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User avatar #130 - bonboy (01/30/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it just evaporate?
User avatar #128 - robotzombie (01/27/2013) [-]
Sometimes when I read content like this, its not funny because I already know whats going to happen



also never let your dad buy ancient grain crackers. they taste like cardboard and sand. even if he says theyre cheap and healthy for you hes wrong because sand can coat the insides of your intestines and cardboard if ingested can make you bland and boring like ancient grain crackers
#123 - datgermanguy ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Link you moron...
Link you moron...
#116 - beerterror (01/27/2013) [-]
how could this happen
#109 - killerblue ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
MFW
#99 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
im not claiming to be an expert on physics or anything. but im pretty sure that they will cancel each other out. not create a nuclear explosion.
User avatar #117 to #99 - arstya (01/27/2013) [-]
It's magic, bitch. **** your science.
#103 to #99 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
And I'm pretty sure you didn't get the joke.
#106 to #103 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
no i did, but the joke dosent make sense.
User avatar #97 - harbingerwolf (01/27/2013) [-]
Someone needs to write a song about this **** .
#94 - lostwoodskid (01/27/2013) [-]
"He is the prince that was promised, and his is the song of ice and fire."
User avatar #101 to #94 - shannonrw (01/27/2013) [-]
You think R + L = J? I think so, it makes so much sense.
#112 to #101 - lostwoodskid (01/27/2013) [-]
It really does, but there is so much more that could happen it's pretty hard to tell.
User avatar #124 to #112 - shannonrw (01/27/2013) [-]
Honestly, I don't think anyone can really say what GRRM is gonna do, he throws a lot of twists in. Who knows what'll happen? I hope that that's actually what happens, though.
#125 to #124 - lostwoodskid (01/27/2013) [-]
Plot twist: Jon Snow is actually Rhaegar.
#89 - murdocisgod (01/27/2013) [-]
So who in the ****** great idea was this?
User avatar #113 to #89 - dafuqman (01/27/2013) [-]
I actually didn't think they burned. Both me and the gf loved them.
#120 to #113 - channel (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm telling your dad.....hahahaha
#119 to #113 - ggdhindo (01/27/2013) [-]
sureee "girl friend"
sureee "girl friend"
User avatar #114 to #113 - corruptdog (01/27/2013) [-]
I agree with you.
#98 to #89 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
The person who got the idea to try to put Icy-Hot on their penis?
#93 to #89 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
Those bitches burn. Never use them they suck. They ******* hurt oh my god just never.
#76 - jibbablabba (01/27/2013) [-]
>Be me
>ruler of ancient China
>another blacksmith requests an audience
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>shows up with a Halberd that pierces any defense and a shield that blocks any offense.
>ask him "what if i jab the shield with that halberd?"
>He's speechless
>invent a new word that when translated means "Contradiction"
(though in all honesty wouldn't the spear and shield destroy one another?)
#108 to #76 - killerblue ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
They could be made, but they can't be created at the same time.

As such one could have a shield that blocks everything, but during that time the halber can' and the opposite is true if you have the halber the shield can't be here during that phase of time.
User avatar #102 to #76 - sinisterainbow (01/27/2013) [-]
The fact is one cannot exist in a world with another, one would have to give, therefore either the sword would pierce or the shield would block.

The original question was what happens when an unstoppable bullet meets an unbreakable wall.
#77 to #76 - crazyolitis (01/27/2013) [-]
Heard of that. The whole "unstoppable force and immovable object" thingy is based on that.   
Merchants' FW he got asked the contradiction.
Heard of that. The whole "unstoppable force and immovable object" thingy is based on that.
Merchants' FW he got asked the contradiction.
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#47 - crazyolitis (01/27/2013) [-]
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
User avatar #115 to #47 - thesupertechie (01/27/2013) [-]
They surrender
#75 to #47 - azinfoo ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
I saw a really cool minutephysics video about it, but basically this:

An "immovable object" technically cannot exist because the theory of relativity says that there is no preferred frame of reference in the universe. Therefore, if I simply moved relative to the object, the object would be moving relative to me as well. So it's not that the object doesn't move, but it can't be moved by pushing on it. It's unacceleratable meaning it's speed is constant. Hypothetically if this were true, the object would have an infinite mass.

Interestingly enough, an unstoppable force is really just the same thing as an immovable object. An unstoppable force implies that the force or object cannot have it's speed altered, and is therefore also referred to as unacceleratable.

This whole scenario is obviously hypothetical because an object with an infinite mass would be a black hole which has already consumed the universe. Anyhow, the outcome of two unnacceleratable objects colliding is that they would both pass through each other without disturbing each other.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eKc5kgPVrA I was pretty much paraphrasing this video, perhaps he could explain it better than I could.
User avatar #63 to #47 - greatboobya (01/27/2013) [-]
Something's gotta give
User avatar #64 to #63 - crazyolitis (01/27/2013) [-]
Love that song.
User avatar #61 to #47 - Theyneverknow (01/27/2013) [-]
If one exists the other doesn't
User avatar #60 to #47 - neutralgray (01/27/2013) [-]
Minutephysics handled this question, actually.
User avatar #65 to #60 - crazyolitis (01/27/2013) [-]
Never heard of it. Will check it out.
#49 to #47 - thearcher (01/27/2013) [-]
I'll tell you what happens!
I'll tell you what happens!
#48 to #47 - dingojohn (01/27/2013) [-]
You lose on a technicality.   
   
