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#90 - Skwurll (02/02/2013) [-]
Are people seriously too retarded to realize he's talking about two different women?
The first part refers to a woman with jeans and boots on.
The second part is about the woman with sweat pants and reeboks.
While both of these women were dancing, they're clearly not the same person.

Don't be dumbasses.
User avatar #60 - dubious (02/01/2013) [-]
What happened to "them baggy sweatpants"
User avatar #59 - afuzzypenguinmerp (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm really tired of seeing the same god-damned post.

EVERYONE HAS ******* HEARD THIS GOD DAMNED STATEMENT.

THE SONG IS OLDER THAN SATAN'S DICK FOR ******** .



-rant over-
#71 to #59 - organicglory ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
then thumb down my post and **** off
#66 to #59 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
Stop being such a cunt, not everyone has seen this before.
You're probably one of hose twunts that's calling "repost" on any content that's posted twice.
#61 to #59 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
Really, has everyone?
I have just come across this statement today.
#55 - tredbear (02/01/2013) [-]
**tredbear rolled a random image posted in comment #349859 at Friendly ** mfw i saw this post
User avatar #48 - technoplasm **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [-]
**technoplasm rolls 07**
User avatar #41 - rubixium (02/01/2013) [-]
shes wearing them on her hands duh
User avatar #37 - ilikemyjunkitsfun (02/01/2013) [-]
reebok sports bra, the one with the straps (it's rather form fitting and curvaceous) i can understand the allure of it
#35 - snowshark (02/01/2013) [-]
My Shawty Pony checklist:

Apples. Check.
Boots. Check.
Four legged morph woman? ... kinda?

I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her.
User avatar #51 to #35 - alphajunk (02/01/2013) [-]
Theres no Reeboks with the straps...
#68 to #51 - spanishninja (02/01/2013) [-]
genius
genius
#74 to #68 - alphajunk (02/01/2013) [-]
Why do people keep replying me with dragon ball p gifs?
Why do people keep replying me with dragon ball p gifs?
#75 to #74 - spanishninja (02/01/2013) [-]
have a non DZBP gif as apologies
have a non DZBP gif as apologies
#76 to #75 - alphajunk (02/01/2013) [-]
Apology accepted
User avatar #58 to #51 - snowshark (02/01/2013) [-]
Well, I imagine that saddle-ensemble must have some kind of straps.
#42 to #35 - someponynew ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 to #35 - trimageryan (02/01/2013) [-]
I see no jeans.
User avatar #45 to #40 - snowshark (02/01/2013) [-]
Eh, she's southern. There's probably denim in there somewhere.
#39 to #35 - comanderspy (02/01/2013) [-]
what you did there, i see it... too clearly, make it harder to see and you will get more thumbs and more phanny
User avatar #46 to #39 - snowshark (02/01/2013) [-]
You know what FJ is like. If I'd made it too vague then the joke would be lost under the mountain of... well... the usual fare.

It's hard to be subtle in this environment. Still, I take your point.
#80 to #46 - comanderspy (02/01/2013) [-]
well true, at the time i made the comment it seemed as if yours was going to be drowned by the red sea, but lady luck is in your side!
#83 to #80 - snowshark (02/01/2013) [-]
Indeed. Personally I like to leave as little to luck as I can, since it is, by it's nature, thoroughly unreliable.

Exquisite spidey pic, btw.
#85 to #83 - comanderspy (02/01/2013) [-]
why yes, thank you. but i think that no matter what, you will be playing on thin ice, for the human brain is the most complicated thing in existence. you never know how people will react
#87 to #85 - snowshark (02/01/2013) [-]
I prefer to think that the human brain is the most intricate and changeable thing in existence and that existence itself is the most complicated thing. (Simply to understand but the longer you think about it the more questions it raises.)   
   
Whereas we will definitely one day know the truth of the brain... I imagine we may never be able to answer the simple yet infinitely complex question of "'why' do we exist?"   
   
Until then though, I'm happy to settle for a comfortable "because we do, now shut up and make some OC." Speaking of which, I'm off to do just that. *tips cap*   
   
You stay classy, Comanderspy.
I prefer to think that the human brain is the most intricate and changeable thing in existence and that existence itself is the most complicated thing. (Simply to understand but the longer you think about it the more questions it raises.)

Whereas we will definitely one day know the truth of the brain... I imagine we may never be able to answer the simple yet infinitely complex question of "'why' do we exist?"

Until then though, I'm happy to settle for a comfortable "because we do, now shut up and make some OC." Speaking of which, I'm off to do just that. *tips cap*

