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User avatar #51 - gamebug (01/29/2013) [-]
Faith in humanity restored at lotto ticket.

If it's true, of course.
#47 - maskedhippo (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Man, I reaaaaaally fucking hate Jenny McCarthy.
User avatar #293 - psykobear (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ox·y·to·cin
[ òksi tṓssin ]
A hormone that induces labor: a pituitary hormone that stimulates uterine contractions during childbirth and triggers lactation.
Right... I'm gonna call bullshit on that one.
Now, assuming I was able to catch this one as a fraud, I'm going to assume a few others are.
User avatar #287 - theawesomeguy (01/30/2013) [-]
Thank god for omg facts!
#274 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There actually is a reason for sleep.
something about rapid eye movement...
Gotta eat, can't explain.
User avatar #291 to #274 - capslockrage (01/30/2013) [-]
That's not the REASON to WHY we sleep, that just involves the sleep process.
#211 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
Yonkers mentioned on the front page awesome
#199 - abachonk (01/29/2013) [-]
I also noticed the secret message:   
   
One direction, do you even lift?
I also noticed the secret message:

One direction, do you even lift?
User avatar #135 - hairydickfarts (01/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Most of this is bullshit. Scientists dont know why we need sleep? are you fucking kidding?
#89 - oosulley (01/29/2013) [-]
Relevance..



Also this is at least the 3rd time ive seen this shit on front Page
User avatar #69 - krispyhakim (01/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Holocaust survivors died. Survivors don't die...
User avatar #190 to #180 - pixy (01/29/2013) [-]
Have fun! Don't forget your wing suit!
User avatar #63 - twatmissile (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"to withhold a kidney from someone who would otherwise die means valuing one's own life at 4000 times that of a stranger"

What bullshit logic!
Thats like saying "your body- your choice but hey, if you dont give your kidney to this guy right now then you are a massive selfish asshole and I hope you have many sleepless nights thinking about it"

Maybe they arent selfish, maybe theyre just scared of going under the knife, I would be.
Just because someone is in need doesnt mean theyre automatically entitled to a handout because donating a kidney means having to go through the pain of surgery plus possible future complications. If they want to go through with it, then more power to them but otherwise if someone tries to guilt trip someone else into giving up a part of their body, then they are the most person selfish of all.
User avatar #82 to #63 - sexypotato (01/29/2013) [-]
Your name is twatmissle, and Im trying my hardest to take you seriously.
User avatar #62 - flingwing (01/29/2013) [-]
i have seen this comp so many times and it gets me just as rustled over ignorance every time.

SCIENTISTS KNOW EXACTLY WHY WE NEED SLEEP! 75 percent of our growth and development is done in our sleep!

it allows us to to regenerate and digest. with out sleep we wouldnt dream and dreams allow us to sort our memories into long term and short term memory banks!

nigga you dumb!
#61 - thewotch (01/29/2013) [-]
If every muscle of my body could pull in One Direction, I would do it when they were at the other side of an ocean so they would die while they are pulled.
#56 - lolsrsslybro (01/29/2013) [-]
"Scientists aren't really sure why we require sleep."
#55 - tragono **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There will come a day when I will use this.
But it is not that day.
#64 to #55 - poeg (01/29/2013) [-]
those young Indian girls were his nieces
#53 - justinishere (01/29/2013) [-]
mfw 25 tons
mfw 25 tons
User avatar #52 - happygrowman (01/29/2013) [-]
the first advice didnt get me more trust. it got me handcuffs
#36 - glassofmilk (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
sleep is used to restore necessary fluids in your body.
source: anatomy class

im not sure which fluids, anatomy was a while ago
User avatar #44 to #36 - docxy (01/29/2013) [-]
also when you sleep your short term memory is processed into long term memory
User avatar #27 - nucularwar (01/29/2013) [-]
Leo Fender also didn't know the difference between tremolo (rapid minute change in volume) and vibrato (slight change in pitch) hence a tremolo bar creates vibrato and vibrato units on old amps make tremolo effects.

And I always figured we sleep to recharge like a battery or something
#10 - moffe (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The rebels have disabled our tanks!
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