In a reality in which an immovable object exists, there can obviously be no unstoppable objects, an vice versa.   
   
That question, the paradox, is rendered moot by the existing oxymoron in the question.
You lose on a technicality.

In a reality in which an immovable object exists, there can obviously be no unstoppable objects, an vice versa.

That question, the paradox, is rendered moot by the existing oxymoron in the question.
User avatar #53 to #48 - crazyolitis (01/27/2013) [-]
This paradox was originally brought up by soem chinese guy. A merchant sold an unstoppable spear and an unbreakable (immovable somehow) shield.
The more you know.jpeg
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#45 to #42 - wishanonscouldpost (01/27/2013) [-]
Inverted Song of Time. Slow time at the start of the first day before doing anything else.
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#41 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 49** ahahahahahaha so funny omg lol
#126 to #41 - BusterCherry ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
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#35 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Ice and fire are best elements.
User avatar #66 to #35 - DoktorHax (01/27/2013) [-]
hey waiter, how bout some sauce?
#67 to #66 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
You'd like the source of this?

If anything, call me waitress.
User avatar #69 to #67 - DoktorHax (01/27/2013) [-]
why yes, i would very much like the source for this, dear waitress.
#73 to #69 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
It's from Touhou.

Only the ice fairy though. The others are fan elements versions of her.
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User avatar #54 to #43 - garaichu ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
I'd love to hear what fire and ice are if not elements.
User avatar #56 to #54 - tomatospy (01/27/2013) [-]
compound
User avatar #68 to #56 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
adj. (kmpound, km-pound, km-)
1. Consisting of two or more substances, ingredients, elements, or parts.
2. Botany Composed of more than one part.
n. (kmpound)
1. A combination of two or more elements or parts. See Synonyms at mixture.

Fire and ice are elements..
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User avatar #81 to #79 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
"That show"

What are you on about now?..
User avatar #82 to #81 - tomatospy (01/27/2013) [-]
i dont even know please end me from this torture of confussion
#84 to #82 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
I don't know how.
#87 to #84 - tomatospy (01/27/2013) [-]
i begeth of you
User avatar #78 to #68 - tomatospy (01/27/2013) [-]
fire n'or water are elements and Empedocles was wrong
water is a compound of hydrogen and oxygen H2O
fire is different but is still not an element it consists of heat, fuel, and oxygen

User avatar #80 to #78 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
"Fire n'or water are elements".

"Fire is different, but is still not an element."

Now you're just being stupid. Do you not know the definition of elements either?..
User avatar #83 to #80 - tomatospy (01/27/2013) [-]
a substance that can not be broken into different substances
User avatar #85 to #83 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
5. One of four substances, earth, air, fire, or water, formerly regarded as a fundamental constituent of the universe.
User avatar #91 to #85 - tomatospy (01/27/2013) [-]
no Empedocles said that but was later proven wrong by a chemist whos name escapes my mind
also Phlogiston is a fire like element but not fire
User avatar #95 to #91 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
"Former".

Meaning it has been altered. I'm pretty sure what that guy proved wrong would be the theory of the world consisting of only the four elements. Where as fire sought towards space and all that other crap.

They are by definition still elements.
User avatar #96 to #95 - tomatospy (01/27/2013) [-]
"classical elements"
there now we're both happy
User avatar #100 to #96 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
They are still elements though..
User avatar #86 to #85 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
oh and
7. elements The forces that constitute the weather, especially severe or inclement weather: outside paint that had been damaged by the elements.
User avatar #46 to #43 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I do. What's wrong?
#23 - sweetellie ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Wind waker HD guise...    
Wind Waker HD.
Wind waker HD guise...
Wind Waker HD.
#107 to #23 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
They already made it.... Skyward Sword, piece of **** graphics if I ever saw them.
#111 to #107 - ShadowEagle (01/27/2013) [-]
As a die hard Zelda fan, I will kindly ask you to please, go die in a fire
#110 to #107 - sweetellie ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
I actually liked skyward sword's graphics...
I actually liked skyward sword's graphics...
User avatar #55 to #23 - garaichu ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Me and my friends pretty much got a heart-attack throughout that entire Nintendo Direct.
So much awesome!
#30 to #23 - ndiliciousa (01/27/2013) [-]
MFW they announced the remake of Wind Waker
User avatar #71 to #30 - RisenLichen (01/27/2013) [-]
...WAT.

I NEED A WII U NOW
#27 to #23 - tonkkax (01/27/2013) [-]
Excuse me sir, when will we get Majora's Mask for the 3DS?
User avatar #28 to #27 - beroty (01/27/2013) [-]
in the same day of HF3
#29 to #28 - tonkkax (01/27/2013) [-]
Im going to fly around the earth a couple times. See you soon!
Im going to fly around the earth a couple times. See you soon!
#31 to #29 - funnyrage ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
flying bear killed two canadians.
#26 to #23 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
It looks exactly the god damn same as the Gamecube version.
User avatar #34 to #26 - ivoryhammer (01/27/2013) [-]
Maybe if you have vision problems, then yes, they look exactly the same
User avatar #25 to #23 - MetallicaForever (01/27/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u3djy6Ednc

long video, but im watching this right now, and then saw your comment
#22 - pyra (01/27/2013) [-]
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