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User avatar #139 - pulluspardus (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that 25 tons thing, I guess Ants are more developed than us, they know how to use their muscles "in one direction" and they also know how to use their eyes fully.

"humans are the superior creatures" my ass... my undeveloped ass.
User avatar #141 to #139 - mookiez (01/29/2013) [-]
We are only superior because of our ability to create technology. If we didn't have this brain of ours. We would be a **** stain on the evolutions tree. No we would be extinct.
#261 - thebluetable (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #265 to #261 - misterbonzo (01/30/2013) [-]
Why.
#225 - gahblah ONLINE (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or a bullet?
User avatar #245 to #225 - TheHutchie (01/30/2013) [-]
I can't remember his name, but that guy had very, very specific ideas of what animal bites and stings felt like. For example, he said that one insect sting was "Like W.C. Fields extinguishing his cigar on your tongue."

Specifically W.C. Fields.
#207 - azinfoo (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP, this comp is older and more reused than your mother's vagina. Suck a dick.
#181 - setittowumbo (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that the people who hugged me for more than twenty seconds saw the first one and thought it would work. I've had a lot of people do that to me and at first I thought they were just being weird because I hang out with some pretty "unique" individuals but I guess they were just trying to get me to trust them. It didn't work and yet they still try to do it with me and many others...
I'm pretty sure that the people who hugged me for more than twenty seconds saw the first one and thought it would work. I've had a lot of people do that to me and at first I thought they were just being weird because I hang out with some pretty "unique" individuals but I guess they were just trying to get me to trust them. It didn't work and yet they still try to do it with me and many others...
#175 - capnwetnipples (01/29/2013) [+] (12 replies)
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id like to know more about that sleeping one because i know the world record for not sleeping was about two weeks and buy the end the guy couldnt even count and the body starts releasing poisons into your body if you stay awake to long
User avatar #172 - bestbeforedeath (01/29/2013) [-]
"The Doctor who..."
User avatar #159 - frostyfart (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
there is a watermark in panel 14 it's about lifting and things
there is a watermark from 9gag there
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User avatar #110 - greatboobya (01/29/2013) [-]
Most of these are ********
User avatar #92 - turdburgalar (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh...this post again.
#84 - mapattack (01/29/2013) [-]
For the Holocaust survivors, it wasn't as much as the fact that they ate candy. It is the fact that they ate a ton of food when their stomach was shrunken by the malnutrition in the camps. They literally ate until their stomachs exploded.
#78 - patofeliz (01/29/2013) [-]
"... their candies."
"... their candies."
User avatar #66 - satanisthesavior (01/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Seems a lot of people are confused over the "scientists don't know why we need sleep" one. I might be wrong on this, as it's been a while since I researched it myself (and I'm too lazy to do all that over again) but scientists really don't know why we need sleep. We know what the effects of not getting sleep are, but we don't know why they happen. That's all it's saying.

It's like if you didn't know what our bodies used water for: You still know that you need to drink water to survive, but you're not sure why that is.
User avatar #57 - jdonaldson ONLINE (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I miss read the first one. I read hugging release oxycontin. I was about to go hug everyone I saw.
#54 - deezknuts (01/29/2013) [-]
to test his chastity


alright
User avatar #51 - gamebug (01/29/2013) [-]
Faith in humanity restored at lotto ticket.

If it's true, of course.
#47 - maskedhippo (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Man, I reaaaaaally ******* hate Jenny McCarthy.
User avatar #293 - psykobear ONLINE (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ox·y·to·cin
[ òksi tṓssin ]
A hormone that induces labor: a pituitary hormone that stimulates uterine contractions during childbirth and triggers lactation.
Right... I'm gonna call ******** on that one.
Now, assuming I was able to catch this one as a fraud, I'm going to assume a few others are.
User avatar #69 - krispyhakim (01/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Holocaust survivors died. Survivors don't die...
User avatar #190 to #180 - pixy (01/29/2013) [-]
Have fun! Don't forget your wing suit!
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