| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Show:   Top Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
Show All Replies
User avatar #19 - curiustheamazing (01/29/2013) [-]
I WANT TO BE THE GUN :D
#17 - gimmetheporn ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
The DPx H.E.S.T. is fucking garbage.
User avatar #25 to #17 - PunxsatownyPhil (01/29/2013) [-]
Just looks like a knife to me. So at least in this context, I agree with you.
User avatar #32 to #25 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
Gimmicky knives in general are garbage. In fact, as a good rule of thumb, almost any knife that normally sells for under 75 dollars is mediocre at best, and totally shoddy and a hazard to your fingers at worst
#43 to #32 - gimmetheporn ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
This is the CRKT Sting.

I've used mine to cut open cans of food and ammo tins, and the blade has yet to show any damage for it. On top of it, I've never cut myself on it.

It's $60.
User avatar #46 to #43 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
ckrt is a phenominal knife company, and is the exception to the rule of ALMOST every knife under 75. I have a kershaw blur for edc, a SOG seal pup for being in the woods n shit, and a benchmade presidio auto for defense when I don't have my gun on me
#48 to #46 - gimmetheporn ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
So why tell the good plebs to purchase based on price alone?
User avatar #49 to #48 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm talking mainly about folders. Most quality folders are very expensive. And don't get me started on autos. You can get a lot of good quality fixed blade knives at around 50 bucks.
User avatar #52 to #49 - gimmetheporn ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
Alright then, proper point made.
User avatar #56 to #52 - VikingSharkPANCH (01/29/2013) [-]
Folding knives under 50 that are good quality though:
SOG Flash 2
Buck 110
Kershaw Scallion, Leek, Chive, Cryo, Skyline
These are just ones that I have personally used, you have to go by company, not price
User avatar #53 to #52 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
I almost lost my thumb to a shitty auto my friend had. I think my exact words were "Dude, you're gonna lose a finger with this piece of shit." Then boom, fuckin blade blew through the side of my thumb without me even pushing the release
#26 to #25 - gimmetheporn ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
Allow me to shed some light:

It's purported to be a "Hostile Environment Survival Tool", thus the name. While the maker slaps the word "titanium" all over it, only part of the frame-work is actual titanium, and the blade is merely coated in it.

It has a "glass breaker" in the handle, which can be switched out with a set of screwdriver bits, and neither is actually all that useful because they're tiny as fuck.

Also, any blade that folds is a terrible thing to have your life depend on. Hinges are fragile.

0/10, would not operate with.
User avatar #27 to #26 - PunxsatownyPhil (01/29/2013) [-]
Hahaha, oh wow
#28 to #27 - gimmetheporn ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
Exactly.

Now, the Swiss blade at the bottom?

Do want, very badly.
User avatar #33 to #28 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
>"Hinges are fragile"
>"I want that thing with many hinges!"

Confirmed for not knowing shit about knives
#36 to #33 - gimmetheporn ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
It's the context of their existance, shitdick.

The Swiss knife is sold as a multi-tool, which it does quite well. The HEST is sold as a survival knife, which it does NOT do well.

Learn to understand knives before you go saying I don't.
User avatar #38 to #36 - existance (01/29/2013) [-]
Bend over, please.
#41 to #38 - gimmetheporn ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
*sighs*

Fine.
User avatar #44 to #41 - existance (01/29/2013) [-]
You have summoned Gotham's Wreckoning. What the fuck do you want?
#47 to #44 - gimmetheporn ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm trying to explain to this young gentleman that there's a difference between a survival knife and a multi-tool.

Something he can't seem to grasp.

I'm sorry you got caught up in this.
#51 to #47 - existance (01/29/2013) [-]
It's fine.

Survival blades are blades that fucking hurt when you get cut.

Multi-tools have more than one blade attached

You're welcome.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
Thumbing me down cuz you don't know shit about knives? I know that knife is shit, but it's not because it has a hinge. Almost every quality folder is worth using in a life or death situation. By your own logic, using a folder makes it weak, and not worth putting your life on, which is exactly what you'd be doing with that multi-tool, fuckwit.
#40 to #37 - gimmetheporn ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
You use a multi-tool as a tool, not something to hang your life in the balance with.   
   
Fucking hell. You're hopeless.
You use a multi-tool as a tool, not something to hang your life in the balance with.

Fucking hell. You're hopeless.
User avatar #42 to #40 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
So tools are for what now? You're gonna use that saw and everything else on an everyday basis? No? That's right, because if you DID use any of those tools regularly you'd have full-sized tools, not some tool thats supposed to be used in an emergency, and compromises the quality of every tool in order to have more of them.
#50 to #42 - gimmetheporn ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
If you're trying to use a multi-tool for heavy work, you've already fucked up.   
   
They're for convenience. You carry them in case you require one of their compact, but accessible, features.   
   
Ipso-facto, NOT while being innawoods.   
   
That's what a proper, heavy survival knife is for.
If you're trying to use a multi-tool for heavy work, you've already fucked up.

They're for convenience. You carry them in case you require one of their compact, but accessible, features.

Ipso-facto, NOT while being innawoods.

That's what a proper, heavy survival knife is for.
#13 - zandersave (01/29/2013) [-]
But will it blend?
User avatar #12 - darkoblivion (01/29/2013) [-]
the 6th one is just a knife...
User avatar #34 to #12 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
A shitty one at that. Avoid gimmicky knives at all times
#11 - iamthebirdman (01/29/2013) [-]
Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!
#8 - fuckyourtoast (01/29/2013) [-]
>mfw listening to music underwater for the first time

best purchase ever
#6 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
What's wrong with that clock? It says 20:25 but a clock only has 12 hours...
User avatar #10 to #6 - popkornking ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you just didn't know. Many countries and certain institutions (like the military) use a 24 hour clock, which starts at 0 o'clock (midnight) and goes all the way to 23:59 at night.
#14 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
how would that clock show 11:48
User avatar #21 to #14 - thebenders ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
like this 11:48
User avatar #15 to #14 - popkornking ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
That is a very good question
#7 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
Not sure if weak troll or just stupid.
User avatar #4 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2013) [-]
Whats so goddamn special about the HEST pocketknife?
User avatar #3 - bigblacknegro (01/28/2013) [-]
the swimmer has a Sony walkman thingy. i've seen it in a video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBFYogrL44I
#1 - kingsombra ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
This will keep your virginity safe
#45 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
can get one on this is why im broke
#9 to #1 - Ironicide (01/29/2013) [-]
I'd seriously love to have on of these...
User avatar #2 to #1 - carlosthehobo (01/28/2013) [-]
I wish the guy who made these would make more
#5 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (01/28/2013) [-]
you can order them off of his website..........
User avatar #18 to #5 - superunclesam (01/29/2013) [-]
Yeah but he only makes so many. He doesn't always take orders if he's too busy.
 Friends (0)