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#36 - Nihatclodra (01/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I've only had Sleep paralysis once, and it happened after one hell of a strange dream:   
   
I was inside the head of Hastur (Cthulhu Mythos) fighting Shoggoth-Illithid hybrids (just use google if you don't know what those are). I was tearing them apart with my bare hands, ripping out their throats with my teeth, decapitating them and eating their heads like apples while they run around in circles without a head, ripping off their face-tentacles and tying them together to make a whip that I then proceeded to light on fire and do SM-play on Hastur's subconscious' avatar... all while still fighting the Shoggoth Illithids. I then took the corpses of the sacrifices offered to Hastur in order to summon him, transformed them into a pinkish orange living Necromonic arrow, and fired it at a little girl (why the 						****					 was she there?) who then polymorphed into an unborn (undead, and made of living metal) wolf. I then mounted her and ate the sun in one gulp. I then awoke(?) from my dream to find myself in an Alice in Wonderland-styled version of my old home in Kelowna. My old cat then leaped off the bed when I 'woke up' and transformed into a Jaguar with 1-1.5 meter-long legs and an arched back. It walked through the door into the livingroom then stared at me with pure-white shining eyes and proceeded to walk out the back door while the walls deteriorated behind it in shining black sparks. As I got out of bed floating text for a "mission" appeared in my sight like a videogame, telling me to "Shut all the levers". I walked out and closed the piano (We never had a piano), to which a progress-bar showed up and filled half-way.
I've only had Sleep paralysis once, and it happened after one hell of a strange dream:

I was inside the head of Hastur (Cthulhu Mythos) fighting Shoggoth-Illithid hybrids (just use google if you don't know what those are). I was tearing them apart with my bare hands, ripping out their throats with my teeth, decapitating them and eating their heads like apples while they run around in circles without a head, ripping off their face-tentacles and tying them together to make a whip that I then proceeded to light on fire and do SM-play on Hastur's subconscious' avatar... all while still fighting the Shoggoth Illithids. I then took the corpses of the sacrifices offered to Hastur in order to summon him, transformed them into a pinkish orange living Necromonic arrow, and fired it at a little girl (why the **** was she there?) who then polymorphed into an unborn (undead, and made of living metal) wolf. I then mounted her and ate the sun in one gulp. I then awoke(?) from my dream to find myself in an Alice in Wonderland-styled version of my old home in Kelowna. My old cat then leaped off the bed when I 'woke up' and transformed into a Jaguar with 1-1.5 meter-long legs and an arched back. It walked through the door into the livingroom then stared at me with pure-white shining eyes and proceeded to walk out the back door while the walls deteriorated behind it in shining black sparks. As I got out of bed floating text for a "mission" appeared in my sight like a videogame, telling me to "Shut all the levers". I walked out and closed the piano (We never had a piano), to which a progress-bar showed up and filled half-way.
#111 - beerterror ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
>be sleeping
>dream about being surrounded by hostiles
>fight them back with rage
>knock the last of them out with a glorious backfist
>opened eyes, there's a blood on my hand
>I broke part of my wardrobe while sleeping with one strike and it's made of ******* oak
> MFW I wouldn't even dream of doing it while awake

What happens during sleep is very interesting.
User avatar #105 - sevenxninja (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had sleep paralysis. i wouldn't recommend it.
+3
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#87 - funmanigro (01/30/2013) [-]
i get sleep paralysis sometime, but no freaky **** , i just cant move. No sounds, no shadow people, just cant move. I usually just hold my breath to shock my body out of paralysis.


Btw the loud ******** sound you sometimes hear when having sleep paralysis is actually blood rushing in your inner ear, amplified by your subconscious.
#86 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
I was watching Tv in the late afternoon one day and fell asleep on the couch. My couch is parallel to the hallway that I was facing. At the end of the hallway is a bathroom. It felt so real. I woke up from my nap to see a womanly dark figure coming out of the bathroom. She immediately noticed me on the couch and i couldn't move, so i opened my mouth to scream, but i couldn't even grunt or moan for help. She quickly came to my side and as soon she looked me in my terrified eyes she grabbed my throat and i immediately woke up(for real this time)

sorry for long post. This only ever happened to me once hen i was 16
#55 - Poor (01/30/2013) [-]
Dream experience. Let me explain it to you with Omegle.
#85 - premiumfapfolder (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
probably a succubus. anyways sleep paralysis can be invoked on you usually to get you really scared so you can be drained of your energy. mostly happens if you sleep on your back because succubus are attracted to that
User avatar #63 - krizzah (01/30/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG3PJOlv54k

Had to find the song, actually makes it a bit funnier.
#39 - bradmcnutt (01/30/2013) [-]
duuuude i've been looking for some new techno to wake up from my sleep paralysis and rage too! returning the favor = www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGjk_6KuYdo I KNOW THIS PRETTY RAVE GIRL
#10 - elliotjames (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the first time this happened to me it must have lasted only five or ten minutes but it scared me ******** , the only thing i could move was my jaw a little. i woke myself by moving it more and more while breathing heavily. when regained control this breathing turned to screams... ****** night sleep
User avatar #12 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HEY GUYS
LISTEN
GUYS
WHAT IF
GUYS LISTEN
WHAT IF HE WAKED UP BECAUSE OF THE MUSIC?
User avatar #14 to #12 - misterbonzo (01/30/2013) [-]
It was muted, he un-muted it when he woke up.
User avatar #9 - mookiez (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have tried to trick Myself into sleep paralysis. I get close. But When I'm almost there, My body feels like it begins to fall and I jumped. If I can keep from jumping I should be able to reach that state. It also had something to do with controlling Your dreams then astral projection.
#21 to #9 - ubercomfychair (01/30/2013) [-]
sleep paralysis actually is not triggered when you fall asleep. It happens from waking up during the REM stage of sleep and entering a stage called REM atonia. The body has the state to keep us from sleep walking but sometimes it works to well and continues after we are awake. I would not recommend it because it is the only time i have ever felt a true fear for my life.
#129 - tazze (01/30/2013) [-]
I am 19, I dream once a month never anything unusual, I've never suffered sleep paralysis or experienced lucid dreams, my life is boring.

MFW
#122 - buttinspecter (01/30/2013) [-]
Love that track.
User avatar #114 - futuremarinesniper (01/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
does anyone have any tips for lucid dreaming since were on the subject
User avatar #109 - zamka (01/30/2013) [-]
When i was a kid i had sleep paralysis more than i can count, but before i realise that i'm paralyzed (still asleep) i dream that i'm trying to run out of my room but something keeps pulling me back to my bed and i'm struglling, but eventually i get pulled back on my bed, and wake up paralyzed, i'll never forget this experiance...
#104 - ookichinchindesu (01/30/2013) [-]
> Four years old
> standing in a van with my cousin in front of me
> door open still, waiting for my mom
> hear voice that says "push her out"
> i said okay
> still has a scar from 17 years ago
> never hear voice again
User avatar #8 - srskate (01/30/2013) [-]
I have recurring sleep paralysis, it shows up when my sleep schedule is in a kink.

Best one was when I fell asleep after completing a section of the High School Assesments (HSAs). I tried breathing really loudly to get my buddy next to me to move me, but he ended up just laughing his ass off at me.
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