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#345 - noonesperfect ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, closer to the heart
#338 - SomeSortofBacon (01/28/2013) [-]
All the haters
All the haters
#337 - arearea (01/28/2013) [-]
i kinda like your comics   
they dont deserve the 						********					 you get   
keep up the oc   
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i kinda like your comics
they dont deserve the ******** you get
keep up the oc
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#336 - germankillzone (01/28/2013) [-]
So...Am i the only one who likes playing with my girlfriends rolls?
#347 to #336 - pharoahemonch (01/28/2013) [-]
Nah you're not - I hear plenty of other guys like playing with your girl's rolls too
User avatar #523 to #347 - germankillzone (01/28/2013) [-]
...Im actually gonna give you that
User avatar #340 to #336 - reican (01/28/2013) [-]
But who is Francis?
#334 - hypex (01/28/2013) [-]
mfw haters
mfw whiteknights hating haters
mfw haters hating whiteknights hating haters
mfw circle of life FJ
User avatar #333 - darkangeloffire ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
I can relate. My gf doesn't like it when I touch her stomach and she hasn't told me why. I don't care one way or the other about that, though this comic is one I related to. So good job.
#332 - notatroll (01/28/2013) [-]
getting better
User avatar #330 - ninjascantcatchme (01/28/2013) [-]
What a trash.
User avatar #534 to #330 - ninjascantcatchme (01/28/2013) [-]
I don't even care this **** is just terrible and stupid.
User avatar #324 - whiplasher (01/28/2013) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah...when my girlfriend does that I think of her heart...
#317 - trolololer (01/28/2013) [-]
Hey tardaasa haters... another one of her comics made front page. umadbro????????
lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
#311 - datgermanguy (01/28/2013) [-]
"closer to her heart" - touches right breast
#310 - weenieandthebutt (01/28/2013) [-]
MFW reading this post and then realising that I've never been in a relationship and missed out on all the magic.
MFW reading this post and then realising that I've never been in a relationship and missed out on all the magic.
User avatar #335 to #310 - manofparody (01/28/2013) [-]
You're lucky.
Been 3 years since I've been in a relationship... Friend from high school really liked me and tried to hook up with me several times. Finally decided to date her. 3 weeks later, she leaves me for some ****** (Yes, pants-below-his-waist, no job, can't talk for **** , ****** ) who has no job and neither does she, and moves in with him. She cheated on me with him and apparently used me to take her out to eat. (Broke up with her yesterday)
My friend for 6 years, and close friend for the last one, chased me for years and then threw it away. She goes through relationships like a crack head goes through crack.
It being a 3 week relationship, you would think it wouldn't hurt, but what people fail to understand is she's an old friend, and in every other relationship I've been in, they have all cheated on me. I am 20 years old and I am a virgin. The only girl I've ever actually kissed was the girl that I left yesterday.
Do. Not. Ever. Be. Jealous. Of. Relationships.
Being single is better than being used.
#344 to #335 - kabala (01/28/2013) [-]
You're on'y 20 mate. I know it is annoying when people say that but it is true. You got a long life, no need to bitch out on it now.
User avatar #355 to #344 - manofparody (01/28/2013) [-]
When kids lose their virginity at the age of 14 or sometimes even less, 20 is mocked in this society. You're talking about the generation of constant sex and drugs. I'm fairly attractive and I'm the type of person that everybody knows and loves (In a non-conceited way).
Also, keep in mind I never actually kissed a girl until the last few weeks.
#378 to #355 - kabala (01/28/2013) [-]
Then buy yourself a call girl if it means that much to you to get laid. What do you want me to do? Give you a handy under the table?
#404 to #378 - manofparody (01/28/2013) [-]
Please.
Please.
#454 to #404 - kabala (01/28/2013) [-]
You will tell no one of this.
#343 to #335 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Been 3 years
Broke up with her yesterday
Wat
User avatar #352 to #343 - manofparody (01/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, was figuring people would be smart enough to put that math together and say that 3 years until I started dating her.
#342 to #335 - weenieandthebutt (01/28/2013) [-]
1) I feel for ya bro   
2) We've all been deceived, used, hurt and manipulated by evil cunt bitches before (though not to the extreme magitiude of your case).    
3) I've flirted and enticed girls before in nightclubs, only for them to go off with some random 						******					 vulture.    
4) Some people are just meant to stick as friends. I can understand the friendzone in a way. Thus, this is why I tend to go for new girls.   
5) I'm 23, still a virgin and didn't get my spell of snogging sessions 'til the age of 21 21 and a half.   
6) It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
1) I feel for ya bro
2) We've all been deceived, used, hurt and manipulated by evil cunt bitches before (though not to the extreme magitiude of your case).
3) I've flirted and enticed girls before in nightclubs, only for them to go off with some random ****** vulture.
4) Some people are just meant to stick as friends. I can understand the friendzone in a way. Thus, this is why I tend to go for new girls.
5) I'm 23, still a virgin and didn't get my spell of snogging sessions 'til the age of 21 21 and a half.
6) It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
User avatar #356 to #342 - manofparody (01/28/2013) [-]
Fun fact:
She isn't even the worst one.
#309 - Jameshaich (01/28/2013) [-]
> Be at party   
> not local, crash at house   
> Meet girl, 8/10   
> Pull moves on her   
> Sleep time   
> Sleep on couch   
> She sleeps next to me, I spoon her   
> Arm dead   
> Snoring   
> Unable to piss   
> She has the pillows   
> too beta to say anything   
mfw she asks if I slept well.
> Be at party
> not local, crash at house
> Meet girl, 8/10
> Pull moves on her
> Sleep time
> Sleep on couch
> She sleeps next to me, I spoon her
> Arm dead
> Snoring
> Unable to piss
> She has the pillows
> too beta to say anything
mfw she asks if I slept well.
#308 - terrorrizor (01/28/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #2544297 at FJ RPG ** hearts are on the left not the right.
#306 - dantemp (01/28/2013) [-]
Actually, I can relate. My gf told me to stop touching her belly several times, but her skin is so smooth I can stop my hands from going all over the place. I finally got her to tell my she didn't like it... It appears that she was holding her breath every time I do it, because she didn't want me to know how fat she is... She thinks she's fat and I can count her ribs only by looking. Women.
User avatar #348 to #306 - dengekisushi (01/28/2013) [-]
I get ticklish if anybody touches my belly.
I'm mostly nervous about guys touching my stomach because I have two belly button piercings and I don't want them to get bumped into too much.
User avatar #321 to #306 - callmesenpai (01/28/2013) [-]
I get really, really nervous if people touch my tummy (for some peculiar reason), so my boyfriend is more gentle around that area. He rests his hand there lightly so I can see that nothing bad will happen.
User avatar #312 to #306 - zombiestookmybike (01/28/2013) [-]
i don't think i'm huge or anything but i do understand this. when my boyfriend touches my stomach i start feeling really self conscious and its just easier if i move his hand. tbh he gets to touch boobs so i don't think he really minds
#318 to #312 - dantemp (01/28/2013) [-]
Well, my gf is so skinny she has almost none...
#305 - brutalfistfuck (01/28/2013) [-]
Spoony approves.
User avatar #303 - supermegasherman (01/28/2013) [-]
where are their mouths?
#302 - sniffythebird ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #301 - rogglando (01/28/2013) [-]
aaaand PUH she was pragnent...
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