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#42 - pyra (01/28/2013) [-]
#40 - macarenaoftime (01/28/2013) [-]
**macarenaoftime rolled a random image posted in comment #163614 at Ponyville ** what the prisoner really does
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#41 to #37 - nachobeldavid (01/28/2013) [-]
**nachobeldavid rolled a random image posted in comment #322123 at Friendly ** hfw
User avatar #34 - iamchicken ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
I freed him gave him 20 gold a iron sword and some fur armor followed him ALL the way to the Rift where he promptly fell into the river was washed a mile downstream and raped by a troll....
User avatar #33 - charagrin (01/28/2013) [-]
Only prisoner I ever freed took on a dragon bare handed and won. I have no idea why, but that ***** was on it like black on crime.
#30 - thebestofmurder (01/28/2013) [-]
I went to free a prisoner, I gave him my Dragonbone dagger of Paralyzing because of reasons. After fighting off the weakling guards, he set off with my dagger and immediately went to the nearest giant and was made a full Member of the S.S.P.(Skyrim Space Program)... I never found the body.   
>mfw
I went to free a prisoner, I gave him my Dragonbone dagger of Paralyzing because of reasons. After fighting off the weakling guards, he set off with my dagger and immediately went to the nearest giant and was made a full Member of the S.S.P.(Skyrim Space Program)... I never found the body.
>mfw
User avatar #29 - tkdftw (01/28/2013) [-]
The Stormcloaks are horrible racist bastards, Imperials forever.
#58 to #29 - fuckincanuck (01/28/2013) [-]
DIE IN A HOLE YOU IMPERIAL BASTARD
User avatar #60 to #58 - viscerys ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
While I disagree with the Empire's methods; many people don't know that Skyrim is important to the Empire. If they lose it, they lose everywhere else in Tamriel, and the whole continent goes into a state of ******** . (I did my research before I bought the game)
#62 to #60 - fuckincanuck (01/28/2013) [-]
although Skyrim Is important to the Empire and a lot of Nords in the Stormcloaks seem to be racist pricks when playing the game It seemed that they wanted to maintain their culture and not let a foreign oppressor (The Aldmeri Dominion through their Imperial proxies) dictate their way of life. And isn't the Empire already gutted, weak, and under the Aldmeri's thumb at that point? Why support the Empire to maintain it's "Strength" If it's already the dominion's bitch?
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#99 to #85 - fuckincanuck (01/28/2013) [-]
The Empire isn't really portraying themselves as anything but the proxies of the Thalmor in their behavior so I think that whole line about ohh we're trying to get back on our feet to fight the elves is just an excuse to keep the people of Skyrim waiting while the Thalmor's butt boys strengthen their grasp on Skyrim.
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User avatar #73 to #62 - viscerys ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
There should be another questline after the Imperial one to go on a campaign to kick the **** out of the Aldmeri Dominion.
User avatar #27 - lulzdealer ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
the prisoners are usually stormcloak soldiers. they just head back to Windhelm.
User avatar #24 - Namezone ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
i ran up to a prisoner, shared my items. I gave him some food, some coin, a set of armor and a weapon, a book to read, and (because of the mod Skyhighrim) some amphetamines. I set him free, killed the guards, and watched him walk down the road. Just before he got out of sight, four bandits attacked him. He killed them all in a meth rage. it was beautiful, i watched this new man walk away free, heading back to the Stormcloak army. heading back with somewhere around thirty doses of meth.
#101 to #24 - hintai (01/29/2013) [-]
You gave him some coin?
User avatar #98 to #24 - stillnotbob ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Inb4 Breaking Bad references
User avatar #94 to #24 - masdercheef ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
you are amazing and I am wishing that I had PC skyrim right now...
User avatar #32 to #24 - charagrin (01/28/2013) [-]
That was beautiful.
User avatar #31 to #24 - PenguinsOfMars (01/28/2013) [-]
I have skyrim for pc but i haven't played it yet as i beat it for xbox. What are some great mods to get?
User avatar #68 to #31 - daentraya (01/28/2013) [-]
Those who add challenge to this goddahm game.. And not just challenge as in giving the enemies more hp and such.
skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/23826 This is full of gameplay enhancement mods. Find what you want. Frostfall gives you Hypothermia. It's a great challenge. Sperg has lots of overall stuff. Look for such mods that has all in one
If you really like having a follower, i can try to find one that worked great for me, albeit a little buggy. A simple mod that removes locations and enemy marks on your upper list, together with deactivating the floating markers may work for you. Me, i get lost too dahm much, because I'm an idiot
If you start a new game, do it with Alternate start - live another live.
Depending on what you want to play as, take some time to find a great mod for it. Only have a few mods, and make sure they're compatible.
Dont bother with pretty mods. Have mods for gameplay.
