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User avatar #47 - snakefire (01/29/2013) [-]
I love the idea of killing unwanted babies but something about the notion of letting a woman make a choice just doesnt sit right with me

~zach braff
#46 - DrollHumor (01/29/2013) [-]
How to fix them:   
   
1. If you spill salt, take a pinch of the fallen salt and toss it over your shoulder.   
   
2. If you break a mirror, don't look into the pieces; seeing yourself in the shattered glass is what actually "causes" the bad luck.   
   
3.  If there is a hole in the condom, purchase the "Plan B" aka "Morning After" pill and have her take it as soon as possible. It is not equivalent to an abortion.
How to fix them:

1. If you spill salt, take a pinch of the fallen salt and toss it over your shoulder.

2. If you break a mirror, don't look into the pieces; seeing yourself in the shattered glass is what actually "causes" the bad luck.

3. If there is a hole in the condom, purchase the "Plan B" aka "Morning After" pill and have her take it as soon as possible. It is not equivalent to an abortion.
#78 to #46 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
Actually, the morning after pill has two ways to prevent pregnancy:
1) prevents ovulation
2) It makes the uterus unable to accommodate the embryo that was fertilized hours earlier, and thus making a spontaneous abortion.
#81 to #78 - DrollHumor (01/29/2013) [-]
#2 is incorrect.

You were closest with #1. A woman does not have an egg just sitting in her uterus at all times. It is a complicated process in which the lining of the uterus thickens, and then the fallopian tube releases an egg. If that egg is fertilized then it will attach itself to the lining of the uterine wall and the woman is considered pregnant. If the egg goes unfertilized then it will be flushed out along with the uterine lining during her period.

The pill prevents fallopian tube from dispersing the egg. Thus, preventing pregnancy and technically ovulation.
#84 to #81 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
I wanted to explain it in the easiest way ... and indeed I am a medical student and I am 100% sure my second reason is correct.
User avatar #86 to #84 - DrollHumor (01/29/2013) [-]
www.nytimes.com/2012/06/06/health/research/morning-after-pills-dont-block -implantation-science-suggests.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

http://www.choiceandhealth.com/whatisthedifference.htm

www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/blogs/the-human-condition/2009/08/25/how-p lan-b-works-six-things-you-always-wondered-about-emergency-contraception.html

Sources cited. Your turn.
#88 to #86 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
Really? Do I have to get my books and explain myself to you? I think not. I do not think you'd understand the terms that appear in the books. Your sources are websites ... very credible and certainly your links are broken. Well done.
#90 to #88 - DrollHumor (01/29/2013) [-]
Please get your books. I'm obviously interested in this topic. I can Google terms I am unfamiliar with. My sources are websites because I am not yet a med student, I'm just a freshman in college trying to to get my Bachelors of Science. My links are too long, FJ got lazy. Copy paste them instead of clicking. Except the second one, it needs an L on the end.
#44 - lunacy (01/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 - kolpster (01/29/2013) [-]
maybe he filled the condom up with water afterwards...
User avatar #31 - TarnRazor (01/29/2013) [-]
How many balls does he have so as to produce that much semen?!
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#26 to #25 - emmyizme (01/29/2013) [-]
What in the fuck does that have to do with anything?
What in the fuck does that have to do with anything?
#27 to #26 - kmichel (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm in a bad mood today. Maybe I'll delete the comment even though the fact is true. I just read about that yesterday.
#29 to #27 - photonmik (01/29/2013) [-]
What did you say?
#141 to #29 - kmichel (01/30/2013) [-]
Something related to how the rate of abortion among African Americans is 5x higher than it is for the rest of the country.
#142 to #141 - photonmik (01/30/2013) [-]
Hah.
#21 - ludislavonac (01/29/2013) [-]
18 years at least* gif more or less unrelated
18 years at least* gif more or less unrelated
User avatar #35 to #21 - matannn (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh god I love that movie, it's called trip to Europe or something?
User avatar #37 to #35 - ludislavonac (01/29/2013) [-]
Eurotrip I think
User avatar #38 to #37 - matannn (01/29/2013) [-]
Hvala (tek sam sad primjetio da si iz hr)
User avatar #39 to #38 - ludislavonac (01/29/2013) [-]
hehe ništa, na hrv se zove ludi provod u europi, uživaj
User avatar #41 to #39 - matannn (01/29/2013) [-]
I ti
#24 to #21 - yulster (01/29/2013) [-]
I love this movie
User avatar #33 to #24 - samby (01/29/2013) [-]
and what movie would that be if I may ask?
#77 to #52 - yulster (01/29/2013) [-]
ahh this guy... what a sound guy
#19 - TheAlmightyZero (01/29/2013) [-]
He is the only person I have seen who is brave enough to post content with 9GAG on the side and act normal about it.
#48 to #19 - desacabose (01/29/2013) [-]
Earlier today I swapped my coffee with a guy's Iced Coffee when you went to the bathroom
#42 to #19 - theshadowed (01/29/2013) [-]
We've all done it, you just hope no one notices
#14 - flogrymolly (01/29/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it be almost 19 years? I'm assuming he means the pain is over when the child reaches 18, but I'm sure the 9 months of pregnency aren't much fun either...
User avatar #16 to #14 - ffx (01/29/2013) [-]
And that's if the kid leaves at 18. Most people begin leaving their parents house around their early 20's not at 18.
#18 to #16 - flogrymolly (01/29/2013) [-]
True...But at least then you can ask him to cut his hair, get a job, and pay some of his own shit.
#105 to #18 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
If a parent has a problem with the length of their child's hair (especially when they're 18), they are a huge asshole. Same with music, clothing style, etc. That shit shouldn't matter.
#107 to #105 - flogrymolly (01/29/2013) [-]
Actually, that part is just an internal joke between me and a few friends, and doesn't really carry any weight in the sentence there, ignore it. Sorry if I hurt your feelings anon.
#111 to #107 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
I know. I was just making a comment on that particular part as it provoked thought and I felt the need to express it. You didn't have to reply.
#113 to #111 - flogrymolly (01/29/2013) [-]
Then I apologise again. I will quit replying.
#11 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
I tripped over a black cat and fell under a ladder knocking over a salt shaker.
When i tried to throw salt over my shoulder to counteract the bad luck, I broke a mirror into seven pieces which then broke into seven pieces each. One of the shards of glass flew into my box of condoms which caused my son.


