 to #81 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Oh, by the way FunnyJunk:
I HAVE AN OPINION THAT IS DIFFERENT FROM EVERYONE ELSE'S, PLEASE THUMB DOWN MY POSTS.
Have a nice day.
#152 to #132 - zedthamis
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#135 to #132 - buttgauges
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Well it kinda makes sense doesn't it? If you don't agree with a post, you give it a red thumb. Clearly not a lot of people on here agree with you.
#137 to #135 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know; that's why I put that giant sign up for the world to see.
Make it easier.
#129 to #81 - wherealldadank
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Did you even read the story?
#87 to #81 - perplexgg
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Someone obviously didn't read...
#90 to #87 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I did.
All this guy did was show up, have sex with her, then lay her off in the most demoralizing and depressing way. All the while, mind, when he could've told her straight-up about his vasectomy instead of leading her on, then torturing her at the very end with the facts
Both these people are assholes, man; did you read it?
#107 to #90 - mrgilly
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(02/01/2013) [-]
She hooked up with him, cheated on him, tried to force him into the responsibilities of being a parent when it wasn't his child and more than likely would've tried to pursue legal action to steal money from him in child support.

He may be an asshole, but she didn't deserve sympathy for trying to ruin his life.
#110 to #107 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
How was she trying to ruin his life? What is she, Skeletor? She wanted someone to help raise a child with her, a child that probably ends up in an underpaid household under a(n) authoritarian parent(s). How does this guy do anything good to help in the situation? He just wanted to have sex with a girl, but when she ends up being an asshole, he decides to be an asshole, too.
#146 to #110 - DoggyBouncer
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Why would you want to raise a kid that isn't even yours with some whore that you hooked up with. It's her fault for being a stupid cunt and trying to suck money out of someone who you just had sex with.
#147 to #146 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
He could tell that she was already pregnant or something prior to the relationship, hence the 'I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking'.
#172 to #147 - underporches
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(02/01/2013) [-]
That's not what that means. A ticking biological clock is what a woman has when she knows that her body is reaching menopausal age (or in this case, either pre or early onset menopause.)
#154 to #147 - DoggyBouncer
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(02/01/2013) [-]
So? If I have sex with a woman I'm not going to assume she's pregnant. If you stay with this woman you're a ******* sucker. White knight, pussy whipped.
#158 to #154 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Way to go man, you insulted me over the internet!
Go hit the right arrow button and receive your trophy- just be sure to thumb one of my numerous posts down on the way out!
#160 to #158 - DoggyBouncer
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I hope it's a gun so I can ******* shoot you for being so ******* stupid.
#139 to #110 - hardongo
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(02/01/2013) [-]
ok.. but she cheated on him.. you don't **** a band dude if you love the guy... think about how would you react to something like that... unless you're a woman which seems to be the case, based on how actively you defend her inexcusable behavior
#143 to #139 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Nope, I'm swinging a cock 'round.
Keep reading down to get the whole story.
#115 to #110 - mrgilly
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(02/01/2013) [-]
She was trying to ruin his life by forcing a child upon him. Children cost a hell of a lot of money to take care of, regardless of whether it's direct care or indirect through child support. He wasn't looking for a committed relationship, yet she cheated and tried to make him take responsibility for the child with her.

Maybe it's just my personal bias, as I'm not one that reacts well when someone tries to force something upon me that will only end up costing me a lot versus the very little, if any, I would gain.
#102 to #90 - doodogger
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I agree with you. But in my opinion, both parties had some wrong doing.
#104 to #102 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what I said; both these people are assholes.
There's no moral high ground for anyone in this story.
#118 to #104 - jellyfishman
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Since when did 4chan have morals?
#121 to #118 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
This guy, here...
Someone slap a knee for him, will ya?
#105 to #104 - doodogger
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Oh I only read your Last comment, my bad.
#84 to #81 - Thevaultboy
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(02/01/2013) [-]
You're stupid.
#85 to #84 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Thank you for your opinion. Move on ahead, sir.
#83 to #81 - DaBullshiter
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(02/01/2013) [-]
This story is probably ********,just like most of the internet,but she properly deserves it.She literaly tries to "Trap" and make some dude miserable,to have a stable income and chill all her life.Using ******* birth to get herself comfortable.That kinda humans is the reason the world is **** man.
#86 to #83 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Regardless of whether it was real or not; what's the point of being a douche bag to a douche bag? Nothing was accomplished here but the birth of some lady's baby.
#92 to #86 - fuckincanuck
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I think Its more about a reasonable person not having to be trapped by some asshole's malicious actions and causing their own amoral scheme to collapse inwards upon them and force them to suffer the consequences of being as you put a douchebag.
#91 to #86 - unknownmercury
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(02/01/2013) [-]
And the fact that he didn't have to raise some other guy's kid for a woman he didn't really love? That should count for something.
#93 to #91 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, but couldn't that have been done if he just told her straight-up about his vasectomy? I mean, he said himself that he had one and saved all this time, instead of leading her on and hitting right back at her.
#99 to #93 - unknownmercury
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(02/01/2013) [-]
There was no point in telling her straight off (it didn't affect sexual performance, obviously), and she wouldn't have believed him if he'd told her after the fact.
#103 to #99 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
So, then, is there anyone with a moral high ground in this situation? Can you answer me that?
#242 to #103 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I see nothing wrong in what he did.

