relevant to my cat

I knew a guy that had two different colors on his eyes.
Then he was in an accident at work, and got smashed across the face with a steel cable. It gave him a massive scar across his face that made it look like his head was stitched together out of two separate faces. But then he found a great wife and was happy. About a year later he died in a car accident. It was really sad, because he was a really nice guy, and everyone that knew him loved him.

someone needs to put it between two pieces of toast, and make it poop thumbs

now to get humans to have these kinds of eyes.
oh well would ya look at that?

so cute.

I smell front page