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User avatar #37 - ishalltroll (01/27/2013) [-]
6:20 - Wake up, get dressed etc.
6:20-6:30 - Do my hair
6:30-6.50 - Breakfast
6:50-7:00 - Get dressed
7:00-7:20 - Drive to first person I take along
7:20-7:30 - Drive to second person I take along
7:45 - Arrive at school
8:00-13:00/15:00 - School
15:40 - Lunch at home
16:00-01:00 - Internet
01:00-06:20 - Sleep
Restart
User avatar #33 - onionbubs (01/27/2013) [-]
6AM: Wake up
7AM: grab a brush, put on a little makeup
8AM: hide the scars to fade away the shake up
9AM: why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
10AM: there you go create another fable
#34 to #33 - dathunter (01/27/2013) [-]
That was brilliant
That was brilliant
#44 to #29 - tehphire (01/27/2013) [-]
Hooray for pay cuts!
User avatar #27 - anonymouzx (01/27/2013) [-]
If your wife suggests a threesome, don't just go to bed.
#24 - superhyper (01/27/2013) [-]
mfw "weekend life" sums up my life almost perfectly
mfw "weekend life" sums up my life almost perfectly
User avatar #22 - vexaton (01/27/2013) [-]
In the weekend life, you are on the internet for almost half the day... That is completely wrong! Last time I checked, I sleep from 4 am to about 11 am during the weekends, and during the rest of that time, I am on the internet. That is 7 hours. 24 / 7 ≠ 1 / 2
24 - 7 = 17
17 hours of internet, 7 hours of sleep
17 / 7 ≈ 2,5
I am on the internet 2,5 times as much as I sleep during weekends, not including eating, which I do while on the internet watching videos.
User avatar #23 to #22 - vexaton (01/27/2013) [-]
That is 7 hours of sleep*
User avatar #21 - fronami (01/27/2013) [-]
5.30 wake, prepare for day
6.42 catch bus downtown for schooling
7.30 begin endless school day (sleep in every class at least a half hour)
11.45 lunch
13.00 orchestra (one free period, sleep/do homework)
15.40 leave school
16.00 hang out with friends (sleep for 45 minutes at some point in there)
22.00 get home, eat
22.30 internet
1.30 sleep

This is my average day. Weekends are all kinds of ****** up though.
User avatar #20 - theakwardturtle (01/27/2013) [-]
In the ideal life you never get the threesome.
#19 - thisisausernamee (01/27/2013) [-]
i guess as long as hes doing okay
#17 - uselesscommentman (01/27/2013) [-]
7 Am. wake up , get clean

8 . bowl of cereal

8:30 realize everyone is rushing, oh **** look at the time

8:35 print to bus stop

8:37 I see my friends in small car

which seat do I take?

#65 to #17 - iamaderp (01/27/2013) [-]
"print to bus stop"

I re-read that lie 10 times until i realized it was a typo
User avatar #36 to #17 - lefthoofthepirate (01/27/2013) [-]
I was waiting for somebody to do this.
User avatar #25 to #17 - zedacedia (01/27/2013) [-]
Oh god lol
#18 to #17 - uselesscommentman (01/27/2013) [-]
Sprint*
User avatar #14 - masdercheef ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Well, you can't perpetually have reheated leftovers. It has to be cooked sometime, meaning that every so often you have a fresh meal.
User avatar #12 - thepastryistrue (01/27/2013) [-]
Who the heck would instantly sleep after the wife suggested a threesome?!
#16 to #12 - mrvoodoo (01/27/2013) [-]
That's true.
#9 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
6 PM wake up
7 PM get outta bed
7:30 turn on comp
7:31 make comp stop making noise
7:45 LoL
11 pm amnesia mod white night
1 am battlefield 3
5 am FJ
6 sleep
User avatar #8 - thescatmanohone (01/27/2013) [-]
12.00 wake up
12.10 open laptop, decide what to play
12.15 start game
17.00 get hungry, look for food
17.01 realize there's still no food
17.02go back to game
repeat at 24.00 & 03.00
03.30 go to bed, hungry
#5 - bonibonsiker (01/27/2013) [-]
my day
19:00 - 03:00 sleep
03:00 - 6:00 study
6:00 - 10:00 furiously masturbate
10:00 - 11:00 some shopping
11:00 -13:00 : internet
13:00 - 14:00 lunch while watching tv
14:00 - 16:00 internet
18:00 - 19:00 maybe dinner then sleep
User avatar #3 - theist (01/27/2013) [-]
why is he happy about the paycut?
#35 to #3 - cjasper (01/27/2013) [-]
because he still actually has a job
because he still actually has a job
#32 to #3 - tragono **User deleted account** (01/27/2013) [-]
Because science
Because science
#28 to #3 - joeyisheres (01/27/2013) [-]
I dont know.. money's kind of cool i guess..
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#6 to #3 - nightstar (01/27/2013) [-]
Pay less taxes? Only thing I could think. Other than it being a mistake. on the internet!
User avatar #82 to #6 - theist (01/28/2013) [-]
I think the comic maker forgot to flip the smiley face upside down :|
User avatar #2 - timothybarnes (01/27/2013) [-]
Here's my day:

00:00 - Just picked up a friend and brought him over to my house
01:00 - We're playing chess
02:00 - Give my friend a ride home
03:00 - Watching The Simpsons with my girlfriend
04:00 - 11:00 - Sleep
12:00 - Download new episode of FiM
13:00 - Watch new episode of FiM
14:00 - Homework
15:00 - Read
16:00 - 22:00 - Work
23:00 - Internet

And here we are.
User avatar #15 to #2 - masdercheef ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
For the past two days, it's been like this for me:

(Friday) 0000-0600: Sleep
0600-1400: Getting an education, in hopes of accomplishing something in the world
1400-some time around 1800: Sleep
From that point until now it's been a bit of a blur of Halo 4, general browsing of internet, reading some fanfictions, waiting for FiM to be uploaded to Youtube (in HD because why not? It looks better and I can bear the wait) and copious amounts of DayZ on Youtube. Oh, and I guess I slept somewhere in the middle of all that, can't really remember it.
#7 to #2 - nightstar (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #2 - maltionthefurry (01/27/2013) [-]
Mine is
09:00 Wake up
09:02 Make a bowl of cereal and sit on my ass on my laptop whilst eating my bowl of cereal.
09:12 Finish my bowl of cereal
09:15 Masturbate
09:20 finish and clean up
09:21-02:00 Sit on the internet whilst occasionally pissing or eating
2:01-ish sleep
Repeat.
#1 - ilikeeatingcheese (01/27/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#30 to #1 - tragono **User deleted account** (01/27/2013) [-]
Why is this the highest rated comment?
Why is this the highest rated comment?
#26 to #1 - qotsa (01/27/2013) [-]
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