When in a relationship you say you donĀ“t want childrens the fact you had a vasectomy is not important to tell.

If a lady get a children from beppo lutkens she should go to beppo lutkens to talk about happy family.
#106 to #103 - unknownmercury
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Well, now that I look at it again. Yeah, his morals were pretty grey (hot girl, easy lay, omits details), but hers are straight-up black (gets pregnant, finds guy, ***** him (maybe not even in that order) tries to extort money from him.) I would side with him over her, even if his morals are sketchy.
#109 to #106 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
In what way were his grey? She wanted someone to help raise a child with her, a child that probably ends up in an underpaid household under a(n) authoritarian parent(s). How does this guy do anything good to help in the situation? He just wanted to have sex with a girl, but when she ends up being an asshole, he decides to be an asshole, too.
Where was extortion listed, though? I keep looking down this post and I must be missing it.
#111 to #109 - unknownmercury
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Her claiming that it was his kid, when she no doubt knew that it wasn't. She's using a lie (the child being his) to try and get him to pay her (either through marriage or child support).
#114 to #111 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Since when does only one part benefit from a marriage? Also, if he knew he wouldn't be paying child support, what does it matter? Is there no such thing as trying to help someone? The fact that she was crying at the end meant that she knew she was going to be end up in a poor way, why can't the guy just be a sir about it; maybe even coming to realizing something good about his relationship with the girl, or something?
#130 to #114 - buttgauges
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(02/01/2013) [-]
So he should throw away his future to marry a woman and father a child that isn't his? It's not like this woman will be living in a ditch with the kid. Single mom? You bet your ass she'll be getting government money; my mom did.

And if he did marry her and divorced her, he will be paying child support.
#116 to #114 - unknownmercury
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Are you a male?
#123 to #116 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
What of it?
#117 to #116 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I am. Penis, working genitals, and everything.
#125 to #117 - unknownmercury
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I suppose this just shows how different two people can be. If this woman had done this to you, you would have ended up staying with her and supporting her.
If she had tried this with me, I would probably not have stopped at the measures this man had.
She lied to him, tried to cheat money out of him, and probably would have expected him to support her completely (i.e. not getting a job herself, using the kid as her reason.) He simply walked out on a crying woman. I would have filed for a restraining order, if not try to sue her for knowingly and willfully trying to extort money from me for some other guy's child.

Tl;dr, You're a sucker, I'm an asshole.
#131 to #125 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Well, hey, the way I look at it: in that situation, I at least make something positive happen.
Oh well.
#161 to #131 - oCrAzYtOwNo
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I read the entire argument... you have your fingers jammed so far in your ears that its starting to affect your ability to reason. She, the lying, manipulative, cheating, and extorting woman. Yes, extorting is the correct word, happens all the ******* time guy. Now **** the baby, we're not talking about that right now, I have a question for you. If you had a lying, manipulative, cheating, and extorting girlfriend would you marry her? Back to the baby, would you father a child knowing that it wasn't yours? Would you father the child knowing she lied to you, tried deceive you? She cried at the end because she got caught. %99 of men would of walked the **** out that door just like that guy. There are however, the few, gullible robotic few who would change their lives irreversibly and forever at a drop of a hat based on their own misguided sense of honor. You sir, are one of the few. G'day.
#150 to #131 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
white knight much?
#157 to #150 - avatarofavarice
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(02/01/2013) [-]
And a proud one, too.
#227 to #157 - comicthane
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(02/01/2013) [-]
That was the first funnyjunk debate I have ever seen that was not only grounded in logic, but also changed my opinion. I applaud you.
#134 to #131 - unknownmercury
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Hey, you wanna ruin your life to make something positive happen, more power to you. I'd rather not. Btw, thumbs up on all your comments, because you actually gave me a fair debate.
#80 - sammyjankiis
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Nice.
Nice.
#78 - felixjarl
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(02/01/2013) [-]
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#72 - yuglana
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(02/01/2013) [-]
**yuglana rolled a random image posted in comment #478509 at Anime & Manga **

Worth the read indeed!
#71 - thedarkestrogue
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(02/01/2013) [-]
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#66 - thedecodedgamer
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(02/01/2013) [-]
This man is going places.
#64 - shoryuken
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(02/01/2013) [-]
that was great!
dam woman that pull the child support card
#61 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
worth the read? everyone knew the ending since the beginning.
#54 - chocolatepuppy
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(02/01/2013) [-]
TL;DR
TL;DR
#59 to #54 - thatguythatlaughs
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(02/01/2013) [-]
>guy gets vasectomy
>meets girl few months after
>keeps procedure a secret
>after awhile they start a relationship
>girl is psycho
>says she is prego, obviously not his
>goes through elaborate scheme to make her feel confident
>tears confidence and plan down by showing her official statements
>realizes she is proven wrong and breaks down
this man countered an evil bitch and her woman logic
#51 - rhetoricalfunny
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I feel like that was a few steps too far... I mean, if you knew she was a selfish bitch, why would you start dating her... just to ruin her life?
#232 to #51 - rhetoricalfunny
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Oh right. funnyjunk and opinions.

