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#257 - injerseyforever (01/27/2013) [-]
I bet it smells like a 						******					 						****					 in there though.
I bet it smells like a ****** **** in there though.
#254 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
User avatar #255 to #254 - fukkenname (01/27/2013) [-]
No, they cannot read minds
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#250 - raideen (01/27/2013) [-]
Day 784: The humans have still not seen through my disguise.
#246 - bronywhat (01/27/2013) [-]
So does it smell like fresh air, or an unholy pile of **** from all the rotted leaves?
#253 to #246 - fuckyouiamcat (01/27/2013) [-]
I don't want to find out. All I know is, thank God for that cork at the top. I wonder if the swamp gases would ever pop that cork off.
#299 to #253 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
The gases are constantly changing form, new ones aren't being created. There will never be a "buildup" of gases.
#244 - cheezewizz (01/27/2013) [-]
And who's the man holding the bottle? God.
#239 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
Remember doing this in secondary school
#237 - karnax (01/27/2013) [-]
It looks like he just captured The Shire in a bottle.
It looks like he just captured The Shire in a bottle.
#236 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
I know this will sound retarded. But if you made one of these but on a much more complicated and larger scale. Would it be possible for life like bugs or maybe an intelligent species to possibly evolve after a long time.
#249 to #236 - riddari (01/27/2013) [-]
You propably could get them to become slightly different than they were at the begining after some generations, but developing an inteligent life would take much more than that (and much, much more time). Besides, is closed in such environment they'd propably die off: animals are much less efficient than plants when it comes to energy. Due to that the bugs would die off, unless the "world" around them was big enough to reproduce faster than they can eat (and that gets less and less likely with each generation, as supposedly the population would get bigger and bigger).

If you like fiddling with genetical attributes you might like to try selective breeding with some small animals.
#235 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
does it have ants or something?
User avatar #233 - rushaholic (01/27/2013) [-]
I kinda wanna try that.
#230 - basham (01/27/2013) [-]
I tried to plant something before. Turns out shoving an apple in dirt doesn't do much...
User avatar #245 to #243 - someponynew ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
have any more?
#247 to #245 - basham (01/27/2013) [-]
all I got
#241 to #230 - drroxxo (01/27/2013) [-]
Well my good friend here is why: your typical apple is grown from both an apple tree(the trunk and upwards) and another tree's root system that has been grafted onto it to make it more stable(not necessarily another applpe tree) because in most cases the type of apples you eat if not all of them have terrible genetic weakness and deficiencies. Another reason is that even if you grow an apple from the seeds it's likely you won't even get anything remotely similar to the apple you grew from. Apples are a lot like dogs in that they have super diverse genetic phenotypes and when any 2 apples mix it's likely to come out much like a mutt. In fact most of the apples you eat are probably grown from cuttings of other apple trees instead of actually being grown from seed :D
#225 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
looks like a big ass bong
User avatar #228 to #225 - captainbh (01/27/2013) [-]
Looks like a bottle to me.
#220 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
Everytime I've tried one of these container gardens, they've developed mold and everything died........
#206 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
Now, if anyone has a huge bottle, we can produce much oil out of those carbon dioxide and compost that those plants produce, thus make much profit out of it when all the oil reserves are empty over 50 years :D
User avatar #216 to #206 - Jewssassin (01/27/2013) [-]
You'll be dead before the oil reserves are empty.
User avatar #223 to #216 - Gwest (01/27/2013) [-]
Its estimated that the oil will run dry in 2057, and the estimate is growing shorter with each study
User avatar #227 to #223 - Jewssassin (01/27/2013) [-]
Those are literally just the reserves in the States that are being saved solely for when all other oil is used up. Im talking about the worlds reserves.
Slightly off topic - alot can happen in 44 years, he might just be dead before 2057.
User avatar #231 to #227 - Gwest (01/27/2013) [-]
Im talking world supply, i cant speak for people hoarding oil(including the governments) but world supply is 50 years or less, with the oil peak being 2020 or shorter
User avatar #232 to #231 - Gwest (01/27/2013) [-]
thats not very far away for the age group normally on this site
User avatar #205 - iisammehii (01/27/2013) [-]
Yellow Tang Fish, 1000000 point, goml.
User avatar #201 to #200 - heartlessrobot (01/27/2013) [-]
Clearly he is a druid.
#197 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #194 - AvatarAirBender (01/27/2013) [-]
If I would I have known that this was front page material I would have posted it like 3 days ago when I saw it on facebook...
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