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#50 - thebronykindthree **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#48 - ItsMeBaby (01/27/2013) [-]
Where did he get an oompa loompas cell phone number
#45 - jalthelas (01/27/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #262215 at Friendly **



Spaghetti
#42 - vissova (01/27/2013) [-]
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#41 - Snothead (01/27/2013) [-]
**Snothead rolled a random image posted in comment #2734451 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** And you keep wondering why you're being friendzoned.....
User avatar #46 to #41 - pianoasis (01/27/2013) [-]
nice roll, but I'm 100% certain he did it on purpose
User avatar #47 to #46 - Snothead (01/27/2013) [-]
Could be :)
#66 to #40 - ihaveakeyboard (01/28/2013) [-]
holy **** , you are kidding me?!?!
this damn song comes on at this exact moment
holy **** I am irrationality excited by this
mfw
User avatar #34 - liljxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
she seemed nervous,
but on the surface she was calm and ready
#37 to #34 - fuckedbyapony (01/27/2013) [-]
TO DROP BOMBS
but she kept on spaggetin
User avatar #69 to #37 - thelegitmetalhead (01/28/2013) [-]
What she wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
#33 - extravix (01/27/2013) [-]
Mom's spaghetti
#32 - kingofhazard (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - yourfavoritetroll (01/27/2013) [-]
What's her Kik OP so we can LE TROLOL too! brokencondomchild
#28 - ompalomper (01/27/2013) [-]
this

all of my this
User avatar #26 - JosephDecreux ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
*two weeks later* 'I dont get why im still single, girls just go for the douchebags'
User avatar #179 to #26 - daentraya (01/28/2013) [-]
But that was brilliant and utterly hilarious. I thought making girls laugh was the way to go
User avatar #25 - ishalltroll (01/27/2013) [-]
Remember kids.
If she won't eat your spaghetti she ain't worth the sauce.
#22 - cghdj (01/27/2013) [-]
so is this the plot for Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2??
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#20 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 to #20 - verby ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh **** not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my ****
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier torti give money please game"
>"Are you okay?"
> **** breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
cont.
#24 to #23 - verby ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
>he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
>Gamestop employee is covered in **** and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my **** has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and **** intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and **** blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my ****
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the comsos with my gleaming **** and spaghetti trail
and there ya go
#121 to #24 - vexaton (01/28/2013) [-]
First thing on funnyjunk to make me laugh till I've cried!
First thing on funnyjunk to make me laugh till I've cried!
User avatar #36 to #24 - buttplugmaster (01/27/2013) [-]
Oh dear god i can't stop laughing
User avatar #31 to #24 - yourfavoritetroll (01/27/2013) [-]
Thus Scientology was created..
User avatar #19 - rel (01/27/2013) [-]
Plz respond
User avatar #18 - ruckallthefules ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
This made me think of /watch?v=d3HErOOaAfs
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