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User avatar #494 - cazabrow (02/12/2013) [-]
40 year old spiderwort plant - thats gonna be one hell of a health potion
User avatar #492 - kndz (02/06/2013) [-]
Damn...this guy already did what I always wanted to try...
#438 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/28/2013) [-]
************** obviosley lyed look at tat crakas faec
User avatar #435 - brownieshivers (01/28/2013) [-]
So the carbon and other substances just poofed out of ******* nowhere.
What happened to "matter cannot be created nor destroyed"?
#434 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#433 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
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User avatar #425 to #397 - deathrinder (01/28/2013) [-]
*ecosystem
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#395 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#432 to #395 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/28/2013) [-]
I already know they can
User avatar #388 - showtitsgulpbleach (01/28/2013) [-]
Looks like a ******* mini ganja garden
User avatar #407 to #388 - reican (01/28/2013) [-]
you don't even know what you are talking about
User avatar #379 - infineks (01/28/2013) [-]
Did you just copy and paste this entire thing off of the "I ******* love Science" facebook page?
User avatar #476 to #379 - christhexplorer (01/28/2013) [-]
I gave full credit to the post and the page. Look at the description.
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User avatar #377 - zapgod (01/28/2013) [-]
And why did the Eco dome project fail so bad? Because humans are naturally selfish and violent bastards
#366 - flutterkrieg (01/28/2013) [-]
Rolling time!
#508 to #366 - xbenas (02/24/2013) [-]
**xbenas rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at Hello. **
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#488 to #366 - Drifter (01/30/2013) [-]
**Drifter rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at nice one op ** Challenge Accepted.
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#440 to #366 - stainunderyournose (01/28/2013) [-]
**stainunderyournose rolled a random image posted in comment #175117 at Ponyville **
#428 to #366 - kruzer (01/28/2013) [-]
**kruzer rolled a random image posted in comment #225756 at Pokemon **
#426 to #366 - nicktheslayer (01/28/2013) [-]
**nicktheslayer rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at WTF Katawa Shoujo? ** **** please
#421 to #366 - icaretoomuch (01/28/2013) [-]
**icaretoomuch rolled a random image posted in comment #2675215 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#420 to #366 - DrollHumor ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
**DrollHumor rolled a random image posted in comment #2725190 at FJ RPG **
#418 to #366 - skinless (01/28/2013) [-]
**skinless rolled a random image posted in comment #72997 at Friendly **
#419 to #418 - skinless (01/28/2013) [-]
im....ok with this
im....ok with this
#414 to #366 - mcbmichael (01/28/2013) [-]
**mcbmichael rolled a random image posted in comment #307 at What? Logic? Stop that! **
#413 to #366 - greencatattack (01/28/2013) [-]
**greencatattack rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at The real Shrek ** shes hot
#412 to #366 - larfang (01/28/2013) [-]
**larfang rolled a random image posted in comment #2709045 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
User avatar #415 to #412 - larfang (01/28/2013) [-]
god damnit
#410 to #366 - omfglmao (01/28/2013) [-]
**omfglmao rolled a random image posted in comment #2846014 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#404 to #366 - thirteenthdoctor (01/28/2013) [-]
**thirteenthdoctor rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Incest **
#402 to #366 - flybyflyark (01/28/2013) [-]
**flybyflyark rolled a random image posted in comment #2812924 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#401 to #366 - idkmyusername (01/28/2013) [-]
**idkmyusername rolled a random image posted in comment #388 at Dinosaur Facts! Part 2 **
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#393 to #366 - someanon (01/28/2013) [-]
**someanon rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Luna helps Derpy ** knowing my luck i am probably going to regret this
User avatar #436 to #393 - flutterkrieg (01/28/2013) [-]
Hey, you rolled one of my posts. :>
User avatar #437 to #436 - someanon (01/28/2013) [-]
That I did. Though in this situation I would have preferred something different.
User avatar #439 to #437 - flutterkrieg (01/28/2013) [-]
Who doesn't want Dr. Phil?
User avatar #441 to #439 - someanon (01/28/2013) [-]
I prefer women.
User avatar #442 to #441 - flutterkrieg (01/28/2013) [-]
Would you go gay for Dr. Phil?
User avatar #443 to #442 - someanon (01/28/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #444 to #443 - flutterkrieg (01/28/2013) [-]
I'll allow you to have another roll.
#445 to #444 - someanon (01/28/2013) [-]
**someanon rolled a random image posted in comment #70011 at Friendly ** again considering my past luck with roll games it probably won't end well
User avatar #446 to #445 - flutterkrieg (01/28/2013) [-]
Again. I want something good. Roll away till you get what you want.
#447 to #446 - someanon (01/28/2013) [-]
**someanon rolled a random image posted in comment #223393 at Pokemon **
User avatar #448 to #447 - flutterkrieg (01/28/2013) [-]
Good enough?
User avatar #449 to #448 - someanon (01/28/2013) [-]
Well I think its female so yes good enough, thank you for the re-rolls.
#392 to #366 - animedudej ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #2706112 at FJ RPG ** hell yea rolling in anime!
User avatar #394 to #392 - animedudej ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
well... that was smooth
#391 to #366 - cammyT (01/28/2013) [-]
**cammyT rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at True Hero ** ******
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#383 to #366 - missjessicaparker (01/28/2013) [-]
**missjessicaparker rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Front page content **
#429 to #383 - anonmaverick (01/28/2013) [-]
**anonmaverick rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at pirate ** My face when dickbutt
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#384 to #383 - missjessicaparker (01/28/2013) [-]
I win. I ******* win.
#382 to #366 - anonmaverick (01/28/2013) [-]
**anonmaverick rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Anal **
#396 to #382 - animedudej ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
relevant
#381 to #366 - usmcoorah (01/28/2013) [-]
**usmcoorah rolled a random image posted in comment #2631311 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#378 to #366 - imcadence (01/28/2013) [-]
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Put it in **
#376 to #366 - gingeraletwo (01/28/2013) [-]
**gingeraletwo rolled a random image posted in comment #194 at That guy is going places. **
#380 to #376 - usmcoorah (01/28/2013) [-]
SO MANY HOLES.
SO MANY HOLES.
#374 to #366 - lowbrass (01/28/2013) [-]
**lowbrass rolled a random image posted in comment #134024 at Friendly **
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#359 - SenatorSnowe (01/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#341 - sonicnevermind (01/27/2013) [-]
I was hoping for more Bill Nye in the comments.
I was hoping for more Bill Nye in the comments.
#335 - xeltar (01/27/2013) [-]
Not to be a mood killer, but its still getting a large input of energy through sunlight that's not "almost complete isolation".
#370 to #335 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/28/2013) [-]
...I am pretty sure he meant that nobody touched it.
User avatar #347 to #335 - gmarrox (01/27/2013) [-]
Well I'm happy with the result until you find a way to produce a miniature star that we can place inside the bottle.
#346 to #335 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
thats why it says almost
#343 to #335 - comanderspy (01/27/2013) [-]
you cant completely isolate it from EVERYTHING, i mean, no matter what it will be affected by gravity, heat, atomic radiation and other sciency stuff
User avatar #342 to #335 - Katzie (01/27/2013) [-]
Almost complete isolation = Complete isolation except for sunlight (and a watering)
#330 - mantou ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
#331 to #330 - mantou ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
#336 to #333 - mantou ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
#340 to #336 - mantou ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
my semen has been applied..
#312 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
How does cooking help in the prevention of food poisoning?
#318 to #312 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
kills bacteria, anon
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