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#54 - monkeyller (01/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
So you come back from death? I mean, where do you appear? How?
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#48 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#60 - mastercolossus (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
benjamin buttons writer^
User avatar #41 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
not george carlin who said this

it got disputed between him and woody allen but sean morey got proved to have said that
User avatar #37 - rufless (01/31/2013) [-]
THEN THE ORGASM WOULD BE IDENTIFIED AS A TERRIBLE ENDING
[insert shocked face]
AND PEOPLE WOULD CHERISH DEATH A S A BEGINNING


**** THAT
#68 - followtheworms (01/31/2013) [-]
So if you age backwards, and die in your mother's womb, then technically you are older than you parents.
User avatar #67 - awesomenessdefined (01/31/2013) [-]
Be thankful I let you live, mortal.
User avatar #47 - qwertymnbv (01/31/2013) [-]
and then you get sucked up a penis right into a ballsack (:
#45 - yellowcardraiden (01/31/2013) [-]
But if that's happening, wouldn't your parents be in the womb already?
But if that's happening, wouldn't your parents be in the womb already?
User avatar #22 - benjaminbutton ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
If only people could live my lifestyle. Though, I'm now in my college years, I don't have much longer.
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#20 - CIS White Male (01/31/2013) [-]
thats a woody allen joke
User avatar #46 - fapodap (01/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
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