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#303 - putridgrim (01/31/2013) [-]
I think the reason everyone is so dirty in water world is because of all those scary-ass monsters in the ocean, I wouldn't wanna jump in either. Besides doesn't saltwater make you all crusty?
User avatar #291 - Tyranitar (01/31/2013) [-]
If you watched Prisoner of Azkaban, you would know that the timeline already takes time travel into consideration. Everything, including running off with Buckbeak and Harry rescuing himself and Sirius from Dementors, had already occurred in the timeline before they traveled back. All the time-turner does is actually allow them to go back and ensure the events take place (and since they did occur in the past, that means they WILL choose to go back and cause it at some point).
#280 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Fun fact of the day: Cigarettes, before paper, were rolled in more tobacco leaves, as cigars still are.
User avatar #268 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2013) [-]
As for the jurassic park one, the T rex entered on the Goat side, which was level ground, then pushed the car toward the other side with the wall. It's not the same side.
User avatar #267 - dawinnamon (01/31/2013) [-]
For number two, the many worlds theory would solve that problem. When he went back in time, he slept with this mom, but a different mom. He slept with an exact copy of his mother but one parallel to his "present", just that happens to be back in time. When he went back in time, he created a different world with that decision, one where he did his mom, and one where he didn't. the one where he did not go back in time is the truth. Look it up online for clarification, for I am grossly oversimplifying.
User avatar #195 - lillpip (01/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Dear SonicTeam.

HA! Told you it'd get front page.
You owe me a beer.
User avatar #462 to #195 - SonicTeam (02/02/2013) [-]
You drink?
#144 - tanglenose (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't remember that much about a kid I only knew for a week for thirty years.
#139 - supersnake (01/30/2013) [-]
martys mum...
martys mum...
User avatar #100 - jimmdean ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
So. ******* . Tired. Of. Explaining. The. Time-Turner
#91 - therealwaynebrady (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the gremlin one is kind of a stretch
#77 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
He could easily get the sled through the door if he turned it on it's side, that one must be a joke because anybody with a brain could see that.
User avatar #443 - habasparkz (01/31/2013) [-]
Last one made me chuckle.
#441 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
in hp they destroy all the time turners after book 3.... i guess JK Rowling knew it would be a MAJOR plot hole if she didnt
User avatar #351 - desuforeverlulz (01/31/2013) [-]
For the Gremlins, you don't have to get into the timezone thing to debunk it... any time of the day, no matter where in the world you are, it is always after midnight. Think about it. But if you want to patch up that plothole, you can say the midnight rule refers to the internal clock of the Mogwai which syncs up with the day/night transitions they are in.

Also, "what if a dog could play basketball" is an example of a high-concept.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_concept
#344 - sharksloveme (01/31/2013) [-]
I love these.
I love these.
#229 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
It tells you in the Harry Potter books that Hermione gave back the time-turner after the third year because she didn't want it anymore and then they smashed all of the other time-turners when they infiltrated the Ministry in the fifth book.
User avatar #223 - spysappinmysasha (01/31/2013) [-]
#11 has haunted me for my whole life...
User avatar #93 - Lambda (01/30/2013) [-]
1. Maybe it's an involuntary reflex.
3. Cigarettes might have been rolled with leaves of some sort. I've never seen the movie though, I don't know.
8. Between midnight and dawn, would make sense.
User avatar #81 - demonmaster (01/30/2013) [-]
Valid points and couldn't agree more
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