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User avatar #392 - warrenzthehero (01/31/2013) [-]
Harry Potter:
1) Time Paradox and all of that debate.
2) Maybe it only works for about an hour or so? Like it can't go further back than that?
User avatar #376 - smokekusheveryday (01/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
for harry potter ibelive it can only go back a week in time not years or decades
User avatar #380 to #376 - fishtacos (01/31/2013) [-]
Actually, it's because they a)didn't need or have one in the fourth book, and b) it says in the sixth book that the entire Ministry stock of time turners was destroyed by Harry and co. fighting the Death Eaters in the department of mysteries. finally, with Cedric's Death: How do you plan to prevent that without meeting yourself and/or making Cedric realize there's two Harries, and thus going stark raving mad? Yeah, didn't think so.
User avatar #364 - projectcrypt (01/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The time turner doesn't "change" time technically. Everything that happens when Harry and Hermione use the time turner was always going to happen in some roundabout way or in other words the time turner shows how things actually happened when you might have thought they happened differently. i.e. Harry and the gang though Buckbeak was executed when in reality they actually saved him and the axe they saw brought down was aimed at a pumpkin.
#362 - moustachefingers (01/31/2013) [-]
But who was phone?
But who was phone?
#341 - zzitro (01/31/2013) [-]
Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball.
User avatar #245 - Hreidmar ONLINE (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#2. She watched her infant son grow up her whole life. It's far better explained in a Terry Pratchett book called 'Night Watch,' but basically it would take a genius of detachment and observation to permit the possibility that the person you watched grow up and develop your entire life is identical to one that you met in the past, before the current person was even around.
#240 - nyanpoptart (01/31/2013) [-]
I ******* love Mean Girls.
#94 - fuckilostmyaccount (01/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#10 is not possible. in book 3, when harry and hermione went back in time, they did not intervene with anything their past selves did. they saved buck beak when their past selves were walking near the whomping willow and did not get to witness any of what has happened to buckbeak. after whatever happened with the dementor, they woke up and all that they knew was that buckbeak was killed and sirius was trapped, which led dumbledore to walked in to the Hospital Wing and tell them to go back in time. their past body still had one purpose- to travel back in time, because they believe that sirius is captured. Now say my father was killed by a bus at 8am. At 10am i went back in time to 8am and stopped him from getting hit by a bus. Now that my dad is not dead, my past body has no reason to travel back in time anymore, which lead to two of me existing at the same time, and you can't have that. Time travel logic. Sorry for the long post
#282 - xoyv (01/31/2013) [-]
...i'll give this a try

1. maybe the whole "come to life" thing only works when no one is noticing (except for rare ocassions)

2. because there IS a chance that the child will grow up to look similar to their parent

3. there are other things you can roll cigs with, and water alone doesn't do much to clean dirt
User avatar #266 - richardastley (01/31/2013) [-]
The Santa Clause one always annoyed the **** out of me. It happens in every "Kids should believe in Santa" movie. It's ******* retarded.
User avatar #263 - robotzombie (01/31/2013) [-]
BTTF: Marty actually ****** his mom and leaves, she keeps it a secret but doesnt wanna be stuck with fatherless child so she marries his "dad"
#259 - deadmuerto (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#256 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Maybe all the parents in The Santa Clause, who don't believe in santa, just give their own kids gifts, and santa only gives gifts to the families that believe.
#239 - jorgefuber (01/31/2013) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at lil wayne . facewall. ** I watched knocked up yesterday, what always confuses me is how Steve Carell is obviously a famous actor in their world (just like ours) because the main character woman interviews him for e! . but throughout the movie, we see actors from The Office as bouncers and gynecologists and what not. So in this world, does The Office just not exist? Or is Steve Carell on the office, but Darryl and Ryan are played by different actors? ??? pic probably unrelated, to lazy too pick one
User avatar #228 - guidoforlife (01/31/2013) [-]
you shut your whore mouth about Air Bud!!!
User avatar #215 - Cambro (01/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#10: A. Deaths are fixed points in time and B. It creates paradoxes that makes preventing the death from happening unpredictable anyway.
If you really want a Harry Potter plot hole, there is this one: Hermione had a purse that was bottomless and weightless no matter how much was stored inside of it. At the beginning of the deathly hallows, she could have stowed Harry away and travel without any issue. George didn't have to lose his ear and Mad Eye didn't have to die.
User avatar #90 - seniorpokeman (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Waterworld #3:
1. maybe the cigarettes were the reason it was valuable? Because they could use it to make more cigarettes? Or maybe the cigarette paper was too thin to be valuable, like how 24k jewelry is ******** of cash, but 10k is near nothing.
2. all of the water is saltwater, meaning that all freshwater sources on the planet have been eliminated. The only way they can get water is to:
-collect it after a storm
-recycle urine
-drink animal blood
#86 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
#10 Hermione gave the Time-turner back at the end of PoA, as she could no longer handle the workload of all the classes she'd been using it for. When the group of Dumbledore' Army vagrants fights the Death Eaters at the Ministry in OotP, the break the Ministry of Magic's entire supply of Time-turners. This is explained to Hagrid in THBP.

#63 - deusexmachinase (01/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
In Harry, Potter Hermione returns the time turner to McGonagall. Also, You aren't allowed be seen for some weird reason...

Waddya gonna do?
#64 to #63 - deusexmachinase (01/30/2013) [-]
... Put the comma in a wrong place.
#60 - gutimberg (01/30/2013) [-]
They didn't change **** in Harry Potter
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