Mods are serious business, so get modding and started
#57 to #31 - onceknownsober (01/28/2013) [-]
My favourite is monster mod, which (as the name kinda indicates) adds a bunch of more monsters to kill. This makes the experience more varied and more challenging (some of the monsters are really hard to beat) also just check out the skyrim nexus top 10 mods, they are usually amazing.
User avatar #26 to #24 - warzon (01/28/2013) [-]
"Woah man.
I can see dragons and **** ."
#22 - irishlawyer ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
they actually go to windhelm, and disappear at the gates
#21 - steavo (01/28/2013) [-]
...and that's why you don't free prisoners you morons.
#19 - patriotpenguin (01/28/2013) [-]
chasing the priosner   
makes his way to rorikstead    
have daedric arrow with his name on it   
aim at him, realize hes a free man and probably has family there   
sheath ebony bow   
dragon lands and breaths fire on him
chasing the priosner
makes his way to rorikstead
have daedric arrow with his name on it
aim at him, realize hes a free man and probably has family there
sheath ebony bow
dragon lands and breaths fire on him
User avatar #43 to #19 - palmtoyourface (01/28/2013) [-]
How i hear that song: (i LOVE Dahler Mehendi btw)
All along, watch you pumping my retard,
so you fill me with tar,
and you party, laying bears!

(youtube.com/watch?v=rdG_fey4_ow)
User avatar #28 to #19 - trollofhalo (01/28/2013) [-]
Aauu re bah stick-a-hump-a baddy gah shtimp a guud in do gaaah.

I am of Indian Heritage, and this is how I hear that song/
User avatar #25 to #19 - Zaxplab (01/28/2013) [-]
sees stormcloak prisoner
frees him
gives him my staff of fireballs in hopes that he will become my follower
I kill the imperial soldiers
turn around looking for him
he's no where to be seen
never heard from him again.
***** stole my staff
#50 to #25 - eiyven (01/28/2013) [-]
Well, you DID give it to him...
#17 - piercehawthorne (01/28/2013) [-]
Well, i guess some of them do have to be prisoners for a reason.
User avatar #15 - xxkosukexx (01/28/2013) [-]
Everytime i free prisoner i just kill him afterwards lol
User avatar #14 - eddiethead (01/28/2013) [-]
I followed one, but he got mauled by a bear.
I had fun watching.
User avatar #10 - Kyue (01/28/2013) [-]
I've freed a few dozen prisoners. The only one that I'll ever remember is the man I set free, ran 15 feet, stepped on a bear trap, and died.
User avatar #47 to #10 - failtolawl ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
open world games are the greatest thing ever.
User avatar #7 - magicalsteve (01/28/2013) [-]
I don't understand the "share items" option. His inventory is always empty because.. well he's a prisoner. but am i supposed to give him a sword or something?
#9 to #7 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
You can give him a weapon so he can help fight the guards, and armor so he's less likely to be killed during the fighting
#12 to #9 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
i once gave him daedric armor for the 						****					 of it...   
he still 						*******					 died...   
they always die...
i once gave him daedric armor for the **** of it...
he still ******* died...
they always die...
User avatar #8 to #7 - SonofChuck (01/28/2013) [-]
I just give the prisoner a weapon to fight with and some extra armor if I have any.
#20 to #8 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
They've never equipped it when I've done that.
#6 - Nullifier (01/28/2013) [-]
I was playing earlier, I sneak-punched the prisoner who then turned on me and attacked me (naturally). The guards noticed, and flipped **** , stabbing him repeatedly through the face and chest with their swords, then nonchalantly went along their business, stopping only to mutter "You're interfering with official Imperial business"
>mfw
User avatar #39 to #6 - charasmaticjdub (01/28/2013) [-]
That picture and comment made me pee a little.
User avatar #97 to #39 - Nullifier (01/28/2013) [-]
Good...good...
#5 - kaarvaag (01/28/2013) [-]
This actually happened to me yesterday. I freed the prisoner and he ran for a little while before he decided to box a bear.
#23 to #5 - SgtBaha (01/28/2013) [-]
How'd that go?
#93 to #23 - kaarvaag (01/28/2013) [-]
Well I obviously tried saving the man, but I think he was suicidal. It's a shame, I though he would be my friend
User avatar #36 to #23 - Danzig (01/28/2013) [-]
Well after the fight, the prisoner and the bear went to get some beers, chatted for a while, and now they're good friends.
#3 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Dat Grammer
#35 to #3 - starswirl (01/28/2013) [-]
Mmmmm 						******					 you in a world of hate now
Mmmmm ****** you in a world of hate now
User avatar #4 to #3 - epiclyFAiL (01/28/2013) [-]
Dat irony.
User avatar #11 to #4 - thefurie ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Dat name
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