You stay classy, Comanderspy.
#88 to #87 - comanderspy (02/01/2013) [-]
the same to you Snowshark... the same to you, and best of luck in your OC
User avatar #89 to #88 - snowshark (02/01/2013) [-]
-.- Cheeky git... I'd be mad if I didn't admire the wit.
User avatar #34 - whywouldyou (02/01/2013) [-]
OP either you're a reposting faggot, or your friend stole this.
#33 - iamtheuberman (02/01/2013) [-]
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#36 to #33 - rammed (02/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - toofake (02/01/2013) [-]
1) T Pain sings that part and 2) She's wearing the boots with the fur and he's wearing the Reeboks with the straps.
#27 - fuckedbyapony (02/01/2013) [-]
She got two pairs of legs let alone feet
#26 - emmyizme (02/01/2013) [-]
I believe you will find that he is talking about 2 separate "Shawties" One is wearing apple bottom jeans, and boots with "da fuuuur" The other is wearing baggy sweatpants and "dem reeboks with the straps". As these ladies are both getting "low low low low low low low low" The whole club is looking at "huuur". Alternate thought is that they are in 2 different clubs. Mayhaps, "Flo-Rida" is club hopping on the evening in question?
#22 - kallyj (01/31/2013) [-]
so ya got dem applebottom jeans..
User avatar #19 - KayRed (01/31/2013) [-]
I refuse to pronounce that "name" the way it is supposed to be pronounced.
#29 to #19 - bunnyrabbitmadhat (02/01/2013) [-]
you sir, are a greater man than I. For it took me a year to realise flo rida was just florida with a space.
User avatar #30 to #29 - KayRed (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm not even sure Flo-Rida knows that "Flo-Rida" is really florida. I got a step further though, I pronounce his name in a Spanish accent, so it's "Floor-reed-dah".
#15 - blubblablub (01/31/2013) [-]
and when you say "my fb newsfeed" you actually mean "on fj one of the thousand times this got frontpage" right?
User avatar #14 - smokedmeatlog (01/31/2013) [-]
Dont forget those baggy sweatpants.
#11 - jackraptor (01/31/2013) [-]
See, the 'she' in the song is indeed wearing apple-bottom jeans, and boots with fur.  However, after describing her leg- and foot-wear, the lyrics progress to a description of how the whole club was looking at her and emphasizes just how 'low' she got.  Only then does the description of 'Them baggy sweat pants And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)' occur.  Though this is enigmatic at first, it is followed by this line: 'She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)'  Now, no other characters have been introduced, so we have two options- the 'big booty' belongs to a probably male character, wearing Reeboks and sweatpants, or more likely, it is her own big booty that she is smacking!  How lewd!  However in the second option, we are justified in our assumption that the arrival of the Reeboks and sweatpants is the cause of her self-abuse and how low she proceeds to get.  She had already 'hit the floor' and 'got low' on her own, so the purpose of this second verse is to develop a further reason for her to 'get low.'  With that in mind, and reminding ourselves that it is highly unlikely that she is conducting a wardrobe change whilst 'on the floor,' the most likely situation is that a male wearing the Reeboks and sweatpants saw the dancing skills of the protagonist, went to dance with her, and was rewarded by further 'getting low.'  This is the clearest I can make of it, and though it is indeed a vague verse, it is highly unlikely that Mr. Flo-Rida is describing a four-legged mutant dancer.  Hope this helps!
See, the 'she' in the song is indeed wearing apple-bottom jeans, and boots with fur. However, after describing her leg- and foot-wear, the lyrics progress to a description of how the whole club was looking at her and emphasizes just how 'low' she got. Only then does the description of 'Them baggy sweat pants And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)' occur. Though this is enigmatic at first, it is followed by this line: 'She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)' Now, no other characters have been introduced, so we have two options- the 'big booty' belongs to a probably male character, wearing Reeboks and sweatpants, or more likely, it is her own big booty that she is smacking! How lewd! However in the second option, we are justified in our assumption that the arrival of the Reeboks and sweatpants is the cause of her self-abuse and how low she proceeds to get. She had already 'hit the floor' and 'got low' on her own, so the purpose of this second verse is to develop a further reason for her to 'get low.' With that in mind, and reminding ourselves that it is highly unlikely that she is conducting a wardrobe change whilst 'on the floor,' the most likely situation is that a male wearing the Reeboks and sweatpants saw the dancing skills of the protagonist, went to dance with her, and was rewarded by further 'getting low.' This is the clearest I can make of it, and though it is indeed a vague verse, it is highly unlikely that Mr. Flo-Rida is describing a four-legged mutant dancer. Hope this helps!
#84 to #11 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
whoa almost 200 thumbs up.. it seems that you won at life .. take a vacation go enjoy your eldery, your work here is done (at least I would feel that way).
#52 to #11 - herefortheporno (02/01/2013) [-]
You earn my thumb, and a favorite.
You earn my thumb, and a favorite.
#70 to #52 - jackraptor (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm flattered!
#47 to #11 - sniffalot (02/01/2013) [-]
It seems I have misplaced my ability to even.
#44 to #11 - SgtBaha (02/01/2013) [-]
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#31 to #11 - ohemgeezus (02/01/2013) [-]
I can't even prepare to even.
User avatar #24 to #11 - deftonesjunkie (01/31/2013) [-]
but consider the following. perhaps the occasion is being veiwed from a third party, or from the perspective of the rest of said club. as said when she is "as hot as a toaster, sorry but i had to fold her" referring to how low she could also get. this whole occasion being veiwed in not a dance club, but a gentleman's club. perhaps these different style of clothes were because of her ability to get low (get low) and hit the floo (hit the floo) as said shawty was getting low low low low low low. such agility in a woman could possibly mean she had more than one routine
User avatar #21 to #11 - HarvietheDinkle (01/31/2013) [-]
this, truly, deserves top comment of the still-young year.
#72 to #21 - jackraptor (02/01/2013) [-]
Oh, I think that's a tad much, but thank you!
#20 to #11 - Kirbyman (01/31/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir.
#73 to #20 - jackraptor (02/01/2013) [-]
Anytime friend :)
#18 to #11 - jibbernut (01/31/2013) [-]
How could I not thumb that. It was assigned my English teacher.
#12 to #11 - herplederp (01/31/2013) [-]
inb4 tl;dr
#13 to #12 - jackraptor (01/31/2013) [-]
Thank you for your significant contribution to our understanding of the complexities of hip-hop lyricism.
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