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#96 - cyanidesandvich (01/31/2013) [-]
well theres a big packet of money... or skittles...



yup, i think i'll go with skittles
User avatar #94 - fapodap (01/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#97 to #94 - peeta (01/31/2013) [-]
omg not this **** again

i wished we could read minds
#102 to #97 - mr skeltal (01/31/2013) [-]
Or maybe you can. But you're trying to make us think that you cant by saying that you wish you could which implies you cant - while you really can!
User avatar #93 - EvilRip (01/31/2013) [-]
I could get that wad of cash but those skittles look so damn tasty. ;_;
User avatar #100 to #93 - candywolf ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
But, with that wad of cash, you will get as many skittles you want!
#87 - japse (01/31/2013) [-]
**japse rolled a random image posted in comment #290341 at Friendly **
#82 - itsbendingtime (01/31/2013) [-]
>put dollar in machine
>press C4
>dollar notes are so thin that several will fall out at once
>repeat
>????
>profit!!
User avatar #84 to #82 - hcatt ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
They are also tied together with a rubber band, so they would all come out at once.
#105 to #84 - itsbendingtime (01/31/2013) [-]
Didn't see that until you pointed it out.
I think I missed the point of the post entirely.
#86 to #84 - YeYouKnoMe (01/31/2013) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#74 - classicvictory (01/31/2013) [-]
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#73 - uwootmate (01/31/2013) [-]
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#71 - pyra (01/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - dickbewt (01/31/2013) [-]
I don't care about the money. I want all the ******* sweets.
I hate being english, our sweets suck :I
#85 to #64 - broorb (01/31/2013) [-]
you ain't lookin hard enough, kid. we've got wicked sweets here
User avatar #67 to #64 - hkd ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
I can agree with that. I find Green and Blacks chocolate OK, but other than that...
#70 to #67 - mr skeltal (01/31/2013) [-]
I don't exactly mean they suck, but our selection does :I I do like most of our sweets, but I've tried american candy, AND IT'S SO MUCH BETTER.
#92 to #70 - mr skeltal (01/31/2013) [-]
yes but then youll be fat...
#66 to #64 - noonesperfect ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
You are just too picky to real candy like salmiakki!
#78 to #66 - momho (01/31/2013) [-]
I hear you, I tried to share some Leijona with a couple of tourists...
The look on their faces, priceless xD
#68 to #66 - lesmiserables (01/31/2013) [-]
Fazer is Finnish, you newfag.
User avatar #69 to #68 - noonesperfect ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Yes i am aware of that, i am finnish myself, but last time i visited the brits they kept calling salmiakki pure ****
#145 to #69 - salmiakki (01/31/2013) [-]
Well they obviously don't know me!
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User avatar #76 to #75 - noonesperfect ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
They hated it :P actually i have only met one foreigner (not counting the nordic countries) that has been able to swallow a piece of salmiakki
#79 to #76 - lesmiserables (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, I apologize then. Finland is awesome! All hail Nokia, salmiak lakrids and Sibelius!
User avatar #63 - lucrox (01/31/2013) [-]
that cookie... almost came out
User avatar #65 to #62 - leeroyjankens (01/31/2013) [-]
is that what white people are calling "the projects" now?
#60 - TheUsername (01/31/2013) [-]
If you try to get the wad of cash, the machine explodes and you die?
#59 - happybutler (01/31/2013) [-]
This would be the perfect moment for that .gif from the simpsons where homer.....

Ah screw it ill post the YouTube link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQpc0QfBaMc
#50 - hemming (01/31/2013) [-]
#58 to #50 - Ulmer (01/31/2013) [-]
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#49 - royrogersmcfreely (01/31/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at Nein times cuter ** mfw C2
#47 - disturbedmaster (01/31/2013) [-]
wait since its on a spin timer that matches the row its in wouldnt it drop a stack of bills gettin like 7 - 15$ back for 1 $
#48 to #47 - disturbedmaster (01/31/2013) [-]
and i just spotted the rubber band so all of it would fall lol
User avatar #45 - rshowat ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
B6 is amazing. I love those things.
User avatar #43 - johnnygat (01/31/2013) [-]
Those Reese's look really good
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