I once read a post about a guy who told us how he followed /b/ advice and fucked a dolphin, only to end up getting the head of his dick ripped to pieces.

So no, I won't fuck a dolphin.

MFW reading that guy's story.

Semi-Related

MFW description.

lemme give some information ...

a male dolphin penis isn't hard and erect like ours, instead it comes out of a 'sheath', when necesary and thanks to being so slender, it can fuck the female in various positions

i once saw a /b/ post in response to this, claiming that someone penis was ripped off or something after trying to fuck a dolphin, no clue if that's true, haven't tried myself

i just felt like sharing this info, please don't ask me why i know the first part

dolphins can't give blowjobs

I'm quite sure the muscle of the dolphin vagina could crush your dick...

There is, and I shit you not, a book about a guy who fucked a dolphin. It's an autobiography.
It's called Wet Goddess. Look that shit up.

"Women cannot. (I can, actually)"
Post lost all its credibility.

because I'm not a strong swimmer (pic un-related)

He has a point.

This thread then went on for a while until someone got his dick ripped off by dolphin vagina tightening and ripping his dick off. Think twice. Especially when it's on /b/.

NSFW bro... NSFW

Is this considered porn?