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    #144 - anon id: b78d4d65
    Reply0
    (01/30/2013)[-]
    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
    #142 - orangebudd
    Reply-1
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF
    User avatar#140 - themastertroller
    Reply+4
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    saw Dat and Crayfish and immediately knew what was going to happen.

    i still fell for it
    #139 - anon id: 046996f1
    Reply0
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Korean given names have two syllables. Vietnamese would have been more realistic.

    3/10 - good effort
    #136 - xxangelisxx
    Reply+1
    (01/29/2013)[-]
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    #130 - Zaitsev
    Reply+1
    (01/29/2013)[-]
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    #129 - arstya
    Reply+6
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    How did he pass that thing? ._.
    How did he pass that thing? ._.
    #141 to #129 - dharkmoswen
    Reply0
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Painfully
    Painfully
    #125 - stopeatingshit
    Reply+10
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    BRAVO!!! 1,000,000,000,000 internets to you my good sir!!
    BRAVO!!! 1,000,000,000,000 internets to you my good sir!!
    #143 to #125 - fuckthepolice
    Reply0
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Typical mac user.

    posted from a mac
    User avatar#124 - doyouevenupload
    Reply+29
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    GUYS LISTEN, ASAINS ACTUALLY CAN'T DIGEST CRAYFISH SHELLS
    this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can't digest crayfish by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

    I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

    YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
    THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
    #123 - TrevorNorris
    Reply+1
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Good lord that punchline was flawless...
    Good lord that punchline was flawless...
    #120 - awesomeradish
    Reply0
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    i laughed more at the 'catching/cockblocking crayfish' part than I did at the actual punchline
    #118 - noutvissers
    Reply+33
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    MFW >"On a scale of ching to chong"
    MFW >"On a scale of ching to chong"
    #127 to #118 - sourbewwy
    Reply+1
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Anyone have the video link of what made simon do this?
    Anyone have the video link of what made simon do this?
    User avatar#131 to #127 - mycatislookingatme
    Reply+1
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Someone said that one of the female judges is a talentless bitch that usues autotune or somthing.

    I'll track it down for you.
    #133 to #131 - sourbewwy
    Reply+1
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Thank you
    Thank you
    User avatar#134 to #133 - mycatislookingatme
    Reply+1
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrB4wgr2ygE Vóila.
    #135 to #134 - sourbewwy
    Reply+2
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Hahaha thanks
    Hahaha thanks
    User avatar#128 to #127 - nimba
    Reply0
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    NGAF
    User avatar#116 - rabbitfaster
    Reply0
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    My ******* god that was great. Seriously, I have not laughed that hard in a while.
    #112 - anon id: 25915a65
    Reply0
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    I see no mind reading in this
    User avatar#110 - bluelight
    Reply+4
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    i laugh harder at this then i should have
    User avatar#105 - snakefire
    Reply+2
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    asians can actually read minds
    #104 - emmyizme
    Reply+2
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Why do I never see these coming?
    Why do I never see these coming?
    #101 - expert
    Reply+2
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    "On a scale of ching to chong"; I lost it there.
    #97 - creosote
    Reply+6
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    That punchline was just magnificent.
    That punchline was just magnificent.
    #96 - fuckthepolice
    Reply+11
    (01/29/2013)[-]
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