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#22 - verinenhimo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 - benotter (01/28/2013) [-]
http://www.insolitology.com/guides/						***********					.htm   
For Any questions you may have, this is apparently a real thing, that actual people do.   
Dolphin 						*******					,   
Its whats for Desert.
http://www.insolitology.com/guides/ *********** .htm
For Any questions you may have, this is apparently a real thing, that actual people do.
Dolphin ******* ,
Its whats for Desert.
#66 to #21 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
WHY DID I GO TO THAT LINK!?!
#43 to #21 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
i have a boner
#31 to #21 - oxYKellark (01/28/2013) [-]
Not that I wouldnt try it. But im not about to drive down to flordia. to find a dolphin.
#30 to #21 - sometimeswefuck (01/28/2013) [-]
****** female dolphins...
#19 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/28/2013) [-]
"A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length.

Due to the size of a dolphin's member, the best you can do with a male dolphin is to ********** him. Missionary position or anal sex are both out of the question. Also, be careful : when those things shoot, they shoot. Remember what your mom told you about trains and get out of the way.

The female dolphin can be either *********** or ****** , depending on your gender. Roll the dolphin gently to her side, belly towards you, and prop yourself on an elbow to stay face-to-face with her."
#20 to #19 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/28/2013) [-]
weirdestboner.jpg
#18 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/28/2013) [-]
I can't argue with that
#17 - tigasingy (01/28/2013) [-]
Semi-Related
User avatar #16 - Mward (01/27/2013) [-]
Didn't some guy get the skin ripped off of his dick for trying this once? I mean it's a huge animal that's one big muscle, I don't know if i'd want them squeezing my dick with all their might.
User avatar #15 - defeats (01/27/2013) [-]
I'd rather not.

You'll be out there in the ocean, ******* a female dolphin and something horrible will happen.
A male dolphin will somehow find out, maybe through sound, smell, or just tingling dolphin senses. He knows what you're doing and knows what you want. He doesn't have a ****** but what he does have are a particular set of skills, skills he's acquired though serious rape tenancies, skills that make him a nightmare for any living creature with a hole, people like you.
If you leave the ocean now and stop ******* that female dolphin he will not look for you, he will not pursue you. But if you don't, the male dolphin will find you, and he will rape you.

Male dolphins even rape each other.
#10 - thatlonewolf (01/27/2013) [-]
lemme give some information ...   
   
a male dolphin penis isn't hard and erect like ours, instead it comes out of a 'sheath', when necesary and thanks to being so slender, it can 						****					 the female in various positions   
   
i once saw a /b/ post in response to this, claiming that someone penis was ripped off or something after trying to 						****					 a dolphin, no clue if that's true, haven't tried myself   
   
i just felt like sharing this info, please don't ask me why i know the first part
lemme give some information ...

a male dolphin penis isn't hard and erect like ours, instead it comes out of a 'sheath', when necesary and thanks to being so slender, it can **** the female in various positions

i once saw a /b/ post in response to this, claiming that someone penis was ripped off or something after trying to **** a dolphin, no clue if that's true, haven't tried myself

i just felt like sharing this info, please don't ask me why i know the first part
User avatar #8 - Jackimole (01/27/2013) [-]
I switched over a year and 3 months ago, and I haven't looked back. ******* dolphins has changed my life.
#4 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm seriously considering switching from women
User avatar #3 - evilanakie (01/27/2013) [-]
there muscles will rip your dick off
OFF
#1 - croc (01/27/2013) [-]
I haven't ****** a dolphin yet because I can't swim at 20 knots underwater.
User avatar #29 to #1 - ningyoaijin (01/28/2013) [-]
I like how that is your reason.
#37 to #29 - croc (01/28/2013) [-]
Trust me if you're looking for an easy score turtles are your best bet. The trick is catching them before they get in the water, otherwise you run into the same problem.
#12 to #1 - jakeattack (01/27/2013) [-]
not with that attitude
pic quite related
#11 to #1 - fantomen (01/27/2013) [-]
You don't need to.   
They'll find you.   
And then they will rape you.   
You'll never be safe around water.
You don't need to.
They'll find you.
And then they will rape you.
You'll never be safe around water.
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