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#102 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#109 to #102 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Please post this onto www.Yahooanswers.com! make sure you go to "edit my preferences" and go to "privacy and communications" and set you Q&A to only contacts, and same with your "answers network"

Only post it as answers, don't post it as a question because if you post it twice your account will be suspended, but you can post it up to 7 times on each account without your account being suspended!

Also post it onto www.justjared.com, and www.perezhilton.com
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User avatar #95 - warrenzthehero (01/28/2013) [-]
Maybe the map doesn't pick up animals?
#96 to #95 - justleavefagmin (01/28/2013) [-]
It picked up Peter Pettigrew, if you haven't read the books or seen the movie.
You probably should have inferred that.
User avatar #97 to #96 - warrenzthehero (01/28/2013) [-]
I read the books and saw the movies, but it's been awhile.

Under what context did it pick up Peter Pettigrew? Rat or Human form?
#98 to #97 - justleavefagmin (01/28/2013) [-]
Rat form, as Harry was sneaking out because he saw the name, he turned to where the name was as it walked by him, and he saw nothing.
User avatar #99 to #98 - warrenzthehero (01/28/2013) [-]
Huh.
I mean, if it picked up animals as well as humans, it'd be positively unreadable with all of the actual rats, and spiders, and toads, and cats, and owls, and everything.

Or maybe, it only revealed the name of Peter then because Harry knew Peter was a rat.

I dunno, like I said, it's been a long while. Years at least.
User avatar #134 to #99 - psykobear (01/28/2013) [-]
Harry, at the time, didn't know about Peter Pettigrew.
And, it would show the names of those who are actually humans transformed into animals, or animagi.
#105 to #99 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
or maybe because every animal in the world isnt just a transformed human. but that rat was
+1
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User avatar #120 to #103 - warrenzthehero (01/28/2013) [-]
Okay, I do not remember it showing Barty Crouch instead of Moody's name. Hell, I barely remember the map's involvement at all in that book/movie!
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User avatar #90 to #89 - fourtwentt (01/28/2013) [-]
flying*
User avatar #80 - Crusader ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
I don't think that Ron actually kept him in bed with him
User avatar #81 to #80 - victoryismine (01/28/2013) [-]
Read the books. Yes. Yes he did.
User avatar #83 to #81 - Crusader ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Meh, still, the map doesn't show the Burrow, only Hogwarts and the grounds.
User avatar #124 to #83 - victoryismine (01/28/2013) [-]
The above is referring to the time spent at Hogwarts.
User avatar #85 to #83 - manter (01/28/2013) [-]
When they were at Hogwarts, he had the rat in his bed.
User avatar #86 to #85 - Crusader ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Not all the time, remember when Harry uses it and he sees the name go by, I would think that scabbers would scurry off at night.
User avatar #135 to #86 - psykobear (01/28/2013) [-]
True, not all the time, but more often than not.
#79 - schmuckk (01/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #76 - snipys (01/28/2013) [-]
**snipys rolls 726**
User avatar #74 - DiabloStrawhat (01/28/2013) [-]
Well the map is only at Hogwarts, and the twins were probably too busy with their zany hijinks to check in on their baby brother in the middle of the night.
#70 - warrollan (01/28/2013) [-]
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#65 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
For anyone that didn't understand the joke...

Ron Weasley's rat was actually a man named peter (something or rathter) that was turned into a rat prior to Ron Weasley receiving said rat.

The Marauders map in his brothers' possession let them see the names of anyone on the map, and where they were.

Stopped reading the books after the 4th one, back in like '01? something like that... so my info might be a bit off.

I'm sure someone is going to come in and be anal about it and correct everything I just said.
User avatar #82 to #65 - sonicg (01/28/2013) [-]
Correct. I just now finished watching that movie, never read any of the books though so my 'knowledge' is very minuscule on the subject.
#71 to #65 - questionquota (01/28/2013) [-]
Peter Pettigrew, sir
#67 to #65 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
You are correct you, ******* !
User avatar #77 to #67 - datspidey (01/28/2013) [-]
Tell me if you see something wrong with this sentence: "You idiot! You're right!"
#69 to #67 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
False, Wormtail was an animagus with the form of a rat. He was not turned into one.
User avatar #93 to #69 - thefirespike (01/28/2013) [-]
Well, technically, he was turned into one... By himself
User avatar #92 to #69 - angelmatvey (01/28/2013) [-]
Like somebody who doesn't even understand the joke is going to know what the hell an Animagus is.
#64 - edmondc (01/28/2013) [-]
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#63 - ndiliciousa (01/28/2013) [-]
Faggot. Ten points from Gryffindor.
#60 - moustachefingers (01/28/2013) [-]
The Marauder's Relevance
The Marauder's Relevance
#59 - absolyst (01/28/2013) [-]
Haven't noticed that before
Haven't noticed that before
User avatar #58 - notsolonleyisland (01/28/2013) [-]
im gonna have to re-evaluate my childhood now...
#56 - vatra (01/28/2013) [-]
Ron's face when confronted by the twins
#54 - puredeliciousness ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
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