Jesus why am I still here. This... cesspool of hypocrisy.
#79 to #51 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
She cheated and then lied about it. She wasn't prepared for if her plan failed. Teeeeechnically she ruined her own life.
#65 to #51 - lexivex
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(02/01/2013) [-]
How was keeping it a secret suppose to ruin her life?
#58 to #51 - freight
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(02/01/2013) [-]
i totally agree with you, but she brought that on herself
#56 to #51 - Kabutops
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(02/01/2013) [-]
she tried to take advantage of him
#57 to #56 - rhetoricalfunny
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(02/01/2013) [-]
And he knew that she would before hand, so why did he keep going. I mean to each his own, and it's done either way.
Just my thoughts...
#60 to #57 - Kabutops
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(02/01/2013) [-]
well if I knew some bitch was trying to take advantage of me and i had all means of backfiring her plan back onto her, i'd do it.
Just my thoughts....
#62 to #60 - rhetoricalfunny
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I just think that's pretty much sadism. He could have turned around and walked the **** away. But he chose to cause her a **** ton of pain, and relished in it. I mean, maybe it's cause I'm just a sensitive prick, but I couldn't be proud to ruin someone's life. No matter how much of a sack of **** they are.

That's probably the only reason I'm not a serial killer
#128 to #62 - telfyr
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(02/01/2013) [-]
he told her to get an abortion and that he thought it wasn't his, he gave her an opportunity to back down. She decided instead to try to ruin the guys life.
#98 to #62 - fuckincanuck
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(02/01/2013) [-]
The man was in a relationship that he felt was casual, and said he would like to keep casual. Then she tried to use the law to force him into supporting her. He was up-front about what he wanted and then she tried to twist his arm.
#82 to #62 - bromop
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(02/01/2013) [-]
He didn't ruin her life. Maybe inflicted psychological damage, but her life is far from ruined.
#76 to #62 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Sadism? From 4chan? No that can't be.
#75 to #62 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Funny thing is, we'd all like to say we wouldn't be the bastard of a story. But, if given the chance, we'd do something just as bad, maybe even worse. Oh, sure, we may regret it, but that doesn't really change anything, now does it?
#48 - jaynsilentbob
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(02/01/2013) [-]
this is extremely well written.
#45 - Kitsune
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(02/01/2013) [-]
As a woman, best thing I've ever read. Hard to believe that there are woman out there that are like that, but they are
#199 to #45 - fukkentyranitar
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(02/01/2013) [-]
You haven't watched the Maury show, have you?
#197 to #45 - wiredrage
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Hard to believe?
what?
#44 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Moral of the story:

Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.

Set yourself up for a "gotcha" with someone you're in a casual relationship with who you could tell from the beginning was going to pull this **** on you.

Waste a bunch of time prepping for a final confrontation rather than just telling her the truth and dumping her.

Go around and get signatures, pay for fertility tests, and pay for your attorney to draft a letter all for the satisfaction of hitting her with it all at once instead of telling her yourself as soon as she's pregnant.

All that trouble for a moment of spite... makes for a funny story, but what a huge waste.
#53 to #44 - Moosoulja
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(02/01/2013) [-]
We all head for the same inevitable fate my friend, a little bit of money for joy and a story that will entertain everyone in your life system in my book is worth it,
#55 to #53 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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(02/01/2013) [-]
It's a pretty pathetic way to be entertained. Hell, they deserve each other, and it's a shame they broke up.
#77 to #55 - happyfucktime
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(02/01/2013) [-]
the guy had fun, he did not get in trouble, and treated a crazy bitch like a crazy bitch, i don't understand why you're so angry or care at all
#153 to #77 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Clearly you don't know the difference between contempt and anger. You probably think I'm angry at you right now as a result.
#46 to #44 - fitchy
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(02/01/2013) [-]
at that point it was worth it....I wish I could've witnessed it....if real
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#42 - masdercheef
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(02/01/2013) [-]
One of the first posts I ever saw on Funnyjunk, and I'm sure glad that it's back. I needed my daily dose of Awesome.
#36 - yunablade
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Old but Gold.
#31 - vanhoutte
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#29 - johnathon
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oh god my sides, 11/10 would read again!
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#27 - karvarausku
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**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #2699674 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Every time I see this I start smiling...
#23 - kaslin
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