User avatar #62 to #11 - UberAndrew (01/29/2013) [-]
And then you find out your son is the antichrist.
#10 - ljubav (01/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 to #10 - sosdani (01/29/2013) [-]
somebody make this FJ compatible, please!
#9 - anamenotaken ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - xdemonix (01/29/2013) [-]
9gag watermark
master infiltrator
#40 to #6 - matannn (01/29/2013) [-]
Meh, leave it alone, most of the users came here from 9gag in the last 6 months, and tbh only problem is resurrecting dead memes or trying to make things into memes, all of the comments here suck anyway
Meh, leave it alone, most of the users came here from 9gag in the last 6 months, and tbh only problem is resurrecting dead memes or trying to make things into memes, all of the comments here suck anyway
#15 to #6 - theugandanhero (01/29/2013) [-]
Maybe we all just grew up and don't really care where the funny comes from anymore?
Maybe we all just grew up and don't really care where the funny comes from anymore?
#45 to #15 - hellsjester (01/29/2013) [-]
as long as it isn't oc..... damn ops....
#3 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
i dont get it?? are we laughing at the salt and the mirror? whats the thing at the bottom?
User avatar #4 to #3 - secondtimearound (01/29/2013) [-]
That's a condom with a hole in it, meaning that when the guy came inside, all the cum actually didn't stay inside the condom--instead, it came out the hole the broken condom had.

So the guy is stuck with that chick taking care of the baby and losing his life forever (18 yrs or bad luck)
some shit like that
#2 - kevintoday (01/29/2013) [-]
9gag content?
User avatar #7 to #2 - skidbladnir (01/29/2013) [-]
There is simply too much 9fag content on fj the last days.
#20 to #7 - txikaze (01/29/2013) [-]
And it got thumbed up to some of the tip content slots. So, what's your problem? most of FJ's content comes from another website.
#125 to #20 - kevintoday (01/29/2013) [-]
you're right actually. this site is only about 20% actual oc. i'm just confused by the fact that 9gag content ends up on the frontpage of a website that claims to want nothing to do with it. i even got thumbed down for my comment which was relatively neutral.
#28 to #20 - skidbladnir (01/29/2013) [-]
It is just that I thought FJ doesn´t like 9gag and now I wonder why we have so much content from them.
But you seem to be very butthurt about that. May this help you.
#97 to #28 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
It's not that there is much more content from 9gag.
It's just that because of their new watermark system you can spot them.
Half of the FJ's "frontpage" is taken from the 9gag's "What's hot" and half of the 9gag's... well you get my point :)

That's the way it's walways been and that's the way it'll always be.
User avatar #1 - majordraco (01/29/2013) [-]
That's a shitload of seamen, did that condom come from a horse?
User avatar #75 to #1 - tobiuseaton (01/29/2013) [-]
Maybe they filled it with water to check for holes..
User avatar #71 to #1 - codygroh (01/29/2013) [-]
I think you mean semen...
User avatar #17 to #1 - zappasc (01/29/2013) [-]
It just came from OP's first gay encounter
#12 to #1 - ximo (01/29/2013) [-]
>Shitload of SeaMen.
User avatar #80 to #12 - condormcninja (01/29/2013) [-]
*shipload
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