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#185 - thisotherdude (02/01/2013) [-]
Good man.
Good man.
#176 - thedarkangel (02/01/2013) [-]
thats some good ****
User avatar #171 - garentei (02/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #166 - eriktheviking (02/01/2013) [-]
Done and done.
User avatar #162 - coolfuzzy (02/01/2013) [-]
this story almost makes me kinda dissapointed in the guy.
User avatar #156 - pepemex (02/01/2013) [-]
How about not sleeping with a woman until you actually know and trust her? Having kids is the only way to leave something behind in this world. It's a wonderful thing and you shouldn't give up on that dream just because there are crazy bitches out there.
User avatar #151 - hardongo ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
think about this:
if women find us cheating they can throw stuff at us, slap us or even pour hot beverages in our important parts, but us guys if we dare to touch a woman regardless of the reason is gender violence and instantly you become the biggest douche in the world so what can we do to take revenge??
i think this a positive way of channeling you anger for been cheated on without going to prison.
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#140 - bontzyb (02/01/2013) [-]
#138 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
Is it just me, or does anyone else hate this woman? She has given us all the rights to state women's logic is, in fact, retarded. This disaster of a female life form has the nerve, after cheating on this fine man, to bitch at him, scold him in every way, and not show a bit of remorse.

And to conclude this I say, **** you loonatic girl.
User avatar #141 to #138 - HarvietheDinkle (02/01/2013) [-]
What do you mean "is it just me?"

It's not just you. It's everyone.
#136 - upsideyourface (02/01/2013) [-]
How selfish of her to try and ruin another persons life with her mistake.
How selfish of her to try and ruin another persons life with her mistake.
User avatar #181 to #136 - thedarkangel (02/01/2013) [-]
Sadly too many do it.
User avatar #142 to #136 - HarvietheDinkle (02/01/2013) [-]
No matter how I read that, it still somehow sounds sarcastic.
#155 to #142 - theavatarspupil (02/01/2013) [-]
it's all in the .gif, baby!
it's all in the .gif, baby!
User avatar #133 - buttplugmaster (02/01/2013) [-]
This post gets my hundreth fav. I have Lol'd the Lol of the deeply amused.
#119 - thepepsican (02/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#113 - mrsexmuffins (02/01/2013) [-]
I love it when a plan come together
#112 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
Cool story and all... but still a dick move.

He knew he had no intention of staying, so he ***** her one last time out of spite. Two wrongs don't make a right. She tried to use him. He definitely used her.

Also, bro has a real bad attitude toward women. A few bitches out there give us all a bad name. What she did was totally wrong. But I wish this guy wouldn't have generalized it like it was the kind of thing all women do, because it's not.
#215 to #112 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
I also agree, while he did the right thing by legally clearing himself an making it clear that he didn't want to see her again, it was not necessary to get back at her.

Personally I find this to be a lose, lose, lose situation. The bf has lost (even more?) faith in women. The gf has probably never considered the option of an actual relationship for w/e reason, and has now been used out of spite. Finally the kid probably gets the worst of it, with an unstable mother and no father, not exactly the brightest future.

Whats even worse is that **** like this, according to a friend who does taxes, is fairly common in the US.

Moral, it literally pays to get to know very well the other person in the relationship cuz ppl be crazy.
Also DNA test for the win, just tell her it's a family thing to see who the kid genetically resembles the most or something...
#145 to #112 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
Shaddap. She got what she had coming. The guy is in the right,
User avatar #144 to #112 - HarvietheDinkle (02/01/2013) [-]
"two wrongs don't make a right"

maybe not, but she deserved it.

Two wrongs can balance each other out.
#108 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 - doodogger (02/01/2013) [-]
Sorry for my possible ignorance on the subject, but I thought a man who got a vasectomy couldn't have pleasurable sex, or orgasm. I guess I was wrong?
User avatar #124 to #101 - thegrimreaver (02/01/2013) [-]
You are, in fact, wrong.
What a vasectomy basically entails is that they sever the tubes that carry sperm from your balls up to your prostate (where it then comes out your penis) and seal them. Basically, when a guy orgasms, the sperm is sealed inside his balls. There is no effect on sensory input, and therefore, feels just as great as normal.
User avatar #239 to #124 - doodogger (02/01/2013) [-]
So the sperm gets blocked? Wouldn't that "register" to the body that sperm was ejaculated, then the body would make more sperm? And then eventually the sperm that was blocked, would die/rot and new sperm would continue to fill the vas deferns until it pops open inside the scrotum sack? Maybe I over analyzed.
User avatar #243 to #239 - thegrimreaver (02/01/2013) [-]
Nope. Sperm cells are just like any other cells, and thus, have a life-span of their own. Since new sperm is being continuously being produced, the old, dead cells are carried off to be disposed of through the digestive tract. So, every time you take a crap, there are hundreds of thousands of dead sperm cells in there.
Fun fact: The reason that crap is brown, is that a large portion of it is made up of dead blood cells being disposed of.
User avatar #249 to #243 - doodogger (02/03/2013) [-]
Thanks for the info lol
User avatar #122 to #101 - Kanoah (02/01/2013) [-]
i think it just cuts off sperm production, not... anything "else"
#120 to #101 - warrollan (02/01/2013) [-]
Why in the **** would any man even think of getting one then?
#165 to #120 - notyaoming (02/01/2013) [-]
Because they're married to spiteful baby factories of wives and don't want 19 kids?
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#89 - quentintin (02/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #88 - tyuru (02/01/2013) [-]
There is no denying that it is well played and the woman should not have lied and tried to put her problems on someone else. However, I feel bad for laughing at her stupidity.
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